I swear.

Kassidy Ann Harper Twenty-Six. Sister. Lawyer. Dogmom to Bix and Bella. Disney enthusiast. Youtuber. Normally binge watching Disney+ or Netflix. var sc_project=12211829; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="f679ab3c"; var sc_https=1;

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sammydevans​:

I don’t see where you’re going. You’re gonna have to help me along.

Because I can be like look at my badass best friend with his head coach position and stuff. It’s just me being proud of you. You’re cute. That’s all.

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Text || Matt & Benge

Matt: Look at you bad assing your way in the court room! Congrats on the big win!

Kass: Yeah, well look at you doing big things at work, too! I'm still so proud of you.

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text|| fake-real sis

Celeste: i go out on dates with them?? thats dating??

Celeste: well, i was just fucking evan and now i think he has feels. im already invested in the other two!! idk if i have brainspace to be invested in him

Kassidy: You kill me. Really.

Kassidy: Alright, look. Are the other two invested in you? That's the starter question.

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rachelxbarbra​:

And so it seems that I find myself unwillingly back in Sander’s Bay. As I’m taking a much longer break from New York, I figured it’s time to find a more permanent residence around town. Any inputs or suggestions as to what place I should be looking into would be greatly appreciated.

Well, while I know that you must hate that - I’m happy to still see you around. You’re lovely company anyways but there are some places next to where I live available. I don’t know what your budget is, but I could show you them if you’d like?

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💬 mia & kassidy.

mia: not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today.

kassidy: ...what did you do to make yourself feel like that?

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Text || Dylan/Kassidy

Dylan: Guess who is back and fully recovered from his camp gig?

Kassidy: Well, look at you. Back and ready for action. When are you coming over?

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text||Kassidy

Quinn: How has it been having your parents around? I don't think I'd survive if mine came to visit.

Quinn: Tell me more about that?

Quinn: Well, I'm currently in Paris, with Fran. Its amazing.

Kassidy: It was stressful but I did pick up on a lot of things that I didn't know so it's okay though.

Kassidy: What? My parents?

Kassidy: Oh? Wow, Q. That's amazing. How long are you guys staying?

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text|| fake-real sis

Celeste: i was just doing the dating thing having FUN.

Celeste: next thing i know, im dating three people it was an ACCIDENT I SWEAR.

Celeste: so theres aj, artie, and evan

Celeste: i really like artie, aj is hot and a DOCTOR, and evan.. im not sure with him.

Kassidy: DATING THREE PEOPLE?

Kassidy: LIKE actually?

Kassidy: I love Artie. Let me be super clear, he is a wholeeee part of me so you know I'll support that one. AJ is gorgeous and Evan. Hold on - why aren't we sure?

Kassidy: Good lord.

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Text || Matt & Benge

Matt: I knew you'd see it my way!

Matt: How's lawyering? Made anyone cry in court?

Kass: You wish, lol.

Kass: It's good! I won a pretty big one and I did make people cry so that was the whole goal there, lol.

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eleanorhumphs​:

Kids are funny. As her mom I have to act like Julia isn’t, but she is. I’m almost done unpacking. My brother is coming over the weekend to help me build my desk, but beyond that, almost done.

They are. I love kids. Can’t say that I’ll be having any of my own any time soon but they are the cutest. That’s good! Seems like it takes forever to get unpacked but once you do - it’s perfect.

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bardanameeks​:

Oh gosh well good luck with it all, I mean I understand the struggle, i try to avoid my parents as much as I can. They keep pressuring me now to settledown but I am fine. Well glad that you have had a fake boyfriend that helped you out. What else are you planning to do with them whilst they are here?

It’s just because you have that sweet baby. That’s why they want you to settle down, but I say do what makes you happy. I wouldn’t settle down unless I wanted to but that’s just me. We hung out for a while - just kinda figured out why they were here. It’s alright now, we’re just trying to figure out the footing but there’s some stuff going on so they need my help and that’s why they were here.

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lizzieporter​:

OH FOR SURE

THOSE ARE SO CUTE

I hope you loved them. I’m currently fighting the want for another dog now. I blame you.

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leahpuckermxn​:

I’ll leave a key under the pot plant when I’m at work. Just shoot me a text first in case I have a girl over or something.

Thank you again. You’re amazing and I owe you one.

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itsbuffymcintosh​:

Okay, so since nobody’s brought it up yet I guess I’ll start the conversation – yes, my birthday is Saturday, no gifts are not expected but are encouraged (gift receipts pls!!), YES I do need a date so, like, if there are any eligible bachelors out there who know how to have a good time… reply with where you’d take me for dinner. 

As for everyone else!! I’m thinking bank Saturday night. Bring money for drinks please!!! 

Well, I mean, I’m not a guy but I could totally take you out for dinner. I’m better than a guy 90% of the time besides the obvious not having all of the parts. Just make sure whoever you go with - they totally take you to the best place for dinner because you  deserve it! 

I’ll be there though, babe.

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eleanorhumphs​:

So, I was singing Julia a lullaby when she put her hand over my mouth and said “are you done now, mommy?” I honestly don’t know what to say.

At least she’s asleep now so I can finally start unpacking. I’m finally in the process of moving in! Isn’t that exciting?

Can I just tell you how much that babies amuse me? It’s just that age and I love it so much. Kids really do just say the darndest things that I’ve ever heard. Get settled?

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benpucker​:

So is the next major holiday Halloween? Should I be expecting to see Halloween decorations and candy for sale this week? Cause I’m not ready for that yet. I’m still just trying to soak in summer for as long as I can. It technically just started, right?

PSA, Ben Puckerman. I love Halloween. Fight me.

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sammydevans​:

So I don’t know about the rest of you all, but I was definitely ready for some good news this year. I try to keep things light and happy, but it’s been hard, if I’m being honest. But Friday I had to run practice on my own, head coach was out for a meeting. Turns out that meeting was an interview because he’s moving like halfway across the country or something? Anyway… unofficially say hello to your new head coach of the Sander’s Bay Panthers varsity football team!

That’s my Sammy boy!!! I’m so proud of you! See? Even more reason to get me jerseys and cute things so I can support the head coach at every single game and his boys. You see where I’m going with this? Hm?