hola milk, soy tu padre

[alisonzai]

[shittysadpossumposts]

[labradoritedreams]

[cringe-attacks]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[originalultrabeast]

[qumi]

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[kaijuno]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@drukhari

Excuse me while I die

[grimelords]

thank god thank god, my favourite image has come back to me once more

[jovan]

me flirting: I don’t want you to die

[curseworm]

lobster is such a fucked up thing to eat like i get it historically as basically a poverty/famine food cause when ur hungry u gotta eat whatever you can get but as a luxury food ? what the fuck

[curseworm]

im going to pay $30 for this huge bug that is so ripe with bacteria that i cant kill it beforehand or the bacteria will take over and kill me also. maybe ill go to a restaurant and pay $80 so somebody else will boil this huge bug alive for me

[curseworm]

every day i become even more convinced that the concept of ‘luxury food’ is just unsalvageably absurd

[pearlescent-starlight]

You can kill it. Just stab it’s brain. It’s what Gordan Ramsey does because boiling things alive is barbaric.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imtotallystoked]

2009 average rent: $886

2019 average rent: $1,476

[anshelinasholie]

i hate it when teachers make u play those dumbass “get to know you” games like sis i’m not staying here forever you don’t have to know me like that just follow me on instagram or something

[catchymemes]

[fandompariah-deactivated2021120]

According to Diogenes they’re settling things man to man

[therealrashid]

the thing about marvel is that they never go for the cash grab. they care

- chris evans lying through his motherfucking teeth

[yeoja]

when ur friends dont find ur self depreciating jokes funny anymore but u cant stop