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yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

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Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

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tarot

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*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

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But this deadass happened in the show though

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does anyone else randomly think about that show Kyle XY, ive very literally never watched an episode but like the only thing i remember is that he didnt have a belly button, and like thats it, thats all i know but thats all i randomly think about….at like random intervals during the year

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jon hamm while robbing a bank in Baby Driver: this is my friend baby, he’s very quiet and HE DROVE ME HERE

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shep trying to avoid triggering the kaidan romance in me1

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ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

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Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

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God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

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paramore really didn’t have to go off like that with misery business

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everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

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What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

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screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

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Wow holy shit guys, it’s been approximately 5 years and I’m drunk enough to not regret finally acknowledging this Surprise surprise, I was that kid I know the above is the most cringy 14 year old thing to say, but hot damn y'all I was a child and I had just found an online community of people where being a fucking nerd was “hella cool” and oh my god I was having a blast, and with my new fragile self confidence I decided to say “no I don’t regret what I’m doing/what I like right now at this moment because I don’t hate myself and that’s pretty neat!” And y'all remember 2012-2013 tumblr that shit was absolutely cringy, I was just repeating phrases I’d heard. But then, it got turned into a “laugh at the child” and then I got dozens upon dozens of hate messages and my confidence about literally everything got shattered I had messages telling me to kill myself and messages calling me a snowflake and an idiot and a c*nt and all those other words that are meant to hurt you. Even years after I changed my URL, I’d get a sinking pit in my stomach whenever I’d see this post go around again because I knew I’d get those three or four snide anons asking “so do you regret it?” And yes I absolutely do, fuck off So yeah, I was a stupid tumblr kid and probably shouldn’t have commented But I didn’t deserve the onslaught of hateful messages So now y'all know, it’s me Surprise, or whatever

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hello! I’m sorry for dragging you through the mud in the first place. seventeen-year-old me was not as evolved as she thought, which I’m sure is a surprise to no one. there were absolutely tons of comments exactly like yours, but it got singled out just because I was going through a sarcastically-responds-to-comments phase and I happened to see it. I’ve heard people use this post as an example of how young teens are stupid & don’t know anything, and I’m sorry that you became the poster child of that patronizing and invalidating idea.

sidenote, who the FUCK calls a 14 yr old a c*nt & tells them to kill themselves??

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Thank you for commenting, op <3 I really don’t blame you at all for what you said, I want to call out my 14 year old self just as badly lmao But I really appreciate the overwhelming positive response to this I’d hope we can sort of grow as a community from this, but I won’t get my hopes up lol

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yALL This post has a million notes that’s INSANE Thank you all for reblogging, I appreciate everyone’s nice messages & kind words 💕💕💕