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1/365 gifsets in 2017

Ahh, you and I are the same! The smallest size in the morning just doesn’t do it for me. (I saw what happened there, no worries tho, I won’t make fun of you). Do you ever not finish it tho? Two months? That’s awesome! I’m loving it thus far so I’m sure I’ll just keep falling in love with a place.

What is even the point in small coffees? They do nothing. It is very rare, but if I have to go somewhere and I can’t quickly finish it off I have given it away. It was been upsetting every time. I am quite a fan of espresso shots. I am still falling more and more in love with this place too. I’m never bored to be honest.

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Firstly, doing a photo shoot with a bunch of cats is a total dream, so i’m jealous! Then again, i probably wouldn’t have been able to leave without trying to bring a few or all home. And secondly, you just know cats are gossipers. They’re the true shady animals.

It is by far my favorite photoshoot I’ve done to date! I was in heaven. It was very tempting to bring them all home, so tempting. Oh, they are the most shady of animals. I so hope in the future we get the technology to know what animals are thinking.

#;;chat #;;bridget

What I find even more crazier is the fact that our fashion basically gets recycled. Sure women don’t wear corset dresses these days unless it’s for a movie but all the styles from the 1900s are slowly making their way into our lives again. Who would of thought hammer pants would slowly make their way into 17′?! Okay, that’s probably not accurate but I’m honestly hoping they make a huge comeback.

Everyone seems to mix different fashions together. I really think the 90s fashion is starting to come back too. I remember when shoulder pads made a comeback around five years ago. I would love for those pants to come back!

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Period clothing is incredible! I wish I got to wear it more often. I think people still wear gorgeous dresses and suits, but only for fancy events. I’m more comfortable in yoga pants and a loose tee, but honestly I think period dresses are so beautiful. Corsets, though, they’re the real killer. I had to wear one once in the heat, thankfully without the giant dress, and it was exhausting! What were you filming that included period clothing?

It can be so beautiful, plus it used to take so long to make. Yes, that sounds like a very comfy outfit that could work for me. I have never had to wear one in the heat, I would probably pass out. I can imagine it was. It was something for The Oscars, but it is a secret.

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I think at the end of the day we can happily say we’re in an era that blesses us with comfy sweats. I mean, i know people merge all these generations of clothing together, since i can say half my wardrobe came from the 70′s - but i’d be pretty amused to see someone walk around with those huge dresses and corsets on a daily bases.

There really is a mixture of clothing right now. I feel the 90s is making a comeback. It really wouldn’t surprise if there is a few people out still dress like that. I’ve seen people walk around in like in proper 50s/60s clothing.

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mariahogden

surprise (02/04/17)

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“It was just as good, more magical. Mainly because you were in the room though, that causes the magic,” she noted with a firm nod. Her cheeks blushed red a bit as her eyes darted away, silently cursing herself because she couldn’t seem to stop the cheesy lines. It was pretty much like word vomit. “Okay, roses. Noting that for later,” she stated with another firm not, a light chuckle leaving her lips as she bit down on her bottom one. Shrugging slightly at the commit about the blush, “You look cute as fuck when you blush, I like seeing it.” Kinking her eyebrow up when Kate said she hadn’t eaten since lunch she chuckled and half joked, “I’m gonna start packing you a lunch bag to take with you on Saturdays so you always have food to eat!” Holding onto her purse in her arm she hummed and nodded with the comment about the city always having something open, “The joys of New York! So Max,” she stated, before adding, “My bodyguard is around here somewhere. He was driving me so we can either walk somewhere and he can pick us up later or he can drive us somewhere! Whatever you wanna do!” She took a step closer to Kate humming softly, as she turned her head to catch eye contact and reiterate, “Really, you did an amazing job. You’re so fucking incredible and talented, I’m glad people are recognizing that and acknowledging it. You deserve it.”

