Dreamcatcher

"Give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others." -Christian D. Larson

[teenscoolest]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

Funny sports bloopers

[best-of-memes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

The more you know. (via ajlobster)

[rainbowgazes-archive]

lifehack

if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

[genderkills-deactivated20150717]

the knife emoji but capitalized

[synonym-pastry]

Sword

[wittyworm]

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

[geniusoflove]

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

[africant]

[katieeduffyy]

ambiguously Hispanic warehouse worker on Law & Order: si... I recognize your señorita... she trabajo'd here about three months ago

[willienot-william-deactivated20]

Tumblr just a long ass game of telephone and we all losing

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

I totally disagree! I think smoothies are feminist

[crimsonbehelit-deactivated20151]

[florencelovesyou-deactivated201]

why is this so funny 

[aceotspades]

so i was looking in an enochian dictionary...

and i found this:

crowley’s name is a synonym for dark heavens in enochian.

[yodiscrepo]

[britishpike]

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

[softlenaluthor]

[meladoodle]

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

[extremelycursedimages]

[anthropophagiie]

This tiny octopus, whose body measured about five centimeters across, was spotted swimming along at a depth of 825 meters as we explored Whiting Seamount, off Puerto Rico.