Hope | 16 | She/her | Trash™

Hiii! My names Hope and I like anime and memes this blog is trash just like me 💕💕

[killjoyquotes]

[justbadpuns]

Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best friend. They’re both Cauldron.

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[youngsamberg]

worst waking up conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets

[nerobtsed-deactivated20230528]

Jungkook being relatable af :

[zoethehumansloth]

brokuro fixing up and deciding on a name for akaashi’s withered owl shelter more like CRY WITH ME OVER @maiuzan‘S BOKUAKA OWL SHELTER AU FIC (a.k.a Akaashi Suffers: the fanfiction)

[chuulove]

this one goes out to the gays 

[bambamisaboomyinmypants]

You’re the mic mic to my bungee.

Hoseok flirting with Yoongi.

[kaneki-ken--you-not]

interviewer: what are your life mottos?

taehyung: "it's hella thick"

namjoon: "strong power thank you"

seokjin: "be your own bias within your own group"

hoseok: "i'm also human"

jimin: "don't worry, i'm not afraid"

jungkook: "i know the comeback song, but not the release date"

yoongi: *takes a deep breath*

rest of bts: here it comes

yoongi: J-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

[monthlymidlifecrisis]

Home

“People say "go big or go home” as if going home were a bad thing. Hell ya I wanna go home. And I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.“

- Min yoongi, probably

[kaneki-ken--you-not]

Seokjin: We need to find out if Yoongi-hyung is actually dating Hoseok-hyung.

Jimin: That's impossible. Yoongi-hyung would never admit he's dating someone.

Jungkook: Especially if it's Hoseok-hyung. He doesn't want to prove how whipped he is.

Taehyung: I have an idea. Hoseok-hyung, I need you to yell out 'honey' as loud as you can.

Hoseok:

Hoseok: HONEY!

Yoongi: *running out of the shower, utterly naked and holding a rubber Kumamon in his hand* WHAT'S WRONG, BABE, WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

BTS: *high-five each other*

Namjoon: Ya'll realize you could've just asked Hobi if they were dating, right?

[peachy-hao]

Some photos of ya girl looking soft

[kaneki-ken--you-not]

YALL LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CHILD

[bambamisaboomyinmypants]

Seokjin: After we’re married, I want you to take my surname.

Namjoon: No, you should take my surname.

Seokjin: I’M THE ELDEST! YOU TAKE MINE!

Namjoon: WELL, I’M THE ONE WHO PROPOSED! SO, YOU TAKE MINE!

Seokjin: I’M YOUR HYUNG! SO, YOU LISTEN TO ME!

Namjoon: BUT, I’M THE LEADER. WHAT I SAY, GOES!

Taehyung: GUYS!

Namjin: WHAT?!

Taehyung: YOU BOTH HAVE THE SAME FUCKING SURNAME. IT DOESN’T MATTER.

Namjin:

[kaneki-ken--you-not]

Namjoon: I've had a really bad day.

Seokjin: Hey, now, look on the bright side.

Namjoon:

Seokjin: No, literally, look towards your left, Hoseok's sitting right there.

[kaneki-ken--you-not]

Jungkook: The Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to ‘Daddy December’, and I don’t know how to feel about that.

Taehyung: Great, now I have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND!

[taintedstarlight]

Taehyung: Kookie, I’m so happy I could kiss you! Jungkook: *nervous gay laughter* Umm… Neat! [Later] Jungkook: *lying face down on his bed* I can’t believe I said “Neat”, hyung. “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser! Yoongi: *idly turns manga page* Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Hoseok confessed to me? Jungkook: Didn’t you like, thank him? Yoongi: *closes manga to stare at the ceiling* I thanked him.

[zouchu]

Taehyung: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tulips together.

Jeongguk: Awww.

Yoongi: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe.

Jimin: …Thanks

[taewithblackhair]

Taehyung: That’s ridiculous, Jungkook doesn’t have a crush on me.

Seokjin: Yes he does.

Hobi: Yes he does.

Jimin: Yes he does.

Jungkook: Yes, I do.

[kaneki-ken--you-not]

Me too