Karrotz

Grand Theft Autumn 💘 Valérie 🎼 Senior 💕 When in doubt, play Careless Whisper 🎷

[danhowellgifs]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

“Wtf” automatically translates in our brains but “lol” doesn’t

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Spongebob is the main charecter yet Patrick is the star.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If sunlight kills vampires, moonlight would kill them too because it’s just sunlight bouncing off the moon.

[clichecreator]

I

[pinof]

2015/2018

[pinof]

dancing pumpkin man

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Getting vaccinated is like updating your antivirus software that’s inside you.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If your goal is to fail, you can neither succeed nor fail, because the successful failure is recursively a success and a failure.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Reading “!!!!!” is like trying to scream with no mouth

[pusheen]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Both adults and kids swear, yet they both refrain from cursing around each other as they believe that the opposite group is offended by it

[showerthoughtsofficial]

On April 1st, you trick. Then exactly six months later, on October 31st, you treat

[braceforthat]

phil “ruined” dan’s hoodie

[karrotz2000]

Honestly, me too.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Home is where the underside of the table isn’t covered in gum

[pusheen]

[shinumeru]

Roseboy Howell