Sure

I got pretty good content (jk it's trash)

[snowdarkred]

so, uh

did anyone tell steve after he woke up from the ice that cigarettes cause cancer??

like 

did that make the list of things they told him about or was it relegated to the list of things they didn’t bother with, like the fucking moon landing

[snowdarkred]

steve rogers after the battle of new york: well that was stressful, anyone got a smoke i can bum?

everyone who grew up with anti-smoking PSAs: uh, you know those things can give you asthma, right?

steve rogers, asthmatic who was prescribed cigarettes by a doctor in the 40s: what

[ruinedchildhood]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[yeagerbabe-deactivated-blog]

Viktuuri: *Is Canon*  Me to Ereri: 

[re-unknown]

ORIGINAL VIDEO By: atenahena

pls watch all the videos are gold!!!!

[re-unknown]

ORIGINAL VIDEO By: atenahena

pls watch all the videos are gold!!!!

[im-always-a-slut-for-ereri]

Concept: Mermaid au. Only Eren isn’t a weak frilly tropical mermaid, while Levi’s the big bad deep water mermaid. Eren’s a poisonous lion fish tropical mermaid and no one goes near him because basically everything single part of him is poisonous as shit. Levi can because his skin is tough enough that he won’t accidentally be poked by Eren’s spikes but if Eren really wanted to he could kill Levi.

OR. Eren’s the deep water, scar covered, glowy shark mermaid while Levi’s the pretty poisonous tropical mermaid.

[erericultist-deactivated2020082]

Sunkissed tropical brunette merboy jaeger here to steal all our hearts

[im-always-a-slut-for-ereri]

And then poisons us all

[erericultist-deactivated2020082]

Levi be the most intoxicated ;)

In other ways ;)

[im-always-a-slut-for-ereri]

People: No one can get near Eren, he’s extremely poisonous and deadly

Levi:

[masked-mayhem]

depression: who would ever love you?

me: 

[thefloatingstone]

Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more

The sweatdrop

Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.

Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.

When they do the anime face thing

Making characters squishy

the dignity laugh

[czarryy]

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

[boredzoi]

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

[castielismycherrypie]

Best advice ever

[kalanicarter]

Just adorbs

[xyuwa]

#rough sex with eren can be troublesome #just like everything else 

[bumpernums]

Me, watching Mitch call Dean, out at the kitchen fucking table in his OWN HOUSE with no fear for his life:

[sekai-roronoa]

Mitch : Nice hands spots

Jonas : Thanks?

Mitch : I bet they’d look better wrapped around my-

Sidney : *shouting and covering Jonas’ ears* WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE JESUS HALLELUJAH

@smokeplanet

[mitjoisperfect]

Mitch is a super cool Badass Boyfriend™ around his friends: his arm slung around jonas' shoulders, he's always either smirking or scowling, he kisses him in this rough way that always leaves Jonas red-faced bc They're Kissing In Front Of People Heck. However, if you're sneaky, you catch Mitch kissing Jonas in his favorite way, which is all soft breaths and curling fingers gently along his jaw and brushing noses. like he fucking just,,, cradles Jo's face and kisses all his freckles

This is precious omg. I have nothing else to add. It’s perfect.

[mitjo-deactivated]

Mitch: I’m not gonna fall for Jonas

Jonas: *smiles*

Mitch: 

[gaymitchmueller]

You: Jonas Wagner

Mitchell Mueller, an intellectual: g l o w b u g