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@kates-woman
About Me:
Name: Sam Maximoff
Family: @waterysister
Love interest: taken by @totally-not-kate-bishop 💜💜💜
I’m Sam Maximoff, Pietro’s ex wife, my asks are open for anything.
Rules:
• No hate
• No homophobia
• Please be nice, I come at you how you come at me.
Hey Buck.
@kates-woman
Hi Sam :D I got you a new hoodie, been actually meaning to give it to you for a while
Awww. Thanks Buck. You remembered that I’ve been lonely at the house with the girls.
I've been missing you sweetheart, *he gives her a careful hug*
You always have a room here. You know that. Plus I would love the help with the girls. If your wife doesn’t mind
Hey Buck.
@kates-woman
Hi Sam :D I got you a new hoodie, been actually meaning to give it to you for a while
Awww. Thanks Buck. You remembered that I’ve been lonely at the house with the girls.
WANDS! YOU’RE BACK!
@kates-woman
YES!!!! HIII I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!
We are still on good terms despite the divorce right?
Of course! I'm just happy to see a familiar face after so long!
Same. I haven’t been able to find Pietro so I have the girls. They miss him. I’ve gotten better with my alcoholism and my anger issues. Therapy helps.
Yeah same here, I think I've seen maybe one or two familiar faces around but I noticed Pietro was gone, along with most of my kids....... I'm so happy to hear you're doing better!
They might show up eventually. Even I was gone for a while.
WANDS! YOU’RE BACK!
@kates-woman
YES!!!! HIII I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!
We are still on good terms despite the divorce right?
Of course! I'm just happy to see a familiar face after so long!
Same. I haven’t been able to find Pietro so I have the girls. They miss him. I’ve gotten better with my alcoholism and my anger issues. Therapy helps.
WANDS! YOU’RE BACK!
@kates-woman
YES!!!! HIII I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!
We are still on good terms despite the divorce right?
//OOC: PSA
Doesn’t matter if we’ve never interacted, if we’ve interacted once, or a BILLION times. Doesn’t matter if we have zero threads or FIVE BILLION.
ALWAYS feel free to spam my ask box with in character asks, questions, or starters.
ALWAYS feel free to spam my inbox with ask box memes!
ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in memes.
ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in quizzes.
ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts you want me to see!
ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts that remind you of me/my muse.
ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in stuff, period!
ALWAYS feel free to start an interaction with my muse!
ALWAYS feel free to suggest a plot for our muses.
ALWAYS feel free to send me an OOC message in DMs or in Asks.
I LOVE that stuff. YOU’RE NOT BEING ANNOYING. IT MAKES MY DAY. Talk to me! I love it! :D
Hey Buck.
@kates-woman
Oh, hi Sam, I've missed you
Missed you too Buck.
Been okay, sweetheart?
Yea. Just dealing with life?
Hey Buck.
@kates-woman
Oh, hi Sam, I've missed you
Missed you too Buck.
YELENA!
@kates-woman
YES?!?!?
HAII
I missed talking to you. I know me and your brother didn’t work out, but I hope we can still be close
I missed talking to you tooooo
Of course we can
Yay!
I have a lot of cheese over here if you want to come over and make Mac and cheese
OH IM ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW
I DONT KNOW IF YOUR DOOR IS LOCKED SO I’LL JUST BREAK IN THROUGH YOUR WINDOW OKAY?
Ok.
I have Violet and Lily right now so be careful please.
YELENA!
@kates-woman
YES?!?!?
HAII
I missed talking to you. I know me and your brother didn’t work out, but I hope we can still be close
I missed talking to you tooooo
Of course we can
Yay!
I have a lot of cheese over here if you want to come over and make Mac and cheese
OH IM ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW
I DONT KNOW IF YOUR DOOR IS LOCKED SO I’LL JUST BREAK IN THROUGH YOUR WINDOW OKAY?
YELENA!
@kates-woman
YES?!?!?
HAII
I missed talking to you. I know me and your brother didn’t work out, but I hope we can still be close
I missed talking to you tooooo
Of course we can
Yay!
I have a lot of cheese over here if you want to come over and make Mac and cheese
YELENA!
@kates-woman
YES?!?!?
