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[mileycyyrus]

i think it was a personal win that my team didn't have cole sprouse on it. -- ah, i'm just kidding... kinda. that podcast he was on last month had me giving major side eye. but i'm down for a rematch any time that you are!

[kcneti]

hey!!! cole is my best friend. don't talk to him like that --- hahaha! we can rematch, but i don't want to break your heart if i win.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[kcneti]

i don't know about you but i'd be an awesome scott mccall. as much as i love tyler posey, he needs to be fired if i want my dream to come true. @codvchristian

[kcneti]

i just wanted to remind you that the riverdale team beat your family in that search party game jimmy fallon hosted. that moment still makes me proud. @mileycyyrus

[kcneti]

hello, roomie. we are on day 3 and you still haven't shown me your tits. am i doing something wrong? @haleyluuu

[kcneti]

i haven't heard from you all day. why is that? have you recovered from your hangover yet? wake up! @noacentineo

[maimitchell]

i don't know, i just thought you'd forgot that or something. I snuck out midway through the movie and went to bed. But I'm feeling better today. Thank you for checking.

[kcneti]

i may be an idiot, but it's not easy for me to forget things about you. i loved you. sure... are you enjoying yourself?

[maimitchell]

How do you know it wasn't real?

[kcneti]

don't be silly. i know you. you get nervous at events like that. are you feeling better?

[kcneti]

you looked good last night... miss seeing you smile, even if it's fake. @maimitchell

[haleyluuu]

haleyluwho: someone sent me a glass of wine on this flight and i've been smitten ever since. secret admirer, please show yourself. i need a summer romance! ☀️

[kcneti]

kj_apa: @haleyluwho you’re welcome 😎

[wells-hannah]

FRIENDS ( 1994 - 2004 ) ↳ season 3 episode 25

[maimitchell]

featuring @kcneti

[netflixoriginalseriesandfilms]

📸 by Maarten de Boer  for #glamstheticseries)

[maimitchell]

featuring @kcneti

[haleyluuu]

Cole was like my brother, but I chose Lili in the divorce. Is she an option to love more because, you're almost like too sexy for me. Like if I look too long I may actually combust. So it's better to divert my gaze all together.

[kcneti]

i'm team switzerland. i love both of them. it's difficult for me to choose between my best friend and my best girl friend. too sexy for you, aye? that's cute. that's okay, because you're too beautiful for me. the beauty of your face blinds me!

[kcneti]

[text] oh well lucky me, what ever did i do to deserve this? [text] okay taylor swift, you don't have to drop everything now but i do love the enthusiasm. If you come to see me I'll take you out on the town. I'd offer to take you to an NZ bar to get some food from home but looks like LA only has Aussie bars. That's the closet you're getting to a taste of home.

[ text ]: i don't know, but you're pretty. there is nothing better than spending time with pretty girls. ayeee. [ text ]: my boy is with his mom this week. ideally, i'll arrive in LA in the morning. until then, don't get too drunk. not without me, anyway. the lack of NZ bars is frustrating.

[kcneti]

why do i get the impression that you love me more than you love cole? it's okay... only weird teenagers love cole. at least you have taste. @haleyluuu

[kcneti]

[text] because you're still a little shit. [text] pretty please with a cherry on top 🥺😘

[ text ]: only somtimes. mostly to you 😹 [ text]: fine, i'll drop everything JUST FOR YOU. you better take me on a date once i get there.

[kcneti]

[text] 🇦🇺 🦘 ❤️ > 🇳🇿 🥝💩 [text] love ya kaje! [text] come back to la and hang out with me 🥺

[ text ]: WHY DID YOU ADD THE POOP EMOJI?!?!?! [ text ]: love you too, dork. [ text ]: i might consider it if you ask nicely.