Kate laughed again at the cheesy line. “This room must be full of lots of magic right now, since it is just me and you.” Kate shook her head at herself and looked at the roses at smiled to herself, looking back at Demi the blonde kept the smile. “What are your favorite flowers? This is something I must know.” At the blushing comment Kate knew she was most likely blushing again, holding her hands on her cheeks she giggled slightly. “Oh, stop it! You’re doing it again.” Putting her hands back down Kate grabbed her bag and put it next to the flowers. “If you do, could you please put a cute little note in there too.” Kate laughed slightly, she remembered back to school when some of her friends parents used to do that. Hers never did, but if they were to leave a note, it would probably be a joke of some sort. “There is actually a cute little diner a five minute walk away. I go there for coffee or food sometimes.” Kate pointed at Demi, “they do a mean apple pie.” Kate laughed to herself and grinned again at Demis compliments. Widening her mouth with a smile Kate stepped forward and gave Demi another hug. Letting go she kept her hands on her arms for a moment. “You’re way too sweet. I can’t take it.” Letting her arms drop back down she made another quick comment. “Just everything you said and more back to you. Seriously, I am so happy you came tonight.”

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Well, those people are stupid. You’re the best, I’m gonna commission someone to release a dictionary with your picture next to all the positive adjectives. Best? Kate McKinnon picture. Gorgeous? Beautiful? Talented? Intelligent? Amazing? Hilarious? All pictures of you. The Kate™ dictionary, the only truth out there. I’m ready for all the pictures. I love the ones you’ve already sent. I have an album set aside for all these photos so I can pretend like I’m his friend when in reality I can’t get that close to him.

The Kate dictionary? I wonder what that would be full of? You are too sweet to me Demi, I look like a tomato right now from blushing. I will send you five albums worth of photos of him. He is always with you in spirit.

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I for one would love for cats to speak their sass, but i’m sure it’s a blessing for owners that they don’t. Just imagine all the gossip that’d go on amongst all the cats, that’d be wild.

I would love it if cats could talk. I just wonder what they would say. I did a photoshoot with a bunch of cats and I could really see them talking shit about each other, so I am sure that would happen.

#;;chat #;;bridget

No! I just seen a video about it and i now need to turn shadow into a wine cat. Or a vodka cat, cause that’s obviously what we should do right? I’m sure they’d thank us.

Cat wine is something I may just go and buy now, I wanna see if Nino will go for it. Vodka cat just sounds like a bundle of laughs. Oh yeah, they’ll wonder why they didn’t think of it themselves.

#;;chat #;;sarah

Who says I don’t already have a picture of you on my bedside table so I can wake up and immediately smile every day? I mean, I don’t. Or maybe I do. You’ll never know! I’m trying not to think about it too much but at the same time I want to be involved and be a good voice to speak out against the stuff he’s doing. It’s hard trying to find the line of being an activist, which proudly I claim, and not letting the fear and the anxiety from it all become crippling to me. You should have kept it, totally. I’ll go steal it for you. Demi Lovato will be the last person they guess to sneak into the building and steal something. It’s too random for me to ever be caught! Psh, your voice is great. That’s the real DAMN.

Do you now? If you do I pray it is a decent photo of me. I might have to get a photo of you now, that way I can wake up in a good mood every morning. I am just kind of vaguely in my own bubble at the moment and try not to follow his every move so I don’t get too upset or frustrated over it all. I honestly don’t know if I have the type of voice people will listen to. Plus I don’t want to get too involved in it all. They will never see it coming. Why thank you so much, that coming from you is a huge compliment...like DAMN.

#;;chat #;;demi

I just recently filmed something and I got put into these amazing clothes including period dresses and they were all so beautiful. It kinda made me want to be in some sort of period show so I could wear them. It made me think how much our style has changed in just the past few hundred years. We went from wearing these huge dresses and smart suits to wearing what we do now. Where did this huge change even happen? Though to confess, I would rather my fashion sweats than a crushing corset dress.

