#karatewar

when do i get the cool karate pajamas?

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SIDEBLOG  ( follows back from @taughtbalance​ )

this is going to be a fun little cobra kai multimuse featuring canon and original characters. i’m willing to add just about any canon character as a request only muse if there’s someone you want to write with, and i’m also down to make an oc sibling, cousin, rival, ship, whatever you want!! basically, if there’s anything you need for your ck rpc needs, i’m your girl <3 btw this is kt and i’m literally obsessed with all of you !!

TEMPORARY MUSELIST: (i know this is long but i’m working on a new doc fkjdsfdsf love me)

AISHA ROBINSON / CANON (nichole brown fc) PRIMARY / cobra kai eagle fang > miyagi-do *DIVERGENCE: moved in with the larussos after s4

ALI MILLS-SCHWARBER / CANON (elisabeth shue fc) PRIMARY / general surgeon at the hospital (one of miguel’s doctors)

AVA MILLS-SCHWARBER / SEMICANON (madison iseman fc) SECONDARY / professional ice skater

BASH WYATT / ORIGINAL (thomas doherty fc) PRIMARY / cobra kai (part of kyler’s gang)

BEAR NAVARRO / ORIGINAL (froy gutierrez fc) PRIMARY / cobra kai eagle fang

CATALINA DIAZ / ORIGINAL (lindsey morgan fc) SECONDARY / mechanic, carmen’s sister, miguel’s aunt, noa’s mom

DAVID MOSKOWITZ / ORIGINAL (scott caan fc) PRIVATE / for courtney only <3

EMERSON COLE / ORIGINAL (madelyn cline fc) SECONDARY / cobra kai, tom cole’s daughter *AFFILIATED with QUIN COLE ( @cobrafight​ )

ELI HAWK MOSKOWITZ / CANON (jacob bertrand fc) PRIVATE / for courtney only <3

JAMESON MILLS / ORIGINAL (logan shroyer fc) REQUEST / illegitimate son of ali and johnny

LIA CABRERA / CANON (milena rivera fc) SECONDARY / miyagi-do *EXCLUSIVE with @flipsscript​ ‘s hawk

LUCAS MILLS-SCHWARBER / SEMICANON (owen joyner fc) SECONDARY / drummer in a punk band

LUNA CASTILLO / ORIGINAL (sofia carson fc) PRIMARY / miyagi-do

MIKEY MILLER / SEMICANON (chris schmidt jr fc) REQUEST / cobra kai > topanga

MOON CASSIDY / CANON (hannah kepple fc) PRIVATE for dee and courtney only <3

NOA DIAZ / ORIGINAL (inde navarrette fc) SECONDARY / carmen’s niece, miguel’s cousin, catalina’s daughter

RILEY MCINTYRE / ORIGINAL (haley lu richardson fc) SECONDARY / cobra kai

SHANNON KEENE / CANON (diora baird fc) PRIVATE / for courtney only <3

TRISTAN HALE / ORIGINAL (adam brody fc) REQUEST / therapist

YASMINE MCQUEEN / CANON (annalisa cochrane fc) PRIMARY / topanga karate

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# MOOD.

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please do not interact with my posts unless we are mutuals !

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@rivershe​ gets a hot vampire she didn’t ask for <3

sebastian  wyatt  liked  a  challenge,  and  river  hall  was  his  most  challenging  sparring  partner  yet.  she  was  witty  as  she  was  beautiful,  and  never  hesitated  to  match  his  verbal  taunts  blow  for  blow,  which  only  kept  him  coming  back  for  more.  he  should  have  known  she  would  be  there.  she  was  always  there,  wasn’t  she?  he  smirked,  stalking  toward  her  like  a  predator  stalking  it’s  prey.  and  maybe  that  was  exactly  what  he  was  doing.  she  had  to  know  he  was  behind  her,  but  he  leaned  over  to  whisper  in  her  ear  anyway,  moving  hair  away  from  her  neck  with  a  delicate  finger.  “you,”  he  started,  smile  growing  around  the  word.  “—look  good  enough  to  eat.”

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@karatewar​ 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓  ─  ❝ I think I need girl advice for this. ❞ / bear

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘 | STATUS: accepting

      A   SOFT   HUFF   PASSED   FROM   HIS   LIPS,      taking   a   bite   out   of   his   crunchwrap,   shaking   his   head   at   the   response.   they   were   supposed   to   be   doing   the   bro   talk   thing.   was   that   what   one   called   it?   fuck   if   hawk   knew.   he   wasn’t   well   versed   in   the   art   of   BRO-ING.   demetri   had   been   his   only   friend   for   a   long   ass   time   and   the   shit   they   talked   about   was   full   out   nerdy   at   best.   most   of   the   cobra   kai   guys   were   dicks   that   he   never   actually   hung   out   with   outside   of   causing   chaos,   and   the   guys   that   ended   up   switching   over   to   eagle   fang   were   cool,   but   they   didn’t   hang   out   much   either.   so   hanging   out   with   someone   other   than   demetri   or   miguel   was   pretty   new   for   him.   ❛   then   why   didn’t   you   ask   you   tory?   ❜   they   talked   all   the   time,   right?   hawk   thought   bear   would’ve   asked   her   whatever   his   pressing   girl   matter   was.

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bear  chuckled,  lifting a  nacho  to  take  a  bite.  he  wiped  his  mouth  with  the  back  of  his  hand  before  answering,  “—because  nichols  doesn’t  like  taco  bell.”  it  was  true,  but  that  wasn’t  the  real  reason  he  was  hanging  out  with  tory.  well,  that  wasn’t  the  only  reason.  the  last  time  he  taunted  tory  with  taco  bell,  she  threw  a  crunchwrap  —  out  of  the  wrapper  —  at  his  head,  and  he  barely  dodged  it  before  it  made  a  mess  all  over  the  floor.  waste  of  some  good,  cheap  food  that  hurt  bear’s  soul.  “i  didn’t  mean  advice  from  a  girl,  i  meant  advice  about  a  girl.  you  and  your  girl  are  like,  the  text  book  definition  of  a  perfect  couple.  how  do  you  do  it?”  he  asked,  stuffing  his  mouth  with  more  nachos.

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rivershe​:

      ʜᴇ   ᴡᴀs   ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ   ᴀɴᴅ   ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ   ᴅᴇᴀᴅ.         head   hanging   upside   down   as   he   carried   her   outside,   she   was   already   planning   it.   he   should   have   known   as   much   when   he   swept   her   off   her   feet   like   a   ragdoll,   making   a   scene   in   front   of   half   the   world   it   seemed.   okay,   maybe   80%   of   her   annoyance   came   from   the   fact   that   him   throwing   her   over   his   shoulder   just   proved   how   short   she   was.   the   other   20%   came   from   embarrassment   at   being   put   at   the   center   of   people’s   attention.   she   was   not   a   limelight   kind   of   girl.   he   cut   her   off   with   a   kiss,   and   god   damn   him   but   she   was   weak,   easily   leaning   into   him.   he   pulled   away   &   opened   his   mouth,   effectively   ruining   the   moment,   and   she   hit   him   in   the   chest.   ❛   i   hate   you.   ❜   words   lacked   bite,   because   she   was   a   girl   with   stupid   feelings   and   couldn’t   even   pretend   to   hate   the   boy   standing   in   front   of   her   anymore.   ❛   yeah,   it   was   my   idea,   ‘cause   i   wanted   to   spend   time   with   you,   jerk.   that   doesn’t   mean   i’m   suddenly   a   party   animal.   ❜

