Brittany Ann

HI! My name is Brittany and I'm majoring in Creative Writing. I want to work on Comedies and make you laugh. LAUGH DAMMIT!

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AhhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fuck you Disney.

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NOOOOO!!! YOU FUCKING MORONS! NO ONE WANTS THIS IN LIVE FUCKING ACTION! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, MAY LIGHTNING STRIKE ME DOWN IF IM WRONG.

SCREW YOU DISNEY. LIKE, SERIOUSLY, JUST GO FUCK OFF. I AM NOT A FAN OF YOURS ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THIS. KEEP IT ANIME OR DON'T DO IT AT ALL.

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I'm getting so fucking pissed off now with these delays with the Doctor Strange sequel. I was happy at first that it would be coming out the same month I graduated from college only to get pushed back to November that year. I was disappointed but then I though "I'm going to Hawaii that month. Maybe it would be cool if I watched it over there it theaters?" But NOPE, can't have that dream either and it got pushed back YET AGAIN! What is this? Fucking legend of Zelda the movie the game??? Just like Gotg, I'm not even going to remember Doctor Strange by the time his movie comes out! Fuck this shit. Fuck 2020. I just want to seriously move to a different planet now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Ok, rant over... For now...

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When Illumination thinks it's funny to tack on a star wars title because they think their minions movie is better then a over forty year old franchise.

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I have never felt more hated for a reboot of a video game then Spyro Reignited Trilogy. Every level that has a task that requires quick control movements is absolute garbage. You will hate yourself for playing every Speedway section to completion because of these horrible horrible controls. In year of the dragon, Spyro's County Speedway was the last straw. No matter how many times I tried I couldn't beat it because flying is apparently ice skating in this version of the game and even then I got cheated out of good runs by hitting things that weren't there or the game ends my run because it thought I didn't hit a ring when I was about to. In this Speedway. I have no idea what third place looks like because of those damn planes that seem to always be faster than you, even with the boosts and fireballs that either pass the planes completely or hit anything but the plane in front of you.

My complete hatred for these levels is best represented by Markiplier here. This game is the closest to "Getting Over It" I have ever felt. The game cheats. It cheats due to its controls. It cheats because of its numerous glitches. It cheats because it is unfair in almost every way. Whoever worked on the controls for Spyro Reignited Trilogy needs to go back and patch it along with the awful awful camera.

Sorry, rant over. Played this level for two hours and still couldn't complete it. Guess I'll never finish all three games a hundred percent.

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Happy 50th Anniversary Scooby Doo! I hope more people haven't forgotten about you today. Thank you for shaping my childhood!

♥♥♥🐶🐶🐶☺☺☺

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The Lion King - Doug Reviews

Do not go see this movie! Do not support it. Do not look at it. Do not say it's name as doing so will make Disney continue to pump out these shitty remakes. Just watch the original instead. This new one is soulless, unoriginal, copy paste garbage. The Lion King Remake is what you will find when you look up the definition of “lazy” in the dictionary. Don't see it. Lets send this message to Disney as best as we can. Creativity and imagination must flourish once again!

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Pretty much sums up the Pokemon Sword and Shield Controversy Perfectly.

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Why is getting my favorite piece of chicken always a hassle to get back in the fridge? (This happens with both hands as well) 😭😭😶😶

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The Greatest American Hero is a completely underrated series. The show reminds me of Gilligans Island and THATS the type of stupid shit I love.

Go check it out if your interested. It's a great and creative show ☺☺☺

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I don't care what anybody says. I want Limu to become the next Flo for commercials on tv. Every time I see these two it just makes me smile. Haven't felt like that about a commercial in a while.

I hope they keep making commercials. Limu is just too adorable. ♥♥♥

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I saw the Dora movie trailer on my tv a couple of minutes ago and I couldn't help but laugh when the announcer said "film not yet rated."

Gee, I wonder why that could be? It's not like Dora was originally meant for toddlers or anything, am I right or am I right? 😂😂😭😭🐶

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I think the sonic movie is the first movie from my memory that ever got delayed until the following year. Just goes to show how the powers of the video game development curse can sprinkle a piece of itself into a movie adaptation.

Take a look at every Zelda game ever that got delayed and tell me a Zelda movie WOULDN'T get delayed in the making?

Coincidence, I think not. 😂😂😂

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Can somebody PLEASE merge these two pictures together somehow. I can't computer when it comes to effects. This is too similar of a picture to not just slap it on Sonics face.

Scary 😭😂😭😂