When I'm on stimulants I am so happy and never want the day to end.
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@kaydencloudtweaker
When I'm on stimulants I am so happy and never want the day to end.
CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH GUIDANCE: POSTED 05/06/2018
STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – POST #1 IN MY SERIES
BUDGETING:
50/30/20/RULE:
For the person already living life, this is an essential rule of thumb:
- 50% to Needs: utilities, rent, food, car insurance (never buy a car on credit/payments and be required to pay collision coverage: only buy a used, 3-8 years old; Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck), gas, clothes allowance, etc. Essentials needed to live!
- 20% to Savings & Investment: used to pay bank loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what eats you alive causing you to NEVER pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments!
- 30% to Wants: vacations (limit one per year – do day trips for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as saving for a house: if you need the monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8 years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “Wants”.
Two methods to keep you on track:
- The spread sheet method: this is where you track your budget in MS Excel.
- The envelope method: this is where you assign envelopes labeled by each expense.
EMERGECY FUND:
This where you have a bank savings account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “all” your monthly bills in the event of a job lose or an illness: you are NEVER to dip into this unless you are in a dire straight situation.
Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed.
SAVINGS & INVESTMENT:
- Start saving for an emergency fund first.
- Do not use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again! But do have it on the account – in the event of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card and carry a balance.
- Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…stay tuned!
- Start investing in my ”ALL PURPOSE” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early 60’s.
- Start investing in my designated Model Mutual Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be revealed at a later date!
CREDIT CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT:
- Establish a credit history at 18 years old before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college: now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt card through Capital One.com or a similar lender. And do not forget to get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a local bank using a co-signer to qualify for the loan.
As you SLOWLY establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through Discover.com and/or Capital One.com.
HAVE YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? – CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME.
- Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or CD account:
Not all banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong:
BANK OF AMERICA: This is a “fee city” bank. You name it, they have a fee attached
TD BANK: This is a bank with convoluted morals. Good luck banking in this environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick at!
- If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee ($180.00 a year!).
You are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking needs.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018!
Coke at work has made me the fastest employee 😂😂😂
Tweaker Problem #3862
When you tweak on something and get really focused and then you look at the clock and realize youve been sitting in an uncomfortable position and doing the same thing for 6 hours.
Smoking in the dark trying to be quiet
*click…. Click… Click* god dammit.
Ain’t nothin mutha fuckin louder than a tweaker tyna be quiet
😂😂😂😂😂
Well then…
Ocean eyes
Its a Tumblr blunt. Pass it on. Dont mess up the rotation B
Pass it on!!
*knocks on your screen*
Here.
My fault, I was zoned…
its good bruh, yo… YOO!… here.
it’s so crazy that not everyone is a drug addict or an alcoholic like what the hell do you do all fucking day watch the weather
i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
Fr tho
If you’re eating right now,
put. it. down.
put it away. even if it’s just a little bit. that can be your snack for tomorrow.
now go get a bottle of water.
drink it while you scroll through tumblr.
you’re not allowed to put down your phone until you’re done drinking it.
now look up.
don’t you feel better about yourself?
aren’t you glad you didn’t finish the food, and instead drank some water?
don’t you feel healthier?
remember this feeling next time you’re mindlessly eating.
it just takes a moment of self-awareness for you to make the better choice.
progress is repetition.
I’ll try it until I’m dead
I've tried it so much amd often that I just ended up giving up on trying and just dealt with the shit. I failed the ultimate fail 😂😂😂