when  her  hand  hit  his  chest,  he  feigned  hurt,  leaning  back  like  he  was  wounded.  “ow!”  he exclaimed  dramatically,  but  a  smirk  curled  around  the  word.  “you  love  me,”  he  shot  back,  teasing  her.  he  let  out  a  small  chuckle,  but  it  faded  as  he  stepped  closer  to  her  again,  tucking  her  hair  behind  her  ear.  “you  don’t  have  to  go  to  a  party  to  spend  time  with  me,  ducky.”  he  definitely  didn’t  go  to  as  many  parties  as  he  used  to,  but  it  wasn’t  because  of  her.  or  maybe  it  was,  but  not  for  the  reason  she  thought.  he  used  to  go  to  parties  to  get  wasted  and  hookup  with  hot  people.  now  he  just  went  to  get  wasted  with  his  bro.  and  when  he  went  to  a  party  without  his  girl,  all  he  could  think  about  was  getting  back  to  her.  “—but  i  would  pay  actual  money  to  see  you  unleash  your  inner  party  animal.  hot,  hot,  hot,”  he  repeated  the  word  three  times,  getting  closer  and  quieter  each  time  until  he  was  close  enough  to  kiss  her.  “wanna  get  out  of  here?”  he  asked,  but  he  already  knew  the  answer.

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THEA MAYS & SIMONE HICKS All American: Homecoming 1.12 Confessions

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Cassie Salazar + outfits ↳ Costume design by Rachael Grubbs

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@furyof​ / you keep doing that stupid smile every time you look at your phone. 

bear  didn’t  even  realize  he  was  doing  until  hawk  called  him  out,  and  he  quickly  pokerfaced  as  he  looked  up,  brows  narrowing  at  his  friend.  “pot,  meet  kettle.”  if  anyone  here  was  a  simp,  it  was  hawk  and—  yeah,  okay.  bear  was  a  simp  too.  but  he  couldn’t  help  it.  “i  was  just  texting  my  girl,”  he  pointed  out  the  obvious,  shooting  her  one  last  message  that  implied  that  he’d  text  her  later,  then  he  slid  his  phone  into  his  back  pocket.  “i’m  not  ashamed  to  admit  that  my  girlfriend  makes  me  smile.  and  i’m  definitely  not  telling  you  what  i  was  smiling  at,”  he  teased,  clasping  a  hand  down  on  his  friend’s  shoulder.  “let’s  play  a  little  game.  whoever  texts  their  girlfriend  first  loses,”  he  challenged,  raising  his  eyebrows  playfully  because  he  knew  his  opponent.

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i only love you a little bit >:(

damn okay, i’m going to have to schedule an appointment with dr. hale to talk about this trauma :/

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@rivershe​ / “  god, you are the most insufferable goddamn bastard on the face of the planet, do you know that — fuck — you’re infuriating, you’re the worst, you’re—"

putting  her  down  on  her  feet  and  kissing  her.  that’s  what  he  was  doing,  grinning  against  her  mouth  as  he  cut  her  off  from  whatever  fake  insult  she  was  going  to  throw  at  him  next.  honestly,  that  probably  only  proved  her  point  :  that  he  was  the  most  insufferable  goddamn  bastard  on  the  face  of  the  planet,  or  whatever.  he  owned  that  shit.  “yes,”  he  mumbled  into  the  kiss  before  pulling  back  to  look  at  her,  eyes  dancing  with  amusement.  she  was  pissed.  and  it  was  adorable.  “this  was  your  idea,”  he  reminded  her.  axel  was  having  a  party,  so  he  had  to  make  an  appearance,  and  she  was  the  one  who  mumbled  something  about  going  with  him.  so  they  stopped  in,  and  he  knew  she  wasn’t  having  fun,  so  he  picked  her  up  and  threw  her  over  his  shoulder,  smacking  her  ass  on  the  way  out  the  door.  so  really,  he  deserved  every  derogatory  thing  she  threw  at  him.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

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VICTORIOUS The Worst Couple

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BROOKE DAVIS ↳ season 5 episode 13

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𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐓

A compilation of things my muse and my friend’s muse have said to each other via wire rp. Most of these happened during sibling squabbles so there are a lot of insults. Change pronouns/etc. as necessary.

tw for drinking/alcohol mentions, violence mentions, other non-PG shenanigans.

