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Vhat is this?

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        ‘Vhat is problem here—?’ Everything really. He couldn’t understand how one person could be so dense to the situation. Finitevus was almost tempted to let him go to give a proper explanation, but his temper was already flaring and he dug those teeth in deeper.

        ❝SSHWWINE—❞ he hissed with a full mouth. Though he should of expected it, hitting the wall caught him off guard. Disoriented, his grip lessened until there was no longer a finger in his mouth. 

        He tasted terrible anyways. 

        Rubbing at his head, he shot the other a pointed look. ❝You jabbed your finger into my eye, sschwachsinnige. Kindly see you do not do that again or that entire hand is coming off.❞

[kazimir-medvedj]

"Is eye? IS STUPID EYE!", he growled and shook the pain from his finger. "Who ever hear of squid with three eye?" He stared at the echidna.

"Een fact, who ever heard of squid with black eye?" A broad smile crossed his muzzle. "In fact, I don't think you squid at all."

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        ❝What. No, I don’t. I look echid—❞

        Finitevus squirmed. He had his doubts, but maybe the other just wasn’t aware that he was currently poking his third eye. And the damned thing hurt too. Was the stranger trying to poke the thing out?

        The logical thing to do was to lash out and bite the finger and stay there until he apologized— which he did. It seemed like a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

[kazimir-medvedj]

"Chto za huy!", the gigantic bear growled. With very little effort he swung his arm, echidna and all, up against the nearest wall. 

"ZHOPA! Vhat is problem here!?", Kazimir roared. "Liet go or I rip your arms out of socket!"

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        His eyes narrowed. Certain people—? 

        Wait— ❝… Plain vodka? By itself?❞ Finitevus didn’t appear to be much of a drinker did he? A little wine here and there was the most of his alcohol intake, really.  A wan smile, ❝I’d love to but I do like my liver intact— I will have to pass.❞ A pause. ❝I am not a squid either.❞

[kazimir-medvedj]

"Veakling...", he muttered, completely unimpressed and took another swig. 

"You look like squid." He poked the ugly little walking sea creature on the head, finger pressing on center of that silly little diamond. Kazimir wasn't pushing hard--well, he didn't think he was. Then again the bear didn't know his own strength half the time.

"If not squid then octopus maybe?"

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        The echidna blinked up at the other, frowning at the bottle. That makes something else great grandfather could bond over. Aurora— Did this stranger always have alcohol on the ready?

        ❝I’d argue that most of our doors froze over last night from the bitter cold but if you are from Ice Cap then I suppose I have nothing to say.❞ Nothing to banter back with that wasn’t pointless anyways— Finitevus had visited the place just once before and it really wasn’t so bad. Sure, anything liquid froze over in half an hour but he’d take the cold over heat any day. 

        ❝Important,❞ he mused. ❝I see. As long as it doesn’t involve me under your foot, then by all means. Were you looking for somewhere in particular?❞ 

[kazimir-medvedj]

"Dah. Is my job to seek certain people."

The bear caught sight of the smaller one eyeing his drink. He bent down and waved the bottle in front of Finitevus' face, swishing the contents around. 

"You vant some leetle squid?", Kazimir boomed. "Drinking is good time no matter vhat, but always more fulfilling vhen vith someone else."

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        —Oddly enough, this huge behemoth of a bear vaguely reminded Finitevus of his great grandfather. They’d hit it off rather quickly, he mused dryly.

        He ran his fingers through his quills, eyeing the other. ❝—Right. I’m sure you have important— …bear things to get to but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious. Mobian like yourself are scarcely seen in this part of the zone, you know.❞

[kazimir-medvedj]

"Dah--I am very important man.", he muttered and whipped a bottle of Vodka out from the inside of his huge red fur coat. "I am heer on business from Ice Cap. Veather here is terrible. Is too hot."

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Leetle octopus. Get out from underneath feet.

        —Goodness. He actually had to strain his neck to look up at this beast of a mobian. Even that mute polar bear from awhile back wasn’t nearly this large.

        "… I am not an ocotpus,” he felt compelled to say. “Perhaps you should watch where you step.”

[kazimir-medvedj]

"Vhatever you say leetle octopus. You should not get underneath feet of giant bear. Vould be painful for boot to squish you."

He let out a laugh from deep in his belly. 

"Ah--but vould not hurt me! Although vould be pain in ass getting off bottom of boot."

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