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[softprincegray]

**EMERGENCY** DONATIONS / COMMISSIONS

I know that everyone is going through a lot right now but I seriously don’t know what to do at this point and my world feels like it’s crumbling around me,,  My mom is in a coma because she overdosed, it’s not looking good (she’s in a vegetative state) and I’m currently left with all her bills ($1,000+ overdue rent, $700+ overdue power bills, $600+ internet/tv bills, plus a LOT of extra credit card debt..) My plan was to stay with her when I got back but I’m looking at an eviction notice and the power is being shut off along with the internet. I’m a freelance artist sooo basically I’m an unemployed trans man and I got stuck in florida last year thinking I was going to be in a safe situation but I very much was not and I’ve been suffering from SEVERE depression and anxiety without any medication. Since the pandemic started, I have had no way to get back across the country until this weekend. I’m going into a very uncomfortable situation without any financial help, as the only family that can help is my sister who has two very young children and she can’t afford to help at all. I’ve been tearing myself apart every day since I heard she went into a coma wishing I had been there for my mom so she didn’t think she needed to kill herself. If anyone thinks I’m lying about the amount of money or the situation itself I guess I can try to send out pictures of the bills and eviction notice??? although I really hope people wouldn’t think someone would lie about something like this,,, I’m trying to round up $2,500 so if my mom does recover then she doesn’t have to worry about the bills that have piled up. (I have like $20 in my account right now so if that’s any indication of how fucked I am then there it is,,)  I’ve raised ($0) My paypal is > www.paypal.me/honeyprincegray (or email: [email protected]) My commission info is here > https://www.deviantart.com/honeyprincegray/journal/EMERGENCY-COMMS-DONATIONS-851932680

[animal-factbook]

Dog owners please be aware.

[teamvoorhees]

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

[vaspider]

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

[veterinaryrambles]

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

[ruffboi-mags]

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

Xylitol is also the typical ingredient in sugar free candies and some baked goods. Other names, if you’re checking labels:

What other names is Xylitol known by? Birch Sugar, E967, Meso-Xylitol, Méso-Xylitol, Sucre de Bouleau, Xilitol, Xylit, Xylite, Xylo-pentane-1,2,3,4,5-pentol.

A list of brands and products containing xylitol

[precioustranswoman-deactivated2]

There’s so much info about tucking and gaffs (less so) but to all new trans girls.. just get some cotton panties like boyshorts style and push it back gently.

 Like you might have to do slightly (slightly) more for tighter clothes or different fabrics but like… ya don’t need to tape yourself every day… or ever… and gaffs are good but unless you’re wearing something tight n thin cotton boyshorts or some other strong underwear will do the trick.

 Like all this info pretending like you need special gaffs, tape, to shove ur testes up into your inguinal canal, etc. is classist, physically harmful, and preventatively daunting information to be spreading without disclaimers like this.

[polyhedralprincess]

Idk if this has been said before but a long time ago another trans lady and I kinda realized we could just wear 2 pairs of underwear and call it a day without taping or anything fancy. Its definitely a cheap alternative and Ive been doing it for 6 years 👍

I wear jeggings to work and when im out and about and I never get looks or comments, idk if this is helpful to anyone tho 😅

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

to every transfemme person: please read this it will save you so much time, money, and energy

[low-or-no-dyspho-ria]

I had a friend who wore some layers compression shorts and called it a day

[1eos]

don't y'all get tired of rediscovering the same systems are shitty? don't y'all get tired of rediscovering the same ppl are trash every 3 months? every solstice y'all find out jkr is a terf. y'all shoulda BEEN blocked her ass. every 3 months y'all find out a prominent pillar in your online community is a bigot but y'all still follow nd spread their content around. it's 2020 nd sixpencee is still everywhere despite having a Child Slave. don't y'all want to move on? do y'all actually want the world to get better bc to do so you actually have to take steps to expel harmful ppl from public spaces instead of just making the same callout posts every month

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[catchymemes]

3Dpainting in Virtual Reality Space.

[milozephir]

For those of you who can’t click on the link, her name is Aimi Sekiguchi and she’s a professional VR artist! The link goes to her twitter, which is @sekiguchiaimi, and where she puts up more of her work :D

[neko-gifs]

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[prosopagn0sia]

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

[bileshroom]

calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing

[renguro-main]

i want that twink obliterated

[maltese-death-kitty]

• calling everything sexy

[thingenjoyer224]

[andthenyourealizethat]

[hikergirl]

[6dogs9cats]

Americans disrespect those who are do-gooders and caregivers.

[invisiblelad]

This is a very importantly framed series of points. 

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[atlasblinked]

your url just makes it better

[canuckianhawkbi]

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Did a fucking Cornetto commercial do this to me

[trqus-deactivated20210825]

[canadianstuck]

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

[ournameisfun]

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

[sammysausage]

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

[windyvalleyzone]

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

[jxhn-mulaney]

i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied “that’s where my hips are” and someone in the back shouted “look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips!” and he yelled back “that’s my joke! i’m offended!!”

[lovelydeck]

I saw him live at my college. During his show he shouted something, which spooked a service dog in training that someone had brought with them (the dogs are common on campus, cause they are learning how to socialize and be in large crowds without reacting). Seeing the dog had been scared he apologized and asked the dog’s name. Upon hearing the dogs name was “Blanket” he about lost his god damn mind he was so happy. throughout the show he kept checking on Blanket. It was adorable.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

This is my favorite version of this thread now

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

blessed thread, 100/10

[cvsette]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[acertainjennuhsaisquoi]

My therapist gave me this exact handout last week and I just shared it with a friend.

[gaphic]

a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. 

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. 

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man! 

[berniesrevolution]

A general strike? On April 20th, 2020? To make an aid plan that would be permanent? To make healthcare a right? That’d be crazy to have happen on April 20th. Absolutely crazy for a general strike on April 20th. Nothing is going to happen on April 20th, 2020 in the form of a general strike. Nope, not on April 20th, 2020. 

This can’t happen. Nope. Nothing. Will. Happen. On. April 20th 2020.

[renthony]

“Oh maybe if the virus kills enough people, the environment will recover!”

THAT IS LITERALLY ECO-FASCIST THOUGHT, MY PALS! STOP THAT!

A virus killing off vulnerable people is not good for society or the earth!

CAPITALISM is the root cause of climate change. Kill THAT off.