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[kasmanbejuros]

MY MASTERLIST !

disclaimer: most of my fics are f!reader, i'll also link things related to characters that aren't fics in there (not normal posts but moodboards for example ok😁) i am new to writing and english isn't my first language so mb if i make a little mistake bro😭😭 i can write ship hcs but i'm kinda ass at ship fics

fluff : 🦢

smut : 🦴

.⋆♱ IT 2017

Stanley Uris

languages 🦢

stanley uris bf hcs 🦢🦴

stanley uris husband hcs 🦢

Bill Denbrough

nothing yet!

Richie Tozier

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Eddie Kaspbrak

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Beverly Marsh

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Ben Hanscom

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Mike Hanlon

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୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ IANOWT

Stanley Barber

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Sydney Novak

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Dina

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Ი⑅𐑼 STRANGER THINGS

Mike Wheeler

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Max Mayfield

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Nancy Wheeler

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Argyle

moodboard

nsfw alphabet

⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 CHARACTERS from different medias !

Jacob Barber

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Boris Pavlikovsky

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Miles Fairchild

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Eli (Y2K)

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Kevin Schlieb

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Charlie Weisbarger

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Ethan (Stay Awake)

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Balthazar Malone

headcanons

i basically write for every Jaeden Martell/Wyatt Oleff character so just lmk if you want any of their other characters and i'll write 😇 i do plan to write about every of these characters.. i'll get to it eventually

[daddy-long-legssss]

I think one of the great problems that faces people who are in the industry – within which they have to express themselves – is learning to ignore entirely anyone else’s opinion, especially complimentary opinions because the luxury with being assaulted is that you know instinctively that you’re not to take that onboard because that would affect – in a negative way – what you’re doing. But the same thing could be said for compliments, but they come in sheep's clothing. They invite you to give your sense of self-esteem to someone else because as soon as you start relying upon compliments, then you are giving away your own... I can’t think of the word, but you should be the crux of your own opinion. –Grian Chatten from Fontaines D.C. on Live with KEXP [x]

[baltameile]

the lukas of mischief and jury points

[baltameile]

when the band consists of the four most beautiful people you have ever seen in your life

[yeahabee]

[whatisshewritingg]

and what if i started yapping about this man...

my post-eurovision depression is hitting hard

[kasmanbejuros]

𝐵althazar 𝑀alone headcanons

cw: nsfw, mentions of guns, masturbation, stalking, gn!reader

an: most of these are crush/bf hcs!!!! i'm sorry for being gone for so long😢 currently writing this at 2:20 am in a hotel... apologies if this is messy

𓏲𑁘 let's get straight to the point. this man touches himself senseless to the thought of you. impressing you, kissing you, fucking you wait who said that, talking to you.. you name it. he gathers every piece of information about you that he got from your social media, watching you from afar or talking to you and uses it to larp on his instagram

𓏲𑁘 naturally submissive man. 100%. balthy is pathetic asf bro what'd you expect??? he is not a dom thats for sure

𓏲𑁘 larps everything tbh the only thing that is actually real about him is his crush on you. hey, balthazar has the same music taste as you? he got it off your insta stories and spotify playlists he found for some reason. balthy has the same interests as you? got it off your tiktok reposts. 😁

𓏲𑁘 all larp aside he's probably got his own stuff tho, just does it in private. hes a performative man so he obviously got the airbuds app and added you. turns ghost mode on when he listens to his own music. def a sleep streamer

𓏲𑁘 when he first met solomon and he taught him how to use a gun this corny ass bitch pretended he was "saving you"

𓏲𑁘 sometimes he watches porn and pretends its you guys when he gets really really worked up

𓏲𑁘 he tries to teach you how to use a gun and fails miserably

𓏲𑁘 when you guys finally got together after months of balthazar just doing everything you want/support to impress you, he's ecstatic. finally got what he wanted—you. don't know if he'll stop larping though

𓏲𑁘 this isnt a crush hc necessarily but balthazars hair is definitely extremely soft and he loves other people playing with it and saying that his hair is soft and nice to play with cause balthazar craves validation all the fucking time!!!! pathetic ass

𓏲𑁘 i think that balthy prefers thighs over anything lowk.... he likes to bury his face between them, kiss them and you know the other things he likes to do

𓏲𑁘 absolute ass at intimacy. hes so bad at it like i dont even wanna go into full detail about it. the best he can do is kiss normally

𓏲𑁘 matcha labubu clairo faye webster beabadoobee wired headphones dc shoes baggy pants wearing bitch

[dilandau7]

Please everyone help promote Jaeden's and Asa's new doomed yaoi movie our hero Balthazar

[mndvx]

ourherobalthazar find out for yourself

[aegonshusband]

i need everyone to watch the tv series “we are who we are” because watching that changed something in my brain chemistry i think.

