A safe place for my children

She/her|most klance|hate-free zone|idk how I write this lmao| Brazilian|discourse taged as discourse|keith and nico deserve everything and I will give them|icon by @wlwshiro (I’m sorry for any mistakes,English isn’t my first language)

[macdav]

…..I’m sorry, but since I can’t unsee this, I will subject you to the horror.

[hiroshiimoi]

Lance: the only fireworks you’ll see will be when your with me in bed ;)

keith, internally: wait that’s dangerous

[clementine-and-ellie]

Voltron Characters as Shiz I’ve Said

Lance: *forgets something out of change rooms so just zips up jacket and runs out screaming* I’M NAKED UNDER HERE YOU PERVES!

Keith: I’m straight as a circle.

Pidge: *talks to best friend, who wasn’t at school* This is why you can’t leave me by myself, I tripped the Chinese teacher.

Hunk: Giggle giggle pick a pickle.

Matt: i’M HiGh oN pAiNkiLLerS!?

Allura: *jokingly saying that she’s enemies with her best friend* We’re enemies, we’re rivals, we’re Lance and Keith- oh wait, no, I didn’t mean it like that, we’re not going to hook up.

Coran: What rhymes with orange? Oh? Nothing? Just like what my existence means. My existence means nothing.

Shiro: I found a Jesus pen!!

Lotor: What you gonna do, call my dad? I DON’T HAVE A DAD!

Zarkon: I’m a lilac.

Thanks for the help lmao @phsycopath28

[r-i-v-e-r-deactivated20210415]

🍓🍉

[thechaseaphrodite]

A SHORT LETTER FROM A BRAZILIAN TO THE BELGIAN

Dear Belgians,

WHAT A GAME! Thank you, from the bottom of my heart for this exciting match! I know that Brazil made mistakes today, but I hope we have raised ourselves to your expectations. You deserve this victory (any Brazilian who says the contrary, believe me, it’s “dor de cotovelo, we’re not good losers). I hope you will continue to play with this passion again against France on Tuesday.

With love,

🐥🇧🇷

[ranvirn47]

(seeing a Brazilian on the ground)

“is that Neymar?”

[shdowhuntr]

argentine portuguese german belgian mexican you guys can mock brazil all you want we have a cup for each one of you

[bisexualcrises]

keith didn’t check rolo out and flirt with lance for yall to call him a fucking heterosexual

[gayingmantis]

latines when we play against each other

latines when one of us is playing against europeans

[raymopon]

“I left you once. I’ll never leave you again.”

[yuus]

you’re my brother i love you

[a-corndog-named-schibbs]

The Emo Family

Space wolf: *exists* Keith, who’s always wanted a dog: Hey mom? Can we adopt a puppy? Krolia: I don’t see why not Romelle: *exists* Keith, who’s always wanted a sibling: Hey mom?

Keith: So did you have a boyfriend back on New Altea? Romelle: I’m actually a lesbian Keith: *opens his jacket to reveal an “i’m so gay i can’t even think straight” t-shirt* hey same hat

Keith: Mom can we get McDonalds on the way home? Romelle: I also would like to try this McDonalds Krolia: there’s food goo at the castle Keith & Romelle, chanting: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Krolia: Sit your asses down before I make you float home

Shiro: It’s nice to meet you, ma’am Krolia: Keith’s told me so much about you Krolia: No really, he’s physically incapable of shutting up about you

Allura: It’s so nice to meet a fellow Altean! I am Princess Allura! If there’s anything you need please let me know! Romelle, internally: How can I, a giant lesbian, be expected to handle this?

Keith: This whole family is made up of gay disasters Krolia, a distinguished bi: Speak for yourselves

Keith unironically named the wolf Hippo

Keith: *giving Hippo head scratches* Who’s a good Hippo? Who’s a good Hippo? Lance: uh, pretty sure that’s a dog

Hippo gets along pretty well with the space mice and Pidge’s caterpillar buddies but he will not go within fifty feet of Kaltenecker

Keith: Red look! I got a dog! Red: I thought you were a cat person you backstabbing bitch

Keith: So I have a crush on this guy… Romelle: I’m listening Keith: It’s Lance Romelle, who overheard Lance talking about what a snack Keith became while he was gone: i’M LISTENING

Keith: Romelle, you know you’re like a sister to me, right? And that i love you and would protect you with my life? Romelle: *genuinely touched* Yes? Keith: That being said, the next time you steal my animal crackers I’m leaving one of Hippo’s turds in your pillow case

[monkeybisness]

y’all,, they’re going home you know what that means

ABUELITA IS COMING

[katethesassycat]

Im laughing my ass off because...

Allura basically downloaded Shiro off of the Black Lion and uploaded it into the body. Allura’s a usb yall.

[sapphicglim]

[staff]

“Keeping the internet open is critical for us. It powers social movements, and provides a global platform for people of color, LGBTQ folks and the most marginalized communities to tell their own stories, run their own businesses and route around powerful gatekeepers.”—Candace Clement, Free Press Action Fund Campaign Director via @fight4future​

Starting today, June 11, U.S. internet providers will be legally allowed to censor and block websites and apps, and force you to pay extra fees to to access your favorite places online. Your internet sanctuaries, the communities you are part of, the ones you have help build up, could be decimated.

Will it happen today? No. Next week? Probably not. The changes will not be swift. They will come piece by piece. A slow, tempered death to the free and open internet we love.

It doesn’t have to be this way. You can still make a difference, Tumblr. We need the House of Representatives to sign a discharge petition in support of the Congressional Review Act that would force a vote on the floor.

Contact your reps—let them know you support net neutrality.

It’s so easy. Just go to BattleForTheNet.com, fill out the form, and follow their directions from there.

They have an updated widget for you to throw on your websites to urge others to make a difference. You can put it on your Tumblr. Let your followers know what you stand for, encourage them to do the same. It’s so easy to do. Just copy and paste their small line of code right into the customize theme page on the web.

Go, go, go, go. We know you have that passion in you. We’re fighting right alongside you.

[kevinkevinson]

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