what the f

Hewowo! Artist and animator 2D They/Them. Please do not repost my art. [I'll ship whatever tf i want]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 4

Human Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

Human Perry art by my personal favorite PnF fan artist @chio-chan2artbox

[vodkassassin]

People, come on

These are just two guys.

Tumblr Sexyman is a time-honored title and tradition on this hellsite. it has nuance. You can’t just put two guys in the running and say vote. There are prerequisites. They NEED to be absolutely, godawfully freaky on SOME level.

What SHOULD have been the contestants for this round:

Perry the Platypus (as he is in canon, u absolute cowards)

Rocky (Project Hail Mary)

[corpsentry]

i have formalized my comic commissions into a beauetiful google doc which will answer all of your queries ever, here it is.

for all of my past comic works please see my portfolio here

for queries please dm me or drop me an email at [email protected]. if you have any quick straightforward questions i'm also happy to answer them on this post

i would love to draw something beautiful for you. looking forward to hearing from interested dougs

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[scaggis]

Like so, better mark it

[theslowesthnery]

seeing someone with proshippers in their DNI trying to explain why fandoms aren't fun anymore is kinda funny ngl

[theslowesthnery]

"it's because people keep policing other's headcanons and making fun of others for having fun!"

[lousolversons]

how do you reconcile with liking morally imprehensible content and problematic media?

i dont reconcile w anything bc i dont give a shit thanks for sending me this batshit ask tho

[fallingtowers]

what if it all worked out

[fallingtowers]

it will..............

it will...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[micaron]

Might as well share this here too, wrote some eruri for the eruri week event on twt✨

Read here if you want

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[varijacija]

[floorsalad]

[killlyourproducer]

[hellveticabold]

[throathole]

me when I'm 33

[softplaces-deactivated20240808]

he made it

[throathole]

and we will be healed. and we are going to make it

[tokidokifish]

yanno the "deep down than and zagreus knew they weren't really brothers" is a lot funnier when you see even more of nyx's kids in hades 2

like no shit they realized zagreus wasn't really one of them

look at them

[varliona]

I'm crying, why does hypnos really look like THIS?😭😭😭

[yumoirail]

i take FULL OFFENSE that Hypnos is the only one who doesn't have bedroom eyes like the rest of his siblings????

NYX????

WAS HE THE PROTOTYPE AND MODEL AS TO HOW NOT TO MOLD YOUR NEXT CHILDREN LIKE?

[tagedeszorns]

This machine kills AI

[sarroora]

This is the most satisfying story I've read in a long time

[ayeforscotland]

We are heading towards an absolute knowledge black hole, aren't we?

[maykr]

[srebrnafh]

Make it die. For the good of humanity.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[kitsunico]

hypnos with nyx colors

redraw of this from 2021 (?)