HAII
I missed talking to you. I know me and your brother didn’t work out, but I hope we can still be close
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
Prev is actually three turtles in a trench coat wearing a tiny fedora
@radio-silence-fan @babyqueenfangirl @ovalbrain @crowwolf8 @tatortots0478 @pirulated @that-little-lychee @thedamsolangelofan + open tags
prev is rudely inactive on tumblr
@roselandsrl @thatonequeerk1d @cieraheart @winter-depressed-belle @optimisticc-overthoughtss
prev is secretly a potato with a some trendy kicks, a rainbow poncho and a pride pin stuck in its skin ( and keeps it there even tho it hurts cuz pride representation)
@butter-is-bored @butter-is-bored @pickledsprite @sleepandblog @saltywastelandjase @mentally-tori-261 @oliveparis @galaxys-universe @babyqueenfangirl
Prev has 23 pet unicorns and if a secret veteran in the Charlie the unicorn war.
@aaronhollow1950 @hadiescrusader @thedamsolangelofan
Prev married a volcano and they had 3 daughters named Rocky, Magma, and John.
Aw fuck! How did you know???
YOU MARRIED A VOLCANO AND HAD BABIES WITH IT?!
CONGRATS BRO!
also it was just a wild guess
Prev ate a pack of 10 red pencils thinking they were strawberry pencil candies
@sdherself @rawr-bibichan12 @livybug-15
I’m shocked that hasn’t happened tbh
prev is a murderous demon with little black wings
Prev is an AWFUL writer and a GREEN dinosaur
HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE MY NAME BY CALLING ME GREEN! I AM PURPLE THROUGH AND THROUGH
LMAO
Prev hates good omens
@the-ineffable-parker @acetrashgremlin @daggerhobbit @aspenindatree @microraptorhours @fennec-sucks @alek-softy @andy-the-lovely @random-fandom-chaos @whimsical-laboratory-tragedy @macbethsperiodblood @allonsyreyy @50-shades-of-gay23 @the-toaster-rat @snuggle-bug @frogz-r-gay @theorphicforest @c0nstantlyscreaming +anybody else
prev has never been deranged a day in their life and only wears orange on SUNDAYS
@stickparrot @girl-rudely-interrupted @obsessed-loser
This creature hates DC =]
@local-loudmouth @anomal-studios @baileythebean @plusbacon @nicolletheloverofbooks @nat-the-rat326 @piratebeanscore @eclipssnstars @emoalcoholic @shadowstemplex @icechucker @itzzzzzzyyyyydaaaaa @dannieboy594 @deimosbreakfrost @dumbandartistic @killer-bug-boi @lunadreamsdespondently @mentally-tori-261 @vinnielov3r @highclasshomosexual @justthatpersonalex @jurassicworldisbetter
I think that’s everyone?
Prev hates pizza bites and rootbeer >v<
@videocassettes-and-promises, @vixxy-izzy, @ranidaee, @crowwwwwwwwww, @loftedlow, @tittysuckersworld, @ranpo-beloved, @gigglestick-9000, @user-drogon, @xxgomezzxx, @geetar2008, @shitpostingsystem, @thefarmerthatlivesinyourwalls, @stargirl1331, @astray-arlo, @lanterns-and-lightmares, @cassidy-is-stuck, @fyodors-dusty-ass-hat, @kermit-the-fag-uwu, @scarlet-reverie, @fand0m-fano12, @weballingsad, @bubblycherry07, @asillyprettything, @yaboithebees, @yumereblogs, @marmot-bee-person, @casualexistence, @queen-bbl
This lovely person here hate’s epic the musical! Like full blown hates it! They Don’t want a single person talking about the musical! They also hate role playing! Ohh, amd their name is definitely ‘I don’t chuck ice’
@bubblycherry07 @lilliablog @byakkos-plain @insufferablewhore@astray-arlo @gh0st-punk @women-kisser-3000 @ammckk626 @itsazurea @manyfandomfanatic @elronthemage @evvwenthome @thatonesillymomfriend @the-broadcaster6 @chuuyas-left-footfungus @cutesy-jellyfish @chuuyamylovewhygay + anyone and everyone!
