kanto's best

i'll put a cool quote here sometime PART OF WILD ENCOUNTERS

[burr-hamilton-laurens]

Love anything as much as my kid loves raisins and you’ll be aight.

Lin Manuel Miranda (via hamilton-hansen-heere)

[ingoverned-deactivated20200816]

we aesthetics / green

@kantosbest

[ingoverned-deactivated20200816]

🌹 aesthetic me like one of your french cakes

( now i want a french cake THANKS A LOT )

[kantosbest]

this is soap opera material

and we’re still not sure who the kids really belong to.

( but we know who best dad would be!! )

[kantosbest]

I present to you Green Oak, And Reasons Why He Is The Most Responsible.

Isn’t Red

Isn’t Leaf who is like a Red lite

also isn’t Fire

Has successfully run his own type of business (his gym), lived amongst civilisation, knows how to deal with bills and also being responsible

He knows to be responsible

Would never think that living on a snow mountain with few resources is a good idea, and especially not with others that depend on him

Do either of them know what taxes are?? A mortgage??? Proper living conditions?

okay Leaf does but she’s still a Red lite, let’s not kid ourselves

Would make sure to put them into school

Wouldn’t feed them sugar before bed

Would actually make sure they have a bed time

Still isn’t Red, guys!

Wouldn’t leave Morty alone in a room with them

I’m watching you, guy

Has and always been the more responsible of any of the options

Is not a shopping trolley

And not a popsicle

Wouldn’t try leaving them at a pokémon daycare

Is simply the best option in most situations

And that’s that

[mvlteity-archive-deactivated202]

"Alright, all these anons have finally cracked me and I've got to ask. Is there anyone you've got your eye on, or any desire in there to get with someone for the night? Because if you need some help, all you've got to do is ask."

     Red actually felt himself chuckle after hearing that.

❛ If I needed help, what makes you think you qualify? ❜

[kantosbest]

The chuckle doesn’t deter the lopsided smirk Green’s already wearing, arms folded comfortably, his posture as relaxed as the rest of him.

“Seeing as you’re a what, a 3? A 2? I’ll be nice--a 2.5 when it comes to looks, there’s a lot of people that qualify in getting you someone. No one in your range is going to have many standards.”

He cocks his head, shoulders shrugging some in the motion.

“But I’m a nice guy, you’re an old friend, and I know how awkward and useless you are about most things. And let’s face it: You’re not going to get anyone better than me.”

[kantosbest]

“had to complain about him having to babysit leaf and red”. Are you sure it wasn’t leaf having to babysit you, green?

“This confidence people have with Leaf but not Red is cute, but I’m sure.”

[kantosbest]

your legs are nice too

“And the rest of me!”

WINK.

[kantosbest]

wow I can’t believe you, red and leaf have kids

“Suuure they do. If they want to have kids, good luck to them--and by them, I’m pretty sure I mean the kids.

“The younger ones, that is.”

[kantosbest]

is that new girl with the eevee your daughter?

“I do not have kids.”

(( ooc: here anon, have this thing i just saw ))

[kantosbest]

so leaf's got some nice legs, eh?

what when how who’s been reading his mind.

( ahem. )

“Thinking about asking out the girl they’re attached to over there?”

[kantosbest]

don’t lie green

“Wanna not be vague, or are you giving me a random life lesson outta nowhere?”

[kantosbest]

yellow remakes

???

[kantosbest]

is leaf cute?

“Leaf, cute? Nah. Unless you’re into snorlaxes.”

[kantosbest]

12 teddiursa kids? this “Fire” kid sounds so cute! how old is he?

“Well now, that all depends. You’re not trying to get inbetween a happy family, are ya?”

“Let’s just say he’s old enough.”

[kantosbest]

who is Fire?

“Some guy from Pallet Town the rest of us knew.”

“He’s now out there living his long-life dream of being married to an ursaring with twelve teddisura kids and two phanpys. And yes, he is the stay-at-home dad.”

[kantosbest]

"However...You're the biggest dork of us all."

“You’re really trying that when you’ve got Red on the list? Hah! It’s not going to work, Leaf.”

“But hey, don’t worry, at least you’re not as bad as him. Or Fire. Well, then again. Who knows? You might be on the same level...”