These temporary flesh and bones

22💖Chicago

[vrael]

[gravespitter]

[egberts]

song: *goes from one headphone to the other*

me:

[michi-chelle-draws]

He’s so cool !

[wifiwife]

‘Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.’

— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)

[carbonfiberpersonality]

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

[anz100]

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

[hexpress]

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

[klubbhead]

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[meanplastic]

What the fuck is this ad omfgggg

[burningitdownn]

may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

[smstransformers]

Why only may?

[smstransformers]

Wait never mind I’m fucking dumb

[your-friendly-neighborhood-devi]

so this is basically smash ultimate…

-plz dont be upset I actually love fe this is all a joke hot jarth is precious thx-

so many sword characters tho but I love

[riverofmolecules]

Small brain: This dog loves me.

Big brain: This dog cannot love me but has a social bond with me because I provide for their needs. I only project the human emotion of love upon it.

Galaxy brain: This dog loves me because ‘human love’ is also a social bond between animals that develops from shared need and experience. We imagine it is unique or spiritual but it is only the same chemicals and electricity that exists in a dog. The dog feels as the dog does. That humans ascribe words or meaning to it does not elevate it or make it more real.

[prideprejudce]

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

[unclefather]

[animals-riding-animals]

toads riding snake

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

they took midnight train goin anywhere

[m-oshun-deactivated20251105]

reup

[levitann]