i like eggs

[catpickles-explosion]

There are too many Bills in this movie...

[rhinco]

IT: Chapter Two needs huge trigger warnings

if you're planning to go see IT, please take the following into account:

- flashing lights. so many. and no warnings for them.

- homophobic hate crimes. and i don't just mean 'comments and slurs'. homophobic VIOLENCE. and it's pretty extreme.

- suicide. no warning for that one either

- blood. there's so much blood.

please add on if anyone can think of anything else

(also to be clear, i very much enjoyed the movie, but it really needs a disclaimer at the start)

[kaybisquick]

If you need a blood trigger warning, you shouldn't be watching this movie in the first place. Sorry not sorry

[fuckyourdreamsspreadmymemes]

BIG TRIGGER WARNING FOR IT: CHAPTER TWO

Just got back from watching the film, no spoilers, (this is the OPENING SCENE of the movie) but the film includes a GRAPHIC homophobic hate crime, very similar to what actually happened to a gay couple JUST THIS YEAR in June. Slurs are used and the assault is all on screen, ending in one if the character's death. Please be prepared if you intend to watch It: Chapter Two, I was not aware and am very upset with the movie as these characters were "insignificant" to the plot anyway, and had NOTHING to do with the movie besides pointing out that people were homophobic in the 80's. (duh)

[kaybisquick]

It was literally the first scene in the book. Yes, they should have been more relevant to the plot, but it wasn't totally out of the blue. It happened in the book.

[justcatposts]

[respectwomen-deactivated2021102]

I first read this as “proof that cats are lizards” and I was very confused about how these were lizard poses.

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5

[incognegroo]

I’m outta here

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alyssemazakian)

[humorstaff]

[blackfairypresident]

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

[ourspecial]

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. 

[spikespiegell]

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

[cursedcatimages]

[itsfunnytome]

[powerbottom-illbreakyou-deactiv]

the ol’ razzle dazzle

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can genuinely switch someone’s breathing from automatic to manual just by saying it.

[kaybisquick]

Bastard

[catsbeaversandducks]

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

[epicsheebs]

[nerd-nugget]

Hangry

[robeblr]

Well that’s a fucking mood

[avocadobananas]

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

[gaysyriidley-deactivated2022112]

The Haunting Of Hill House (Dir. Mike Flanagan 2018)