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just a place to submit fun ideas about the video game Kingdom Come Deliverance and it's characters! anon is always on don't be shy :)

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JCBP

i've noticed a couple of people posting their (what seems to be) headcanons for the game in the confessions group but people seemed a little confused about why they posted lol! buuut i also noticed that there wasn't a specific headcanons blog for KCD like all the cool fandoms way back used to have so i thought i'd make one! feel free to ask away, i would love to hear everyone's thoughts!! let's talk about our knight dollies together!!

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my cat farts horribly in his sleep sometimes (seriously, you’d think gates to hell would’ve opened for how bad the stink is) and so i think mutt does that too sometimes. henry is suffering. hans is in agony.

#87

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henry needing to drink before getting with bianca had less to do with his sexuality and more to do with being pressured to be with her in the first place (both his ma and pa wanted him to marry her someday)

#86

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Henry talks to Pebbles and other horses like they're people, Hans talks to horses like they're little puppies. Sam thinks they're both absolutely insane.

#85

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Sorry if you sent in an anon ask and it was not posted! There was another anon requesting that I not post their ask and as my phone refreshed after, I accidentally deleted another unrelated ask :( My apologies everyone hopefully it won't happen again ❤️‍🩹if anon remembers what they sent and put it through again, I would be happy to post it for them <3

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So there is a perk where sleeping on worse beds u sleep better in KCD1 so i like to think after Radzig "claims" him and u sleeping in the castle, they find him sleeping on the floor since its more comfortable to him the

same with waking up super early compared to the nobles

#84

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thought about how cute it would be if janosh ends up hearing about henry's nickname sourdough and loves it so much he teaches henry the art of sourdough bread making! it's incredibly useful after the siege of suchdol when everyone needs to get their energy back up :)

#83

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i think henry has thin hair .. when I look at him I just don't see a man who has luscious locks!!

#82

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since the first two games take place over like 3 months, i genuinely think IF they do a kcd3 then it will be the liberation of wenceslas and the end of the war, since its like a month after the end of kcd2 historically. i don't think they're going to touch the hussite wars tbh.

#81

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not really an headcannon but imagine kcd3’s player character is hans’ and jitka’s son ! (and the events of the first 2 games are framed as henry telling his adventures to his godson)

#80

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I headcanon Henry as having saggy ass at the beginning from being the lazybone. But after training and horseriding he would have a whole cake factory there that would put Hans' natural buns into shame

#79

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how do they text? i think henry texts in full sentences with proper punctuation. hans almost exclusively sends voice notes and gifs. radzig is also full sentences with proper punctuation but he does voice to text and it ends up being paragraphs.

Zizka sends a singular 'K.' for every 10 messages sent to him.

#78

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I hc that hans talks about wenches as much as he does mainly because he wants to seem more masculine thus to be taken seriously and/or not to give away his true sexuality. Kcd generally takes place in THE peak patriarchy times, with all the christian values as cherry on top too (and by that I mean rampant homophobia). He's very young, very beautiful and rich, so no doubt many women actually want him and do have him despite how cringey he is. But talking and bragging about it just screams SO much insecurity to me. Because we know for a fact that it's really not his priority. When it's declared he's getting married, he, drunk and heartbroken tells the rabbi how he wanted to prove himself worthy first. So I really do think it's mainly for a show to gain a twisted kind of "alpha male" respect AND an attempt to lie first to himself that he's not attracted to men too

#77

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Hans constantly bringing up seducing girls with Henry as a "no homo" deflection is OUT

Hans constantly bringing up seducing girls together because ever since Henry told him what happened when he got wasted with Godwin he hasn't stopped thinking about it is IN (he thinks it's about the girls & camaraderie)

That or they did end up fucking girls in the same room on a night out, which he similarly can't stop fixating on. Must be because sharing girls was hot? Really nice girls, very pretty.

Bisexual dumbass culture is so beautiful God bless us all

#76

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i think henry still has to read out loud for a while after first learning how to read. he can probably manage just mouthing out the words by the time he hits kcd2, but he absolutely annoyed the monks in sasau when he had to murmur to himself the entire time he translated latin. completely ruined the quiet library vibes and everything.

#75

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sure the uzhitz scribe taught Henry how to read, but where did Henry learn how to write? AT THE MONASTERY!! he was copying manuscripts! so my headcanon is that Henry has an extremely beautiful blackletter-like handwriting

#74

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Hans strikes me as left-handed. idk why, it just feels right to me. I’m not sure if left-handedness was “corrected” in 15th century Bohemia, or if weapons training was standardized to be right-hand only, but since he dominantly uses his right hand in the game, I like to imagine he had to learn how to be ambidextrous.

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