The Dill Sisters

❛ i don't mind being seen as a weirdo with you. ❜ from sabrina

"You think I'm a weirdo?" Oscar asked her sadly with his bag sad Polish puppy dog eyes.

"Well duh!" She laughs "But weirdo bracket affectionate, ya know?"

"What is this... affectionate bracket you speak of?"

"Like..." Sabrina pauses "...oh, this would be so much easier to show ya if I had hands."

"Should we build some hands?"

Sabrina's eyes lit up like a christmas tree "Yeah, and we could put em on sticks like those freaks with limbs!"

"Aha!" Oscar declared excitedly. "Let's start looking for sticks!"

"Do you think we should shake some trees?"

❛ see? you have a talent for this. ❜ from ur sissy

"For what?" Katrina raised an eyebrow "Singing backup? Playing second fiddle to you?"

Sabrina nudges the tallest of the three "Oh hush, I think she means getting her to use her relationship with Mr. Beet to our advantage."

"I didn't mean either of those things!" Mirabelle exasperated. "I meant at being friends! Bein' helpful!"

"OH!" Sabrina smiles "Awwww, thank ya Mirie..."

"Yeah, that's nice, or whatever," Katrina murmurs.

Sabrina looks at the babiest sister "And you're so good at so many things! Like singin...and using your relationship with our boss to our advantage..."

"I wish you'd stop sayin' that!" Mirabelle huffed again. "I'm not doin' that."

"Why stop?" Sabrina asked.

"We like it." Katrina smiled

❛ i never realized how much i needed you until you weren’t there. ❜ (from Katrina and/or Sabrina)

"I'm always gonna be here. What can I help with now? What do you need?"

"You sure?" Sabrina asked, lower lip trembling "You aren't gonna leave us for a solo gig?"

"'Course not! I need my best girls with me!" Mirabelle paused. "C'mon, there's gotta be somethin' I can do to cheer you up."

"Give us lead on a song." Katrina stated, tone serious and flat, point blank.

❛ i don't mind being seen as a weirdo with you. ❜ from sabrina

"You think I'm a weirdo?" Oscar asked her sadly with his bag sad Polish puppy dog eyes.

"Well duh!" She laughs "But weirdo bracket affectionate, ya know?"

"What is this... affectionate bracket you speak of?"

"Like..." Sabrina pauses "...oh, this would be so much easier to show ya if I had hands."

"Should we build some hands?"

Sabrina's eyes lit up like a christmas tree "Yeah, and we could put em on sticks like those freaks with limbs!"

thecharliepincher

❛ now listen, i'l tell you what to do. if you stay here, they’ll find you. i’ll distract them while you get away. ❜ from Katrina and/or Sabrina

This puzzled Chuck E. Pincher. "Aye, why would a nice girl like you do all that?"

Katrina smirked "First of all, I'm not that nice. Second, fuck the popo, as they say."

thecharliepincher

"Oy, a girl after me own heart." Charlie chuckled. "Alright, I s'pose with your help I could make a break for it."

Katrina winked "I gotchu. Just give me the word."

❛ i never realized how much i needed you until you weren’t there. ❜ (from Katrina and/or Sabrina)

"I'm always gonna be here. What can I help with now? What do you need?"

"You sure?" Sabrina asked, lower lip trembling "You aren't gonna leave us for a solo gig?"

❛ see? you have a talent for this. ❜ from ur sissy

"For what?" Katrina raised an eyebrow "Singing backup? Playing second fiddle to you?"

Sabrina nudges the tallest of the three "Oh hush, I think she means getting her to use her relationship with Mr. Beet to our advantage."

"I didn't mean either of those things!" Mirabelle exasperated. "I meant at being friends! Bein' helpful!"

"OH!" Sabrina smiles "Awwww, thank ya Mirie..."

"Yeah, that's nice, or whatever," Katrina murmurs.

Sabrina looks at the babiest sister "And you're so good at so many things! Like singin...and using your relationship with our boss to our advantage..."

❛ i don't mind being seen as a weirdo with you. ❜ from sabrina

"You think I'm a weirdo?" Oscar asked her sadly with his bag sad Polish puppy dog eyes.

"Well duh!" She laughs "But weirdo bracket affectionate, ya know?"

"What is this... affectionate bracket you speak of?"

"Like..." Sabrina pauses "...oh, this would be so much easier to show ya if I had hands."

thecharliepincher

❛ now listen, i'l tell you what to do. if you stay here, they’ll find you. i’ll distract them while you get away. ❜ from Katrina and/or Sabrina

This puzzled Chuck E. Pincher. "Aye, why would a nice girl like you do all that?"

Katrina smirked "First of all, I'm not that nice. Second, fuck the popo, as they say."

❛ see? you have a talent for this. ❜ from ur sissy

"For what?" Katrina raised an eyebrow "Singing backup? Playing second fiddle to you?"

Sabrina nudges the tallest of the three "Oh hush, I think she means getting her to use her relationship with Mr. Beet to our advantage."

❛ i don't mind being seen as a weirdo with you. ❜ from sabrina

"You think I'm a weirdo?" Oscar asked her sadly with his bag sad Polish puppy dog eyes.

"Well duh!" She laughs "But weirdo bracket affectionate, ya know?"

'it's the only haunted-ass building in the place, but okay.' to jimmy from katrina and/or sabrina

"wait, what.. uh... what makes it so haunted?"

"The spirits." Sabrina nodded.

"Ah!" Jimmy practically jumps right out of his gourd skin. "S-s-spirits?!"

Sabrina nodded "And not the nice kind. The ooky spooky kind. From my understanding."

"Is there another kind?"

"Well, yes!! Casper!!!"

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"Whispers linger that it once had sausage gravy…" from Katrina and/or Sabrina

Lovey sighed. "Oh, that sounds lovely, Sabrina. It does seem like none of the restaurants around here sell breakfasts anymore. It's hard being a morning person who isn't a very good cook. We deserve biscuits and gravy too. It's an outrage!"

"I have an idea!" She grins "Do you think Oscar would make us some? If we asked nice?"

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"Ah, well... that might be a problem," Lovey said sheepishly. "You see, Oscar and I... we don't... really, get along, to put it nicely. I may have gotten drunk at a party he catered and... I said I didn't care for his pierogi. We've been mortal enemies ever since. It's really spiraled. I... I've done some things I'm not proud of. It's too late to simply apologize. Besides, his pierogi were too... tough and chewy."

Sabrina gasped "What did you dooooo? I don't know Oscar that well. I wouldn't tell nothin or nobody."

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"Whispers linger that it once had sausage gravy…" from Katrina and/or Sabrina

Lovey sighed. "Oh, that sounds lovely, Sabrina. It does seem like none of the restaurants around here sell breakfasts anymore. It's hard being a morning person who isn't a very good cook. We deserve biscuits and gravy too. It's an outrage!"

"I have an idea!" She grins "Do you think Oscar would make us some? If we asked nice?"

'it's the only haunted-ass building in the place, but okay.' to jimmy from katrina and/or sabrina

"wait, what.. uh... what makes it so haunted?"

"The spirits." Sabrina nodded.

"we've known each other since we were children." from your sissys katrina and sabrina

“Yeah, that’s how siblings work… right?”

"You would think. and yet sometimes..." Sabrina trails off, as Katrina steps in "but we know you better than anyone, wouldn't you say?"

“Uhh, sure.” Mirabelle paused. “Why do you ask?”