Karroline

part time artist, full time Fool

[moonsparkles]

this is the only website that has ever made sense to me

[the-nyanguard-party]

everyone is always fighting and hurting each other. i will put an end to this through conquest and subjugation

[argumate]

terrifying thought that people might be permitted to live near transport infrastructure

[argumate]

The sweeping expansion would dramatically increase the total number of activity centres from 60 to 210, essentially turning almost every train station in Melbourne into a high-density housing zone.

sentences that make the homies come

[argumate]

It has already faced fierce backlash from some councils and residents’ groups, which have accused the government of a centralised power grab that erodes local communities’ say over high-rise developments.

sentences that make the homies weep tears of rage

[argumate]

You’re on a date with an attractive girl. She’s wearing a tight dress and clearly put effort in.

Instead of: “You look amazing!” (which makes her feel secure)

Do this: ⬇️

sweep the leg then move in for the throw

I love twitter

[evergreen-femme]

direct deposit hits

me at michaels: BRING OUT MICHAEL

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[tuulikki]

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[crabussy]

BAFFLINGLY SPOT ON COMPARISON.

[teafromthemicrowave]

Look whom I found at pride today

[penny-anna]

Love that piracy in one piece is some kind of queer metaphor but like seemingly only for Luffy & crew. For everyone else it's just organised crime.

[alexadelphia-official]

"I can't lose you again" is the trope of all time perhaps

[shiftythrifting]

You take yard sale stuff?

ass pong; never twerked

[clothedinblack]

Even the thrift shops are filled with fast fashion now

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[eldritchdilf-deactivated2025061]

Contrary to popular belief the biggest beginner's roadblock to art isn't even technical skill it's frustration tolerance, especially in the age of social media. It hurts and the frustration is endless but you must build the frustration tolerance equivalent to a roach's capacity to survive a nuclear explosion. That's how you build on the technical skill. Throw that "won't even start because I'm afraid it won't be perfect" shit out the window. Just do it. Just start. Good luck.

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow