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✨ART BLOG: Pidge-the-Witch ✨ Adult (18+) (I'm 30) Genderfluid, Pan, Poly It/it's, They/Them, She/Her Many skills, i dabble in a little everything This blogs pro-fiction and anti-censorship if you disagree you won't like it here. If you're determined to take me in bad faith, then im determined to make you as pissed off as possible. 🌱

[kawaii-pigeon]

Digital Artist

And Crochet!

Commissions always Open, first come first served.

Starting Prices are currently

Bust: 20$

Half body: 40$

Full body: 50$

Illustration: 60$

Add-on for complex backgrounds: 10$

Extra character large: 10$ (another character)

Extra character small: 5$ (pet/pokemon/pal)

Crochet: 30$ for small, custom orders accepted, made to order

Crochet complex: 100+ for large, complex designs.

(please keep in mind, crochet is a handmade skill irreplaceable with machines, each stitch made with even small pieces taking hours of work. If not days of labor)

🌱Hi🌱

Call me Pidge, i do digital art as my hobby! When you buy from me you buy an experience where we'll chat and find what you're looking for! A mood board, ref, or just a description works! I'll give you a fee, (not paid yet) and draw a few irl sketches on my sketchpad. Messy thumbnails that'll get the idea across. Then send pics, for you to pick and then once you pay im locked in!

Each client can get two revisions before i start having to charge 5 bucks.

Want a full body but not the price? Ask for a chibi, (costs the same as a bust)

Working on figuring out if I'll be adding animations to my list of services!

Do you want something a little... Spicy... A little .. hot to handle? Ask me for my Pepper 🌶️ options 😉. (While i will accept any client that owns a paypal, please be advised i only offer Pepper for my 18+ clients)

Do you like selfship? Want something super indulgent? Im your gal! I'll draw you and blorbo doing whatever you want!

Or you want your blorbo as thick as a mountain? Want your blorbi in latex? Transforming? No judgement here.

CAN DO/ HAPPY TO DO:

Furry (my specialty), scalie, humanoids, monsters, mecha, fanart, oc's, fantasy, ship art, Spicy

NOPE/ WONT DO:

Cub/loli/sho

For transparency, your order will be saved and logged.

Want to tip me or show appreciation? Heres my Kofi!

Angry that tumblr likes to strike down spicy content? Me too, follow my bluesky for some raw hot pepper action 🤤.

Wanting to support but lack the means? Reblogs are always appreciated!

Miscellaneous:

Im pro-fiction, any characters drawn are assumed to be aged up unless stated otherwise. Fictional shit is different from irl. Do no harm take no shit💕

Payments acceptable via Zelle, Paypal, and Kofi 💕

[kawaii-pigeon]

Do I love McDonald's breakfast? Yes.

Do i forget every time afterwards I have to do hail marys begging for my life in the restroom? Also yes

[piranes11]

Really love the phrasing "you wouldn't last" in like porn ads and stuff. You would be dust in the wind. you would be crushed and forgotten if you tried to jerk off to this

[ghostace]

more games with romance mechanics should have equivalent friendship mechanics and should stop hiding character lore behind specifically romance

[bixels]

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

[kawaii-pigeon]

I feel like some people need to remember.

Jobs are for paying people money.

Money is so people can live.

Job itself is not inherently political activity. You shouldn't scream and abuse the employees. Some people seem to go 'oh yes that makes sense'

But then fucking throw that mindset out the window if said people work on a show they like or dislike.

"WELL THEY NEED TO DIE FOR THIS REASON-" you sound like a raving dangerous lunatic.

[etoile-perverse]

"i only support kinks if they're consensual 🫤" sorry to upset this certain brand of (usually) anti-kink virtue signallers, but kink is inherently consensual. kink without consent is just rape. kinksters are not more or less likely to rape someone. and no, that kink you find gross or immoral isn't rape, either, it's just a kink that you happen to dislike.

"i only support sex if it's consensual" < well fucking obviously, lad, because "sex without consent" is just rape. when someone says they had sex, you don't immediately question if it was actually secretly rape, do you? so why treat kink and kinksters differently?

[anotherprettyfemme]

not to flirt or anything, but i’d educate myself on your interests just so we could talk about them.

[herssian]

how do you explain to people that spending all your pre-adolescence and adolescent years in such deep depression you didn't expect to make it past 19 and somehow making it to 30 changes your worldview. like i don't need any aspirations, i'm just vibing with my iced coffee that brings me actual joy and contentment. might chuckle at a funny post later. life's simple. it's good

[mons7errr]

if you had a tail, what kind would you want?

long, fluffy (wolf, snow leopard)

short, fluffy (rabbit)

long, skinny (spider monkey)

short, skinny (most docked canines)

marine animal tail (whale, shark, fish)

feathered tail (bird)

scaled tail (reptiles, or armadillos perhaps)

hairless tail (sphinx?)

i don't want a tail (LAME!)

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

[transgender-vulture]

Yall have got to get more comfortable with people expressing kinks and i am not kidding

Some of yall would see a horror movie advertised, go see it, then complain to the manager about how horrifying it was.

If a post is properly tagged you have nothing to complain about. If it isnt for you that's not a moral failing. Its just not for you.

"OH but its in PUBLIC" difference is youre basically passing someone in public, seeing someone wear clothes you dont like, and instead of just walking by and leaving it be you decided to forcefully change their wardrobe to your tastes.

Kink is neutral. Its not a moral failing. And people do not have to hide their kinks away into the depths of their mind. People are allowed to express it. You have the opportunity to opt out by blocking and moving on.

This blog is very pro kink. Extremely so. I myself am into teratophilia and exhibitionism.

If youre not okay with your allies wearing pup masks youre no different than the people who say being openly trans is sexual harassment.

[seraphtrevs]

I think a lot of fandom's problems would be solved if more people who need some kind of religious structure in their lives actually found an appropriate faith tradition and stopped trying to derive a moral code and a reason for living from movies and TV shows. You can't have a fun conversation about art with someone who is treating that art like their sacred text, particularly when they become enraged that the blasphemous show runners and writers are destroying the True Religion by putting in a subplot they don't like

[depsidase]

[kawaii-pigeon]

AYY THEY ROLLED BACK BLUESKY ID VERIFICATION WE ARE SO BACK

[kawaii-pigeon]

You ever put in some earring and think

Ah shit, itchy.

[regal-bones]

Creatures of the Continent

HOOKJAW HERMIT (PAGUROIDEA NERKA)

LOST BLADES (FERRUM MONOCEROS)

LAKE MAJESTY (CYGNUS MONARCHA)

WHALEWALKER (VERSIPELLIS ORCINUSTHROPIA)

BLOODWYRM (DRACO HEMOCRACIA)

(Click creature name for lore!) (Size chart) (Continent Map)

You can support me on Patreon for £1 and help me make stuff like this!

[damnfandomproblems]

Fandom Problem #16,223:

Me @ every big anti account in my fandoms: You are probably going to be a very "successful" fandom person. But you're gonna go through life thinking that other fandom people don't like you because you're a "saint" and they're sinners and I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.