thinking about an innocent oblivious feedee… she’s never smoked weed or tried edibles and doesn’t know what they taste like, so when you give her a ‘multivitamin gummy’ first thing in the morning she thinks you’re being so sweet and taking good care of her… you make her a huge breakfast feat. waffles with a very special kind of butter and she’s amazed at how good everything tastes and how incredible she feels and she’s on her third or fourth helping by the time she realizes her gut is kinda tight and round but somehow she wants to keep eating. she finishes her breakfast with a ‘nutritional shake’ and once it’s gone she can’t stop burping and hiccuping, completely pinned to the couch by her gut, dazed and uncomprehending exactly how this happened. she feels so weird… maybe she overdid it just a little, she does have a weakness for breakfast foods. she’ll be back to normal after a quick nap.
but when you wake her up in a few hours for lunch, she takes another multivitamin gummy from your hand without question.
Whos gonna do this to me