[blackiimunnii]

watching y2k again made me realize how FAT my crush is on these guys

[kasmanbejuros]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Y2K (2024) dir. Kyle Mooney

[kitkat9400]

This never gets old 😂

[kasmanbejuros]

the purple palm tree delight got to him

[diysyfhcjtssuiteryyxhcft]

Eduardo Franco is so hot you just aren’t just sleeping on him you are in a coma

[kasmanbejuros]

eduardo literally looks like an angel ugh

too bad he's 31

[kasmanbejuros]

ᥲrgyle nsfw alphabet !

contains: nsfw (obviously), choking, drug use (weed) but that's obvious cus it's argyle, creampie, perv!argyle, female reader

a/n: i rlly rlly love eduardo franco he's so pretty !!!! can you guys tell i'm hyperfixated on him and argyle... have fun reading 🥳🥳 requests r open :-)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I feel like Argyle would obviously be very gentle after sex, cleaning eachother up, taking a shower and after that cuddling in bed together. He's a sucker for aftercare.

B = Body part (their favourite body part and their partner’s)

Argyle's favorite part of himself are probably his hands (cause of rolling joints) and his hair, obviously. That man is inlove with his hair. His favorite part of you? Probably your thighs or neck. Argyle definitely has a thing for hickeys, so he likes to mark you up with them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

His favorite place to cum is inside of you. The sensation of cumming together at the same time—you clenching around him while Argyle spills his load inside of you is his favorite feeling ever. He loves the warm feeling of your pussy.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Argyle has a whole collection of sex tapes of you guys. He records them to jerk off later when he misses you, or when he's just horny in general. Argyle gets horny fast, especially when he's high. Argyle never watches porn. Never. He's the most loyal man ever. He only watches your sex tapes when he's horny, cause he physically can't cum to other women/men.

E = Experience (how experienced are they?)

I wouldn't say Argyle is experienced. I feel like he was a virgin before you two started dating, but don't underestimate him—he learns extremely fast. Once Argyle knows how your pussy works, he genuinely masters it.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

Argyle's favorite position is definitely legs-on-shoulders missionary. Argyle definitely has a choking kink and he honestly cares more about your pleasure than his pleasure, so he tries his best to hit your g-spot and give you other types of stimulation aswell (such as choking, fingers in mouth)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment?)

When he's sober, he's mostly serious. When he's high? He's giggling half of the time, cracking jokes and laughing at some stupid random shit you said a few weeks ago.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they?)

Argyle is definitely trimmed. He takes care of his hair, obviously. He still has pubes, but they're not wild and all over the place. Argyle mostly only shaves for you though.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Argyle can be very intimate! Even when he's high, he always makes sure to be intimate. Most of the time he goes slow and steady, sometimes playing music, praising you and lights candles.

J = Jack off (masturbation)

Argyle jerks off alot. It's one of his secrets that he'll take to the grave. Massive perv, but will never admit it. He always jerks off to you though. I'd say he jerks off 2x a day, especially when he's high, cause he gets hornier when he is.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Choking, spitting, chemsex are his top 3. Argyle is definitely a freak, so he likes to choke you and put light pressure on your neck. He also likes to spit inside of you (pussy/mouth) or on you. He hasn't done it though, he'd want your consent first. Chemsex is obvious. He loves having sex with you, especially with you on top of him, while passing the joint/bong to eachother. It gets him going.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Back of the Surfer Boy Pizza van, that's obvious. Especially while you guys are hotboxing it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your voice, moans, whimpers etc. He loves hearing you moan and writhe under his touch, knowing it's him and only him that makes you feel that way.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

CNC, or anything without your consent! Argyle is very big on consent. He doesn't want to hurt or scare you into doing things. Without consent, he can't do it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

As I said, he cares more about your pleasure than his own, so he likes giving more. Although Argyle likes getting head, your pussy is more important.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Both. Argyle can go slow and sensual, whispering sweet things into your ear, but he can also rut into you, especially when he's horny and high. He can be rough, but most of the time he's slow and gentle. It depends on how he feels & how you feel aswell.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Argyle is okay with quickies, he prefers longer sessions but when one of you has work and you guys have to hurry, a quickie is okay. Mostly in the back of the Surfer Boy van, and then after the shift, Jonathan complains about it "smelling like sex".

