The Half Nelson

The adventures of Hurricane Oliver and Simon The Terrible

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One. Two. Pee. Pour. Pive. Kicks. Kevin.

Simon, 2.5

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First, donuts. Then a run.

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You make the best hummus, mom

Simon - who almost exclusively eats hummus and dried mangoes

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Oh good. We're going to be able to lay down.

Oliver, after Bruce showed him the airplane we're taking to LA.

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I steal kisses, and I won't give them back.

Oliver

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I love ya every time I see ya.

Oliver

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I ownt no

Simon, to anything he doesn’t know the answer to

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I don't want the fan on.  There's enough air in here

Oliver at bed time

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Read it in En-ga-wish!

Oliver, protesting my Spanish accent

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Let's have a pic-a-ma-nic!

Oliver

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"Life is butter stream"

Oliver bringing home Row, row, row your boat

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May I have milk please? Sure you can!

Oliver, when I require that he ask me for milk, rather than demand it.

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More brockowee!

Oliver, age 3, at dinner

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Tumblr Ts #ftw

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His jacket is too big, his pants are too small, and his dad has on pjs. #smh

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Aw-Wha

Simon, saying Oliver

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Breakfast time with Simon and Oliver