I Will Cut You

I'll carve my own destiny...

[karai-will-cut-you]

Which one of the turtles are the meanest to you?

Ahahahaha this isn’t even a question–

Raphael and I are trading insults and jabs like 50% of the time and it’s great.

[karai-will-cut-you]

Yo, hi, hello. Wanna say I've liked you since the beginning ( as in I thought you were cool ) and I was always rooting for you to be good. Leo had seen that goodness in you, and its kinda hard NOT to trust his instincts. Thank you so much for fighting the good fight now, and for restoring honor to the foot clan. Also, question, if your OK with answering, what was your first thoughts on the turtles? ( My first thought was their to good for this world in a non romamtic way, but ya know thats me )

Honestly, besides thinking that they weren’t the hideous kappa that Shredder had described, I was thinking about the best ways to kill them.

That was kind of my mission, so... yeah. First thoughts, anyway. Part of being trained as a kunoichi.

Now I think about how to convince them to move out of that smelly sewer.

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How would you feel if someone call you big nose

Congratulate them on highlighting one of my finest features.

Maybe ask if they’d like a new one just like it, depending on my mood.

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do you remember what you were doing when under the mind control worm like were you conscious of what was happening

Of course I was conscious of it. It was all still me, just the version of me that Shredder wanted. He was in my head, making my choices for me, like he’d always been--except a lot more literal.

But I was there for all of it.

Every second.

[karai-will-cut-you]

Can you give me a footjob?

Sure.

If by “footjob”, you mean breaking your foot in five different places and resetting it into a completely new foot, like they do with nosejobs.

I’d be more than happy to do that for you.

[karai-will-cut-you]

Hey, Karai can I have a hug?

Sorry, these hands are lethal weapons.

Please take all requests for affection to my hug-proxy, Freckles.

[karai-will-cut-you]

This is to that other anon who said he hates snakes, it wasn't Karai's choice to become a mutant snake ok?

YEAH BUT I’M OWNING IT.

[karai-will-cut-you]

Do you love Leo doesn't mean you had to go easy on him?

Not sure if that question is in real English or not, but I’m pretty certain that’s the L-word right there, and that I’ve never said the L-word to anyone EVER, so you must be talking to the wrong girl.

The only reason I’d go easy on Leo is because if I hit him too hard too often it might change the shape of his head, and that might ruin the mochi face.

[karai-will-cut-you]

I love your makeup.

I love your taste in aesthetic.

Keep it up, kid.

[karai-will-cut-you]

Forgive me for seeming rude. My name is Gilorn (or Gil). I must ask why have you not asked Donatello to cure you yet? Do you enjoy being a snake?

Well, yeah. I mean, I can turn into a giant fangy venom-spitting monster with four mouths at will. It’s all my punk rock heart ever wanted.

Plus, I can shed my skin anytime I need a good peel, which is wicked.

[karai-will-cut-you]

Hello, Karai. My name is Breanna. How have you been doing as of lately?

Busy. I underestimated the amount of blood, sweat, and tears that goes into running a clan as large as the Foot. I’m still picking up the broken pieces–it nearly fell apart when the Shredder super-mutated, and we lost contact with several dojo around the world because he was too far gone to care about them. Then there was the coup, and we lost the third of the clan that sided with my dear old dead sensei. Shinigami and the new recruits have been helping to re-establish communication with the rest, especially the Headquarters in Japan. I’ve made several trips back there already.

One of the first visits required me organizing and attending Oroku Saki’s funeral as his “beloved daughter”. It was very public. Lots of his old business partners.

At least after all the scars he’s left me, I finally get his money, too.

[ichiban-turtle-blog]

Think about this. If Saki was in fact Karai's father. Which we all know he was in that he raised her. You killed her father!

He was not her father…and I think that Karai knows that all too well now. I know you’re trying to create a problem here, Anon.

Give up, it isn’t going to work. Karai wanted him gone, just as much as we did.

If not more.

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If Leo hadn’t done it, I would have.

Whatever that thing had become, he was no longer the man I’d thought he was when I believed he was my father. That man was gone a long time ago.

It’s done. It had to be done. Leave it alone, and mind your own business.

[karai-will-cut-you]

Raphael made this and I’m sharing that fact so we can both be embarrassed.

[karai-will-cut-you]

I'm suck on them dem delicious toes hmmm

This is why I keep blades in my shoes

[karai-will-cut-you]

Hey Karai Do You Love Leo And Are You Guys Together?

Overdoing it on the initial caps there, kid.

My relationships are my business, but I think we can all agree on one thing after everything that’s happened lately...

--that Steranko and Zeck are totally dating and I’m 100% on board with that.

[karai-will-cut-you]

have you actually ate turtle soup? and if so, was it delicious?

I feel like there’s no right way to answer this...

--but yeah, I have, and yeah, it was.

I mean it’s not like I could’ve known I’d actually be friends with talking turtles one day, and it’s a Japanese delicacy, so... shouganai~

The real question is whether I’d eat it again tbh cuz that’s still up in the air

[karai-will-cut-you]

Oh look it’s cold as balls season again, time for obnoxiously addictive caffeinated holiday drinks.

At least the barista isn’t writing “Carrie” on my orders this year...