❝ You started it! ❞

❝ SNITCH!!! ❞

❝ Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! ❞

❝ I may have fucked up. ❞

❝ Look. I’m sorry you got reamed out because of me. ❞

❝ That’s the only apology you’re getting. ❞

❝ Oh my god read the room I’m telling you to be careful. ❞

❝ I deserve to be at the Applebees fight and you know it! ❞

❝ Wanna kick someone’s ass for me? ❞

❝ I had to double check considering the Great Snitch Incident. ❞

❝ One minute you’re cool and the next minute it’s like you’re possessed. ❞

❝ TURN THE CAPSLOCK OFF YOU NUTCASE. ❞

❝ NO! FEEL MY CAPITALIZED WRATH! ❞

❝ Sometimes I yell just because I know it’ll make you yell back. ❞

❝ I’ll kill you! ❞

❝ It was a dare! And I didn’t even really kiss him! ❞

❝ It was just a peck! ❞

❝ Fuck. Please don’t kill me in my sleep. ❞

❝ Now I gotta go disinfect my boyfriend. ❞

❝ A dare is a dare and I’m not a bitch who backs down. ❞

❝ What are you? A fucking chicken? ❞

❝ I don’t think we could stop fighting if we tried. ❞

❝ Oh for sure next time I plan to kiss your boyfriend I’ll send you a text. ❞

❝ Let me rephrase. There should not be a next time. EVER. ❞

❝ I hope you have those condoms mom gave you. ❞

❝ Why are you the way that you are? ❞

❝ I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING !! ❞

❝ If you repeat this to anyone I’ll kill you. ❞

❝ I think I need girl advice for this. ❞

❝ [NAME] WHAT THE HELL !? ❞

❝ I might kill him. ❞

❝ If you murder my boyfriend I will do something worse than kick you in the dick. ❞

❝ He is being a menace! ❞

❝ What the fuck am I supposed to do about it!? ❞

❝ Put a leash and muzzle on him and call it a day! ❞

❝ You’re about to make it my problem, aren’t you? ❞

❝ I’m going on a Tex-Mex date and if you ruin that so help me god I will end you. ❞

❝ I’m pretty sure he was just fucking with you, birdbrain. ❞

❝ I just want to watch it happen. Brings me a special kind of joy. ❞

❝ You know exactly what I fucking meant. ❞

❝ I love annoying the shit out of you. Out of love. ❞

❝ We don’t know how to be stable. ❞

❝ ‘Stable’ sounds like something for horses. ❞

❝ I’m in it for the long haul. Don’t ever doubt that. ❞

❝ I’m pretty sure the universe will fuck me over in any way that it can. ❞

❝ I will continue existing as the rabid creature I am out of pure spite. But like, with better coping mechanisms and shit. ❞

❝ One week without boyfriend-on-brother violence would be really nice. ❞

❝ We’re halfway through the week and no signs of blood. Maybe we’ll make it. ❞

❝ Fuck I’m gonna die. ❞

❝ You’re not gonna die. Hopefully. ❞

❝ I’M SORRY I DON’T WANT YOU TO GET MURDERED! ❞

❝ Oh my god I’m dead. ❞

❝ Are you wasted? ❞

❝ You don’t need to be drunk alone in public. ❞

❝ Say NOTHING about last night. ❞

❝ Don’t taunt me or I’ll tell your nemesis. ❞

❝ You’re an evil little snake you know that? ❞

❝ YOU SOILED IT!!! ❞

❝ I’m gonna fight you. ❞

❝ In retrospect I may have made an impulsive decision. ❞

❝ Promise I won’t kick you in the dick this time. ❞

❝ Die, trash. ❞

❝ I need to make sure you’re safe, dipshit. ❞

❝ Tastes like depression. ❞

❝ Pay me! I want money! ❞

❝ Fuck inflation, am I right? ❞

❝ No no no you take that back! ❞

❝ You are a generous bird. I will give you the good corn for this. ❞

❝ The good corn??? ❞

❝ GIFT CORN! ❞

❝ I don’t make good decisions when I’m upset. ❞

❝ Is this secret mission going to end with me getting arrested? ❞

❝ How stupid do you think I am? ❞

❝ Do you want me to answer that? ❞

❝ I bet you picked [name] as your new girlfriend so you can feel tall for once. ❞

