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[katyvo]

pov: you are a chopped contestant

you open your basket and all that is inside is a gun, you intimidate the other chef with it and steal their chicken. you remove the bullet from the gun and pour the gunpowder from the bullet onto the raw chicken. you stare at the raw chicken for twenty nine and a half minutes. you present scott conant with the gunpowder chicken. he takes your gun and pistol whips you with his muscular arms. you die.

[gestopft-deactivated20200103]

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

[stevedusa]

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

[beelzibubbles]

Someone even transcribed it!

[abkvs]

jesus god someone transcribed this i can’t believe it

(for those of u who are new to my house: my cousin is the one playing the chair)

[elodieunderglass]

Transcript for the hearing impaired:

TOOT scoot scoot TOOT scoot scoot

[whispycayenne]

I love this so much

[katyvo]

Have goggles to spare?

If you're in the Pittsburgh area, one of the chemistry professors is taking donations of unneeded goggles (like those you'd use for chemistry labs in undergrad), sterilizing them, and sending them to UPMC for healthcare personnel to use as PPE. If you have goggles that you aren't using, please PM me!

[katyvo]

le don't

@aplpaca, doing a terrible French accent and tipping a fake hat

[katyvo]

sometimes you gotta shove an entire thin mint in your mouth while in the middle of talking on a video conference call and that’s okay

[katyvo]

someone liked this and firefox immediately crashed on my computer. what have i created

[katyvo]

sometimes you gotta shove an entire thin mint in your mouth while in the middle of talking on a video conference call and that’s okay

[babyanimalposts]

[catp0rn]

who scared him?? who

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[teaboot]

I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence

[teaboot]

“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours

[katyvo]

hey op i can relate to this i looked my boss in the eye and told him “i had to choose between the path of convenience and the path of pain. and i chose pain” and walked away without thinking

[animalsnaps]

Dog snaps

[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[woodrider]

Billy Joel - Piano Man

[moonlightlunalaa]

gaypeopletwitter‌:

[katyvo]

i misread this as “Are you trans woman woman?” and i just accepted it

also reminder that TERFs are not welcome here. trans women are women and trans men are men bite me

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[au-kittenby]

How long until Tumblr flags this?

[theperksofneurodivergency]

they won’t cause it’s not flesh coloured

[katyvo]

They haven't stated if they're male or female presenting so they'll be fine

[bluehawk54]

This is the best email I’ve gotten all year

[the-realest-sato-deactivated201]

Am I doing it right

[mrmessgoesnuts]

Ah! You found the free toy inside.

[be-a-snake-stab-your-brother]

“There was one time when we were children. He transformed himself into a snake…”

[katyvo]

I can almost hear the snake’s internal monologue of “???”

[longzone222]

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