prev is a homophobic straight white guy
@dinosagoofball @that-one-introvert-theater-kid @scarlettthetiredone @devoutlyfuturisticwizard @emmatshoaf @tayembya @sillysillygoose2025 @isabellaaaaaa-anime297 @supelieen @broccoliiiiiiii @ill-steal-your-tea @dear-little-brother @i-got-a-little-too-silly @vixxy-izzy @lilithdeathbed @bubblycherry07 @raynetherainbowwithaflamethrower @obsessively-green @elliesartstuff @cinnamonsnack @most-sane-classicist @arial-12px-italic-bold @papillondusublime @ghostcat1413 @acosmist001 @possumsus @locknessmons30 @aktugawas-eyebrows
Prev is a blonde teenager with daddy issues and boy problems
@biggestqiblifan @prumbus-bumbus @h0ly-0r-m0ly @cardanlover004 @laneynoir @werewolfadmirer
Prev is a FUCKING VAMPIRE I SAW IT WITH MINE OWN TWO EYES I SAW THEM DRAINING THE BLOOD FROM MINE OWN CLOSEST FRIEND
@jugglesthejorker @strange-little-spy @aiko-sera @shin-tsucommunist @drippysyrup @three-eyed-elk @macaron-jester @cortisolandnoroepinephrinetoxin @adams-world-domination-plans @mentalmilkshakes @sunfl0wer-h0ur
Prev makes good life choices with role-playing -_-
@kates-woman @official-natasha-barnes @the-raani-syntax
Prev hates everyone.
@playingwithwater @clintbarton-thearrowguy @official-pietro-maximoff
I’m not going to be online much today. No it’s not cuz I’m hanging out with my dad. It’s cuz my dad is dead. Same goes for my accounts (@kates-woman, @firedemon-child, @sammy-stark, @laura-barton-shield, and @thor-odinsons-wife)
I will be back tomorrow and I will answer any asks and deal with any reblogs at that time. If I have you added on discord and you need me online, dm me.
Hey, Sam...
It's been a while. I understand if you don't want to talk to me.
We haven't talked since... Well...
Anyway how are you?
@natt-romanoff-barnes
Hey Nat. Why would I be mad at you?
I’ve been good.
That's good. I just know it's been a long time and I hoped you weren't mad because I haven't reached out.
I’ve had a lot of shit going on. I’m a lesbian. So that’s cool.
As long as you're happy.
Yea.
How have you been.
Pretty good. I'm thinking about retiring from my job.
Why, you knocked up?
Noooooo. Me and James are done having kids. Maybe we'll adopt. But for now we are happy with our little family.
I was joking.
Vodka?
Sure.
I shouldn’t be drinking but fuck it. I’ve had a shit week.
I slide Nat a bottle of vodka and I mix wine and vodka together
Wine and Vodka? That looks weird.
Not that I'm judging. I've never heard of that before.
*She sips her own.*
It’s healthy. Sorta. And strong. And wi hopefully help me forget my shit week.
Wanna talk bout it?
Had another psychotic episode.
One, twenty, fifty. What’s the difference.
Depends on the situation.
It’s not an issue if I have say, oh I don’t know, about 15 episodes a day?
Sometimes you just gotta get it all out, I guess.
I stopped taking my meds. My sister is busy. My girlfriend hates me I think. I can’t see my kids anymore. There’s no point.
Hey, Sam...
It's been a while. I understand if you don't want to talk to me.
We haven't talked since... Well...
Anyway how are you?
@natt-romanoff-barnes
Hey Nat. Why would I be mad at you?
I’ve been good.
That's good. I just know it's been a long time and I hoped you weren't mad because I haven't reached out.
I’ve had a lot of shit going on. I’m a lesbian. So that’s cool.
As long as you're happy.
Yea.
How have you been.
Pretty good. I'm thinking about retiring from my job.
Why, you knocked up?
Noooooo. Me and James are done having kids. Maybe we'll adopt. But for now we are happy with our little family.
I was joking.
Vodka?
Sure.
I shouldn’t be drinking but fuck it. I’ve had a shit week.
I slide Nat a bottle of vodka and I mix wine and vodka together
Wine and Vodka? That looks weird.
Not that I'm judging. I've never heard of that before.
*She sips her own.*
It’s healthy. Sorta. And strong. And wi hopefully help me forget my shit week.
Wanna talk bout it?
Had another psychotic episode.
One, twenty, fifty. What’s the difference.
Depends on the situation.
It’s not an issue if I have say, oh I don’t know, about 15 episodes a day?