❝ Ok so don’t freak out. ❞

❝ That’s not comforting and now I am freaking out. ❞

❝ Fuck off with your pretentious taste buds. ❞

❝ Pinky promise me. ❞

❝ He deserves to be stabbed a little bit. Just a light stabbing. ❞

❝ He was on crack to put you in charge. ❞

❝ Oh am I supposed to NOT complain about getting thrown into a koi pond? ❞

❝ And you should have expected the dick kick that one time but I guess we’re both idiots. ❞

❝ Eat your snails and shut up. ❞

❝ Record it if it ends in a fistfight. ❞

❝ That implies I won’t be one of the people in the fistfight. ❞

❝ So I’m totally not going to be taken to a secondary location and murdered, right? ❞

❝ I’m a random burglar with good intentions. ❞

❝ Do not get him a bible I swear to god. ❞

❝ White chocolate bible? Can you eat the bible or is that sacrilege? ❞

❝ You’re far past sacrilege. ❞

❝ You gotta get over your feud with Taco Bell. ❞

❝ You ate a box of mini muffins in one sitting. ❞

❝ You’re a dumpster! ❞

❝ Well you’re a dumpster fire and that’s worse! ❞

❝ Bet you have rabies, bitch. ❞

❝ Your brain has E. Coli SHUT UP! ❞

❝ Congrats on being the tumor that your parents decided to keep and raise just because you were vaguely baby-shaped. ❞

❝ I hope you get flipped onto a thousand legos, bitch. ❞

❝ I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN ARM !! ❞

❝ You fucking furry. ❞

❝ I’m not a furry you reptile bitch tit! ❞

❝ Fuck you, bird nipple. ❞

❝ Do you cawcaw on command? ❞

❝ That’s a sex joke by the way in case your dumbass didn’t catch it the first time. ❞

❝ What’s a metaphor? The choking or the furry behavior? ❞

❝ I will stab you with a fucking spoon. Yes, a spoon. ❞

❝ Good luck with that. I’m going to do something more productive, like frame you for a crime. ❞

❝ You test me every second you’re alive. ❞

❝ Bitch I’m gonna test you when I’m dead, too. My ghost is going to move everything in your room 2 1/3 inches to the left each day and annoy the shit out of you. ❞

❝ You’re exhausting. ❞

❝ Maybe you’re just a tired bitch. Drink some water and get more sleep or something damn. ❞

❝ I am not for the weak. ❞

❝ Get ducked. Fucked but yeah ducked too I guess. ❞

❝ Are you going to attack me with a duck or are YOU the duck? ❞

❝ Jokes on you the ducks are on my side. ❞

❝ What are your feelings on … slugs? ❞

❝ I’m just asking. For … reasons. ❞

❝ I swear to god if you get murked by a fucking almond I will fistfight you in hell. ❞

❝ You ARE a rash. ❞

❝ At least I don’t have to worry about getting taken out by nuts. ❞

❝ Not your best phrasing. ❞

❝ Oh for fucks sake. Choke on a nut. ❞

❝ You brought the children into this! It’s your fault! ❞

❝ Us? We’re perfect angels. Never done anything wrong ever. ❞

❝ I just embarrassed myself in front of Obi-Wan himself, I think I’m allowed to die now. ❞

❝ An ASS TAT? Disgusting. ❞

❝ Shut up tiddy tat, it’s cute. ❞

❝ I think you should trip and fall on your face. ❞

❝ My face is a national treasure. ❞

❝ Your face is a joke, actually. ❞

❝ No no, my LIFE is the joke. My face is actually pretty nice. ❞

❝ You know what? Fuck you. I have decided I’m going to be taller than you. ❞

❝ You’re one of the few people in my life I could never lose. I couldn’t take it. ❞

[hustlerose]

on purpose. im going to bite you on purpose.