[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[swordtit]

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

[yayacyan]

Poor thing, she's dying from cringe 😔

I can't leave comments because of some network error

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[chiptrillino-art]

(ID in ALT Text)

its not like i dislike the canon design! i just... can't help myself ;;;

also aang is my exception to the 'no cape' rule

[ozempicofficial]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[asheijia]

"𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘪... 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦?"

[aerequets]

the dadification continues

[torchbear311]

CAUTION: USELESS WHEN WET

[dreamerandcrazy]

I never was ready,

so I watch you go.

[adelle-ein]

the strongest man alive granted me strength, and that strength remains in my hands.

[neixins]

[ID: a compilation of panels from “yona of the dawn”, focused on parallels between hak and yona. first row: hak getting struck by arrows to protect yona, and yona getting struck by a sword to protect riri. second row: hak holding his glaive up to keishuk’s neck, and yona holding a sword up to kuelbo’s neck. third row: hak embracing yona, and yona embracing riri. fourth row: hak and yona both swinging a weapon with furious expressions. fifth row: hak getting stabbed in the arm to protect yona and zeno, and yona getting struck by a whip to protect riri. end ID.]

[PT: “the strongest man alive granted me strength, and that strength remains in my hands.” end PT.]

[sailorshadzter]

♡  hak & yona  ♡  hand touches  ♡

[neixins]

[ID: a panel from chapter 108 of “yona of the dawn” depicting hak holding a hand up to his head while yona places her hands on his arms to steady him. a text post by angelslant has been edited onto the image; it reads: “when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack”. end ID.]

[coloriza]

Hak and Yona, commissioned by @kaoruhana08

[ratherhavehopewithyou]

If you need me I am not available I’ve died and gone to heaven