*Aggressively Kazoos*

A crack Narrator Chara blog.

[thefirstchild-blog]

“I would appreciate that.” Wonderful, truly wonderful.

[kazoochara-blog]

They have already started playing on their kazoo.

[kazoochara-blog]

“I’m pretty sure I just trolled an Asriel with his favorite song... by linking him to a Kazoo remix.”

[thefirstchild-blog]

“True, but this was a strange turn of events.” WHOOPS.

[kazoochara-blog]

“If you decide to keep Rick Rolling everyone, I’ll provide background music on my kazoo.”

[kazoochara-blog]

“WHY ARE PORN BLOGS FOLLOWING ME?! FRISK AND I ARE SIX AND SEVEN YEAR OLDS! ARE YOU PEDOPHILES?!”

[thefirstchild-blog]

“…Did I actually trick myself into singing publicly.” Holy crap. What the hell.

[kazoochara-blog]

“That’s more public trolling than singing. You were helping others Rick Roll everyone.”

[kazoochara-blog]

“Mun made Frisk kick another muse into doing work... Seeing a seven foot tall bara kick death is funny.”

[kazoochara-blog]

I think you should be a professional, like, kazoo player. Or something. Whatever's close to a kazoo. I dunno, I was never in band.

“I would do that if I wasn’t a ghost.” They do like the praise of the kazoo playing skills though.

Anonymously send my muse what yours really thinks of them

[kazoochara-blog]

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[ultradepressedskeleton-deactiva]

* “sure, why not? we can go to my place and play some games.”

* The only question was, would this kid even fit through his front door?

[kazoochara-blog]

“Is there a shortcut you can use to get me indoors. I do not think your brother would appreciate a hole in the wall.” Chara had to do all the shopping for them.

[ultradepressedskeleton-deactiva]

* Because that would solve all his problems with this.

* “…thanks? that’d be one less bother.”

* Keyword being ‘one’. Oh well, that kid can’t be the worst thing he’s ever dealt or going to deal with. Still a mystery was the seven foot tall, very unrealistically muscular child before him.

* He cleared his non-existent throat. “so, uh, you wanna go eat or somethin’? i wasn’t aware i’d have a frisk-sitting job, so i didn’t have anything particular in mind to do with you…”

[kazoochara-blog]

“I ate not that long ago.” They did not need any food right now. Though they did appreciate the offer. “We can play a game or watch tv if you want.”

Chara gave them a fun card game not too long ago. It was called Apples to Apples.

[alittleflowertoldme-a]

kazoochara replied to your post:      “WHAT DOES NSFK MEAN? NOW SELLING FOUR…

“nsfk stands for Not Safe for Kids.”

He takes a moment to process this information.

      “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? BECAUSE I’M IN THE MARKET FOR A NICE        CUDDLY KITTEN, AND IT WOULD BE VERY CONVENIENT IF IT STOOD FOR        ‘NOW SELLING FOUR KITTENS’ INSTEAD.”

[kazoochara-blog]

“I’m completely sure. Though being able to buy kittens would be nice. nsfk usually means someone is about to say something a child shouldn’t hear. Like dirty words.”

[ultradepressedskeleton-deactiva]

* Wow. They were more of a prankster than him. And not the fun kind, it seemed; they were the irritating kind.

* Well, memes are fine. Bothering him with kazoo playing, however… 

* …Challenge accepted.

* “not sure if i’d be okay taking the blame for the spaghetti puns or not…”

[kazoochara-blog]

“Chara always signs their pun notes with their name. So your brother might just be searching for them instead. And I can tell them not to bother you when you’re napping.” They stand up, a few joints cracking loudly.

[ultradepressedskeleton-deactiva]

* “oh boy… can’t wait until i become a victim.”

* Because that will be a joy to deal with. Judging by what this Frisk had said, Chara seemed like an absolute gem.

* “what’re they going off to do, exactly?”

[kazoochara-blog]

“They will send you lots of memes and sneak up on you to Rick Roll you on the Kazoo, or play something else. They like annoying songs for trolling too.” They want to pick this Sans up. “Chara never hurts anyone... They might also fill your brother’s room with notes that have spaghetti puns written on them.”

[ultradepressedskeleton-deactiva]

* “doesn’t ring a bell… or a kazoo,” he shrugged.

* Looks like some of the other Sans-es had met these two. Part of him wondered how exactly that went down.

* “thanks for the info. that’s a relief, since something is tellin’ me it wouldn’t have been knife to meet them if they were different… it’d probably have been a bloody disaster, you know what i mean?”

* Sans. Stop.

[kazoochara-blog]

“Chara doesn’t use knives unless it is to cut pies. They’re a pacifist like me...” They tilt their head, neck cracking as it moved. They were being friendly still. “Chara says trolling different Sans on the undernet is more fun than trying to fight people.”

Hopefully this Sans wasn’t one of the ones Chara trolled.

[kazoochara-blog]

They kick down the door and begin Rick Rolling all of their alternates on the kazoo. They’re waiting until the finish to give the signal for their partner to make their own entrance.

They pause for a minute after finishing the song and took in all the expressions before moving onto phase two. They begin playing a new song on their kazoo.

The wall starts bowing inwards for several seconds like something was trying to go through it. Though it stops as the ground shakes like something heavy was walking on it.

Not even a second later Frisk comes crashing down through the ceiling, sinking deeply into the ground. They climb out and stand at their full seven feet of height. And open their mouth to speak in their toddler-like voice. “Hello.”

[ultradepressedskeleton-deactiva]

* “alright, see ya, uh…”

* Wait a minute. Who was that?

* Finding no time to ask before they’d left, Sans turned back to Frisk. Their voice was definitely mismatched with their body, but the skeleton guessed that if he commented he would be in for a very bad time.

* “good to know,” he grinned, still trying to process exactly what was going on.

[kazoochara-blog]

“You’re not the Sans Chara rick rolled on the Kazoo are you?” They kneel down to try and be at eye level. Their normal way of reaching eye level might freak him out after all. “They’re really nice and seem to be more fond of pranks and memes than anything.”