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mariahogden

surprise (02/04/17)

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The famous, ear to ear grin, that Demi was known for immediately washed across her face when Kate opened the door. “Hey!” She chirped with a soft laugh before moving the flowers aside in time to wrap her arms around Kate and return the embrace. Giving her a final tight squeeze before they both pulled away. “Well, I wanted to see you work your magic in person, so I managed to find my way into the audience,” she chuckled softly. Stepping into the dressing room her eyes scanned the place before immediately turning back to the blonde. Almost forgetting for a moment about the flowers in her hand before she shook her head, “Oh!” Holding them out to her she let out a soft laugh, “These are for you. I wasn’t sure what your favorite flowers were, but I saw these and they were beautiful and I thought they deserved to go to someone just as beautiful.” Shaking her head as her cheeks tinted a slight shade of pink, “That was cheesy, any way. These are for you. You did such an amazing job out there! I can’t believe you do that live every week. That is talent.” Taking a deep breath she ran a free hand through her hair before adding, “I also was gonna take you out for late night dinner or froyo or cocoa or whatever you want. It’s your city, so you pick your favorite place. My treat.” She paused before shaking her head and adding with a soft smile, “If you’re free that is. If you’re busy I totally understand! Honestly.” She knew there were possibilities of Kate being busy, given SNL and being in NYC less often after moving to the condos. And also Demi was surprising her after all; Demi would never expect Kate to drop plans for her.

“Well, was it just as good seeing it for yourself?” Kate laughed slightly and watched Demi as she walked into the room. Turning to close the door behind her Kate couldn’t wipe the smile off her face. She really wasn’t expecting this at all. Now that Demi was here Kate was so glad. Turning back around she walked toward Demi and looked at the flowers she was holding out. “Oh my god, you shouldn’t have.” Gently taking them from Demi she gave them a quick sniff and smiled brightly. “Roses are my favorite.” Giggling slightly at Demis cheesy line, Kate look down at the floor with a smile, she placed one hand on her cheek and put on a slightly girlier voice. “Stop you’re making me blush.” Kate looked back up at Demi and gave her another smile while listening to her speak. “I don’t know how we manage to get everything ready in time. A lot of the credit goes to everyone else. They put this whole thing together.” Making her way over to her dressing table she gently put the flowers down and turned back around to face Demi. Letting out a sigh of relief the blonde nodded. “Yes, please! I haven’t eaten since lunch. I haven’t had the time.” Now living on the other side of the country from where she worked a lot of preparing for the show has been done through e-mails and Skype calls. Then Saturday she would get to New York she would be working non stop pretty much til they finished the live show. Walking the few steps over to her backpack she shoved the last things in and zipped it up. Turning to face Demi again Kate smirked. “The great thing about this city is that, it may be one in the morning, but there is still so much open.”

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I am definitely like that with my Twitter account. Even if something is completely innocent, I always end up overthinking everything and wondering what weird ways it could be twisted into.

I am the exact same, that is why I should stay far away. Plus as a comedian you kinda have to be vaguely careful with what you say too. If not more. There is normally someone who will get offended. Unfortunately.

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It’s a horrible thing – it’s bullying via the internet..like we don’t get enough with people in our faces, y’know. Trolls are just rude people who like some say are bored with their lives or just jealous? Who knows. I, myself try to ignore them. So you don’t put YouTube videos up anymore? I bet people get nasty on there too. The internet ain’t safe. Is your son a dog?

What type of person must you be to do that sort of thing. It is so sad. I do not put up videos anymore, it is sad because the comments were kind of one of the reasons. Do people really not have any better way to spend their time. My son is a cat, not a dog.

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Venti is the only size I ever get when Starbucks is in the morning or late night routine. It helps me power through those early calls or late ones. Do you just get the biggest one when it comes to the coffee or for all their drinks? How didn’t you know there was a ball pit room?! It was one of the main reasons why I signed up for this place! It’s really great to meet you, Kate! How long have you been here?

I am so happy to hear that. I normally go big, because I know if I’ll go small I will just end up wanting more. (All of that came out so wrong). Though if I can drink it all I can give the rest to someone. I didn’t before I came, I would of came sooner if I knew. I’ve been here about two months, I love it! I know you will too!

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*I don’t even doubt that for a second. You can’t even predict their next move, literally. I bet he’s king of the sassy cats.

You really don’t know what they are going to do next. If cats could talk he would have some sassy one liners. My cat just has complete control over me I swear. I can never say no to him.

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