Zero

Ace. Adult who shouldn't be allowed to adult. Crazy cat lady with only one cat. peruser of meme's. Diagnosed autistic. Sometimes I do art. This blog is a fandom garbage dump and I'm sorry.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

[animentality]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[thai-gl-polls]

Pick one:

I'm Friendly 🙂

Do Not Pet 🤚

I'm Nervous 😵‍💫

Margaritaville 🍹

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[kirbyofthestars]

we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything

[impossiblycyberenthusiast]

op is actually napstablook from hit indie game Undertale (1915)

[impossiblycyberenthusiast]

I MEANT 2015

[e350tb]

playing undertale in the trenches with the lads before the Big Push

[furryprovocateur]

i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them

[furryprovocateur]

this author's use of imagery is so questionable

[furryprovocateur]

i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one

[furryprovocateur]

[letslipthehounds]

I feel like this is important information about this post.

[homunculus-argument]

I'm gonna get one of those old-fashioned squeezable horn bike bells as my secondary, but attaching a 3d printed aztec war whistle on it. So if someone's so accustomed to traffic sounds that they can successfully tune out the frantic ringing of a bike bell while meanderingly zig-zagging on the bike path, they're about to hear a sound like they've never heard before.

Respect the bell or receive the yell.

[pukicho]

Currently attempting the eat four egg sandwiches at 2am challenge. wish me luck.

[pukicho]

Hey guys, why do I have a giant fucking headache?

[cripplepunk-sylveon]

how much salt did you put on those eggs? and, have you had anything to drink since then?

[pukicho]

oowwwwww. ouchhhh

[pukicho]

whats happening to meee

[shiny-cradily]

[janegumball]

⭐️Through the Generations⭐️

Happy to share that these will be unlockable pin designs in my upcoming pony pin kickstarter!

Sign up to be notified when the KS goes live 💕

[pmamtraveller]

Xenomorph frogs sculptures by Li Changchun

[cipheramnesia]

I need a polite way to email multiple people in a business environment that says, "Are you having an AI chat write your email replies? Because these are incoherent sentences and if it's a chatbot, I need you to stop."

[cipheramnesia]

I'm not trying to accuse anyone of communicating like an angry toddler with zero sense of object permanence, but I have received an awful lot of communications which ask for help with "it" while not specifying what "it" is, or asking me to send something while telling me they have it in the same sentence.

[cipheramnesia]

some mixed signals

[glendathegoodone]

[enchantingcheesecakepersona]

[rosesonkittens]

I've always written everything by hand before typing. Staring at a blank word document doesn't inspire the words to come.

But a blank paper and a blue pen and the words come at a steady pace.

[panaeolus-fimicola]

Frontiers | Handwriting but not typewriting leads to widespread brain connectivity: a high-density EEG study with implications for the class

As traditional handwriting is progressively being replaced by digital devices, it is essential to investigate the implications for the human

aaaand here's a link to the paper :)

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[rebel-hunk-enjoyer]

The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.

At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?

I hate it here, actually.

[fangirltothefullest]

Yeah we shouldn't have to play mind games and 4d chess with a doctor to be treated.

[twogoatseatingsilverware]

[rcktpwr]

easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury