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Sylveon Pride Pins made by Plushishop
these are so cute 🥺
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Day 17 of 'Isabelle Watch'
Our hero has gotten herself into a right pickle this morning. Late yesterday a Dutch representative from the International Happy House Academy arrived for a three day stay, partly to assess Tom Nooks operations and partly to run an audit on his customer charges, after several islanders complained that they were charged over a million bells for an expansion that was little more than the size of a fucking shoebox.
Tom had asked Isabelle to take the representative out for a meal and entertain her while he hurriedly 'organised/shredded' some paperwork before the inspection scheduled for the next morning. Isabelle wasn't too keen on the idea until Tom rammed a thousand bells in her hand and told her to keep the rep out late, which straight away got pocketed faster than a Penn & Teller sleight of hand trick.
After picking up the representative from Dodo Airport, Izzy soon realised that the woman's English was very poor, and that the only common form of communication that Izzy was proficient in was the language of getting 'Shit-Faced Drunk'.
Deciding that nothing would break the ice more than a few large vodkas down their gullets, Izzy whisked the confused rep into the nearest bar and ordered a double round of shots.
After a few hours Isabelle realised she had a real challenge on her hands. This woman could drink, and was almost toe to toe with Izzy when it came to the empty shot glasses of tequila that now littered their table.
In Izzy's mind this was becoming a challenge; How DARE this majestic European bastard step into Isabelle's back yard and try and piss up the big tree! If this 'international intoxicated interloper' wanted a challenge, then by hell she'd picked the wrong bitch to fuck with.
A short cab ride back to Isabelle's house and they were sitting at the kitchen table. The rep looking far too upright for Izzy's liking as she dug into the back of her cupboard and pulled out the secret weapon.
A rare and dusty bottle of 'Harv's Hairy-Back Hooch' rested between her furry paws. She'd won it as first prize in a cock-fighting tournament several years before after always believing she'd never see one in the flesh.
Legend had it that just two measures of the almost green liquid inside would be enough to knock down even the most hardened drinker, make them forget who they were, what legs were actually used for and question why after almost two days comatose in bed they had suddenly grown a full and lustrous beard..
Isabelle poured a thirsty measure for them both and plonked the glasses down between them as she stared into the eyes of her grinning opponent. Before Izzy could explain just what they were facing, the rep threw her head forward, grabbed the glass in her mouth and threw her head backward, forcing the liquid down her throat before spitting the glass against Izzy's oven, splashes of the hooch sizzling as it ate its way through the hardened glass door.
Isabelle quickly threw her drink back too. "If this fucker thinks they can step into Mama's house and dr…"
She woke up as the daylight shone through the curtains. Isabelle had no idea how she'd ended up in bed beside the foreign rep, nor why she seemed to missing some clothes, her knickers were up on the lampshade and a random set of soggy false teeth lay in her pocket.
She shoved the leg of the rep to wake her, but nothing. She pushed again harder and harder, finally slapping the woman to wake her but with no response.
Izzy sat in shock; finally her hard drinking bravado had caught up with her and she'd killed someone. She quickly called Tom Nook and explained the situation, who arrived shortly after with two large spades, a bucket of lime and some nylon rope.
Twenty minutes later they were just lowering the Dutch Drunkard into a freshly dug hole at the back of the pear orchard when she sprang awake, screamed something Dutch-ish and took off at full sprint toward the airport.
Four days later a large gift basket arrived at Island Services with a card attached;
"Thank you for the wonderful hospitality, entertainment and 'DISCRETION' during my recent trip to your lovely island. As you can see I've given Nook Inc. A five star pass, and a commendation for the administrator for her professionalism and DISCRETION during my assessment of your island.
Regards, Lotte
HHH Representative."
Isabelle was delighted. Not only had she not killed an important foreign visitor but she'd managed to get her rocks off along with a commendation.
#Winner
#DrunkAF
I’m selling super colorful rainbow kandi bracelets in my shop!!! You can buy them here!!! 💖✨🦄💐
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the rainbow 1 is super nice :3
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time for my yearly scheduled petscop rewatch
sic em, boys
Paul: Just called Garalina Support for the first time and I'm nervous.
Paul: ...I don't think they're coming.
Rainer: *texting* Hi, this is Rainer of Garalina Support. I have been arrested. Can you contact Support to let them know so they can assign you another person?
Paul: HELLO???
Happy Sugar Petscop!
LOOK AT THE BABY PIKACHU BEFORE PICHU EXISTED
OLD MYSPACE IS BACK??
HOLY SHIT GUYS
I JUST FOUND A SITE THATS BASICALLY OLD MYSPACE
LIKE T H E OLD MYSPACE
I KNOW
IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK
friendproject.net
AHHHHHHHHH
ITS PRETTY MUCH JUST THE OLD MYSPACE
WOWOOWOWOW
sry if you already knew about it but omg
edit: bigger blogs, PLEASE reblog this because i want all the twenty nine scene kids to know <3
edit 2: WTF THIS HAS SO MANY NOTES OMG IM SO HAPPY SO MANY PEOPLE SAW IT ABD SPREAD IT AROUND
edit 3: thank you for the continued reblogging!! <3 let’s keep dis going through the rawring 20s!!
hi so it has come to my attention that this site isn’t safe. supposedly it can track u and steal ur personal info, and it’s run by homophobes! please stop supporting this website!! i’m sorry for spreading the word, i didn’t know at the time
Dear Nintendo,
I’m still waiting for mother 3 to be released in the US
please my family left me and they’re all dead in mexico and so am I (In the inside) I’m suffering from laziness disorder, I have no money, and I’m a BIG dork, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please do
mother trilogy remastered for switch pls
hai guyz!!
for anyone that uses apple music, i’ve made a public playlist of scene bands and whatnot :3 i’ll put a link below!! the playlist contains over 12 hours of music and gets updated all the time!! i’m working on a spotify version of it too for anyone that uses spotify!! X3
https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/%F0%9D%98%B4%F0%9D%98%A4%F0%9D%98%A6%F0%9D%98%AF%F0%9D%98%A6-%F0%9D%98%AC%F0%9D%98%AA%F0%9D%98%A5-%F0%9D%98%A5%F0%9D%98%A2%F0%9D%98%BA%F0%9D%98%BB/pl.u-oZyl3WRFpxbM9z
I started this blog back in 2017 when scene was a niche thing about nostalgia that only a handful of people were into and then 2018 it DIED but as soon as 2019 hit the scene community QUADRUPLED and it no longer feels like a memory of the past because it makes me so happy that there’s so many of you who are proud to be scene not for a nostalgic purpose but as a way to express yourself and I hope we keep it going straight into the 2020s!!