Here is my mind

Lover of: advertising, comedy and Richard Simmon's workout tapes.

[katyconroy]

Happy #internationalwomensday I found it fitting to do a little DIY and make a wine glass collar clip. This is my "your gonna lose yourself" if you don't do something while unemployed project, besides writing. And yes, I did just quote Eminem. Let me know if you want one. #diy #style #winenot (at Fatso's Last Stand)

[katyconroy]

Can never go wrong with my blue suede shoes and my #ootd face that looks like someone just farted. #myoutfit #style #fringebag Photo by: @teeborg (at Andersonville, Chicago)

[blingeezen]

Better Get to Livin!

[katyconroy]

Just as everyone is getting into the hohoholiday spirit and freaking out about what to wear to all these festive parties, here's a little tip for ya. Say ya don't have a Xmas sweater because all the garbage human tboxers took them from all the stores. DONTFRETTT! Your Christmas tree skirt will save the day. Guess what?????? It can double as a PONCHO! You heard correct, wrap that shiz around your neck and boom you're the most festive fucker at the party! BOOM- last minute fashion! Photo credit: @carolsen #bestdressed2k15 #fashiontips #imtiredofmyonebananarepublicdressiweartoeverything #yearofponchos

[katyconroy]

#klonopinkaty heads home from the holidays. Back to chicago, chatt you were fun as hell. #klonopineyes #drugged4planes 💊💊💊💊🍷💊💊💊🔪🔪💊💊💊

[katyconroy]

Nothing like champagne and Barbie Q ( that's the pig's names and yes they're on leashes)- my uncle is training them. (at My Little Darlings Alpacas)

[katyconroy]

Come on @frontier__airlines how am i supposed to sleep on this maxi pad you call a tray table???? My Klonopin has kicked in and momma need to pass out. #homefortheholidays (at Chicago O'Hare International Airport)

[katyconroy]

My kinda tag. #elephantfind

[katyconroy]

LOVE and full body pics #laurelence #LOVE #thosearebubbles #wedding1/3 #yeshebuzzedhishair

[katyconroy]

Sick nasty brah you got a girl pregnant. Time to stop negging girls and take daddy time serious! You promised your 8th grade self you wouldn't be like your dad bro. Poundage to dadage!! 👶🏼👶🏽👶🏾👶🏿 #elephantfind

[katyconroy]

I got boob cupped by @taylorswift and I'm not upset about it. #1989worldtour #taylorswift #sheleanedmyway

[katyconroy]

I thought I was really gonna be the new girl in Ukrainian village that had life figured out with my newly bought (today) grocery cart and attire. People would be jealous of how put together I am at the store. UNTIL, I walk four steps out of the grocery store and one of the wheel comes flying off. Ten steps later the other one goes. I had to carry this cart home with the wheels in the cart. Maybe someday.. Maybe someday. #grocerydisasters #typicalkatymove #somedayillhavemylifetogether

[katyconroy]

Burton Silver and Heather Bush found a way to make their agoraphobia lucrative. The creators of "Why Cats Paint" now bring you the Meowtha Graham technique in the absolute safety of their underground bomb shelter, I mean home. #elephantfind

[katyconroy]

DILEMMA!!!! So I've got two super sick nasty Easter parties to go to tomorrow and I don't know what outfit to wear????? HELP #fashionadvice #gottalookgoodeatingdeviledeggs #whichdress #sayyestothedress

[katyconroy]

Someone stole the brand name for a company I wanted to start that sold high end mom jeans and patterned jackets for divorced moms who were lovin life single single (mom) free to mingle after being cheated on.

[katyconroy]

Talented ladies in talented suits.  

[katyconroy]

My eggs this morning looked like what my boobs do when I lay down at the beach. AMIRITE all natural ladies???!! Lololololozzzz