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Sarina • 18 • Half Japanese • Half American • Full Confused Adult

[ignited-night-deactivated201305]

[tiktokarchive]

[yimmypee]

ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations

[somethinginsideyourhead]

dude

[faggot-man]

inigo montoya’s “i want my father back you son of a bitch” in response to “i’ll give you anything you want” was the original “then perish” and i refuse to tolerate the erasure of that amazing scene

[televisionandchill-deactivated2]

[nochillsteve-archived-deactivat]

#ICONIC™

[veryfunnymemes]

[valtsv]

hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???

villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i'm actually trying really hard here man

hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh

[awidevastdominion]

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

[fini-mun]

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

[my-cat-said-no]

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[valtsv]

me: okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? because i'm getting mixed signals here

vampire: my fangs are literally inches from your throat right now

me: uh, yeah? and???

[alwaysbewoke]

STOLEN!

[icecream-noodle]

This is from a kids history comedy.

[mwagneto]

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

[forsomepaper]

[smooththegoofyshark]

Every time I see this post it's a different depressed child

[srsfunny]

[unclewhisky-deactivated20150726]

“We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it.”

[jueki]

[dslite-deactivated20191102]

i bought sims 4 and it sucks ass big time but at least it gives me the ability to get my boyfriend pregnant

[dslite-deactivated20191102]

we had triplets and i accidentally deleted one

[scavengerhuntsman]

this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen