KANIMA QUEST

The kanima goes on adventures to different places. He has me (his controller) take pictures because that's what mutant lizard monsters do.

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Meet The Kanima. He's your simple blood thirsty, mutant lizard creature with a penchant for travel. He's currently really broke and there's not a lot of money in being a frightening lizard monster so he's been in hibernation. But it's summer so he's coming out to play. He'll probably just travel around his home town a lot, read a few books (yes kanimas are very literate), watch some movies and TV shows, and maybe even play some Mario Kart.

He's very laid back, and misunderstood. People see him and assume he's going to kill them but usually not. The fate of those living in fear of this poor lizard is all in the hands of his controller.

Meet The Kanima's Controller

Hi. I'm Pope Emilith (formerly Queen). I'm the controller of the kanima. Do not fear him. He's very mild-mannered and sweet most of the time. However you should fear me since I control him and have been known to have him maim for my pleasure. It's just part of the job. Please do not fear that he's going to kill you, I'm not that horrid of a person. I'm sure a valid argument as to why you should live may easily save your life. 

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The kanima finally comes out of hibernation to attend a Summer Solstice bonfire. 

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i need a kanima

They're very hard to come across. But if you're lucky enough to find one they make great pets. Having a mutant lizard that does your bidding is the best animal a person can own. Beware though different states and countries have different laws about kanima ownership. They're actually illegal here in California but too many people are afraid of him to actually do anything.

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The Kanima enounters his feline counterpart!

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My cat totally looks like Colton Haynes. Don’t mind me. I’m crazy.

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The kanima wanted to look like he was licking the top of Sleeping Beauty's Castle, because that's what good baby lizards do.

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The kanima has lots more Disneyland photos to share with you, but he'll get around to them tomorrow because tonight he has loads of wash to do seeing as he's packing a bag and going to San Francisco once again next week.

This time he'll be seeing Patrick Wolf, and going to Castro, and eating lots of good food, and paralyzing innocent bystanders, and maybe going to a museum or two, and maybe a little serious injury, and he's going to check out local bakeries, and take public transport, and live it up!

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The kanima did the Kiss-O-Meter.

He scored high with Ecstasy!

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The kanima encountered a stone owl. He's not sure what to think of said stone owl because a) owls eat lizards, but b) it's stone, and he's a blood thirsty kanima who could take that kanima down in seconds flat. But he thinks he looks really cute so he's making me post it.

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The kanima made me take that cliched picture of him in front of Sleeping Beauty Castle at Disneyland. 

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Kanima, I screencapped that because it was perfect. I screamed. Like a fangirl, when you replied.

The kanima is ecstatic with the news that he has fangirls. He originally thought they were a myth (but then again most consider him a myth) and he's decided you also receive kanima hugs along with your kanima kisses, and kanima love (which is the rarest of kanima gifts so consider yourself the most lucky!)

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You are perfect.

The kanima says you are also perfect, and have fantastic taste, and therefore sends you very special (and rare) kanima kisses! <3

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The kanima was looking at cheap candy snacks to enjoy on the drive to Disneyland and came across a bag of gum-balls "cleverly" called 'Rain-blo". The kanima got a kick out of this and had to pose in his "good dicking kanima" pose. It's offensive, but forgivable because look at that adorable baby lizard! (He also has a toxin he'll use against you if you insult him, so best stay on his good side and only shower him with compliments).

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The kanima went to a local gas station for a refreshing beverage and snack. He decided on "I Love Lemon Tea" because lets face it, who doesn't love lemon tea? [if you don't keep it to yourself to avoid the wrath (and paralytic toxin) of the kanima; he's serious when it comes to lemon tea]

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The kanima has recently encountered hipsters. He was welcomed with open arms because he's definitely not "mainstream". He also has picked up the habit of smoking American Spirits. I'm not sure if smoking is harmful to kanimas because raging, mutant lizard with the ability to heal seems like it'd be immune to those pesky carcinogens in cigarettes.

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The kanima went antique shopping for a nice hutch to store his cigar box collection. He wasn't making much progress when he encountered the most terrifying creature he'd ever seen. Now the kanima isn't one for fear, he prefers to instill fear in others but this baby doll was horrifying. Look into it's cold dead eyes (or lack thereof) and feel the fear the kanima felt.