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Argyle loves taking risks! He doesn't mind experimenting, as long as you're okay with it and if you enjoy it, he's happy.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

When he's high, he usually lasts longer, because he gets hornier than when he's sober. When he's sober, he usually lasts around two rounds before he gets overstimulated, but when he's high, it can go as high as 4. He usually lasts around 10 minutes, especially when he's inside of you. He also likes edging himself, cause that means he can be inside of you longer.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Before your relationship, Argyle usually used a fleshlight. After you guys got together, he realized how much better your pussy was, not a pocket pussy. He also feels like it's cheating if he uses a fleshlight. He likes using toys on you though. Argyle is a foreplay person, so he usually likes to prepare you with toys, head, etc.. Usually likes to make you cum atleast once with his tongue (which is surprisingly fast) until you guys actually fuck.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Argyle is a tease! As I mentioned before, he likes edging. Not only himself, but also you. He likes hearing your breathy moans and you getting so overstimulated that you can only remember his name, whimpering it like a mantra. Argyle likes the power it gives him, and that he can make you fall apart under his touch so easily.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Argyle is definitely vocal! When you're on top, he whimpers and moans and all sorts of stuff. High!Argyle pants, moans and whimpers unapologetically. He wants you to know that you feel good, so he also moans stuff like "you feel so good, baby" while slowly fucking into you, overstimulating the both of you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Argyle has definitely thought about tying you up to the bed, inside of the van, etc. He doesn't admit it, but he jerks off to that idea while watching your sex tapes.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Above average, perfect width, and curves up just the right amount to hit your spots. Good amount of pubes & veins. Argyle has a very pretty dick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High!Argyle's sex drive is pretty high, as he gets horny easily when he's high and alone. Sober!Argyle's sex drive is pretty normal, though.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Argyle doesn't fall asleep fast. He mostly waits until you fall asleep, and then he feels comfortable enough to fall asleep, with you in his arms, or with him in yours, he doesn't care. He just likes cuddling you.

[kasmanbejuros]

I loved your writing!!! So if requests are open can you write Stanley Uris as a husband headcanons. ( It got me excited to see someone writing about Stanley, its been a long time seeing an active user writing about him =/)

𝓢tanley Ur𝓲s as a husband

pairings: stanley uris x gn!reader

warnings: slight mention of nsfw, jealous!stan if you squint, mention of suicide (don't worry it's a happy ending chat)

a/n: thank you for the request anon! sorry i didn't post this sooner chat i've been falling out of the stan hyperfixation 😞 i am lowk bad at writing marriage hcs but i'm trying 😭😭 also wrote this at 4 am so uuuhhh lmk if its bad..

𖦹 Ever since you could remember, Stanley has been taking care of you. Since he's very much of a perfectionist, he always tries to make sure that you get the best of the best.

𖦹 You guys met in college, it was a love at first sight type of situation. With Stan seeing you in class, it was obvious as hell—he's been infatuated with you since day 1.

𖦹 At that time, Stanley was still dealing with depression, obviously due to the whole Pennywise situation. Haunted by his childhood trauma, his depression got worse in college until he met you.

𖦹 You were the light to his life, even if you guys didn't get involved with eachother until the year after you two met.

𖦹 After being in a relationship for a few years, Stanley was absolutely delighted to propose to you.

𖦹 When you said yes, Stanley could genuinely swear he's never felt happier in his whole entire life. You were his dream partner, the type of partner he has wished for his entire life. You're understanding, sweet, caring, and you were patient with him.

𖦹 You guys immediately had sex after the proposal

𖦹 The marriage was special—with only a few close relatives and friends being there.

𖦹 When Stanley saw you standing there, in such a beautiful outfit, he could literally not keep his eyes (and hands) off of you. You looked absolutely beautiful, and Stanley felt extremely proud to be marrying you.

𖦹 Always talking about you to his colleagues, friends, etc. Stan is literally the #1 bragger ever. He thinks you're the most beautiful person to ever exist.

𖦹 Always treats you like royalty, no matter how much discomfort he has to endure.

𖦹 He'd always been the looming overprotective presence in your life. He can't have anyone else touching his perfect wife, right? He can't afford to lose you.

𖦹 If you're not Jewish, he's always educating you on the religion (unless you've told him you're uncomfortable with it). Making traditional Jewish food, celebrating Hanukkah, learning you basic Hebrew etc,,

𖦹 Sweetest husband ever.

𖦹 Always insists to carry you when you're tired/when your feet hurt. Stan can't have you just hurting like that! Always carries you in bridal style

𖦹 You're the reason why he didn't commit suicide after Mike Hanlon's call.

𖦹 You guys live a happily ever after with two kids (both of them are girls just cause I imagine Stanley being a girl dad) and a dog. 🥹

a/n: i hope you liked the hcs cause i'm lowkey writing this with the craziest headache ever.. 💔 thank you for reading ♡