Humiliation Task.
Time to make you sound dumb. No one takes you seriously anyway, lets help reinforce their beliefs about you. You should be abandoning all your friends for porn anyway, they distract you.. This will help them distance themselves from a dumb loser like you.
Go to your phone. Click on settings, then general, then keyboard. You’re going to sound so so dumb after this, no one will want to hang out with a loser like you.
Firstly, click off to auto-capitalization, auto-correct, check spelling, predictive and smart punctuation. You’ve relied on these aids for so long, your punctuation and spelling are going to seem piss poor compared to normal people. But maybe you’re naturally good at spelling, even with auto correct etc providing assistance etc. People won’t think you’re dumb, you just made a mistake or two. That won’t do. We need to punish you for spelling correctly, for not being dumb.
Click on text replacement. We’re going to change your vocabulary so that if you choose to spell a word properly, your phone will change it into something dumb sounding. The only way not to change it is to spell it wrong. You’ll have to choose, send a text that sounds like it was written by a 16 year old girl, or a text by someone who doesn’t know how to spell or use basic English. Either way, people will be laughing about you behind your back, judging you. And you’ll be jerking off to the thought of it. Oh, and as you write, some things that change wont be grammatically correct. Don’t delete it. If you wrote “if you want to” and it comes out “if u wanna 2″ then that’s how it is. So dumb sounding. Perfect for a dumb loser like you. Never use delete any more. Keep all your mistakes in.
In the phrase section, you’ll write the new replacement word. In shortcut, you’ll type the correct spelling of the word you meant to type.
Your list of words to input are below. Once you’re done, jerk until your almost leaking. Write a text to the hottest girl in your contacts, choosing whether to spell a word wrong and sound like an illegible idiot or spell it right and sound like a brainless bimbo. Then hit send. Goon knowing she’s confused as fuck deciphering your text. Phrase Shortcut
amazee - amazing ny - any ny1 - anyone r - are 8 - ate b - be hawt - beautiful bcuz - because thinkin bout boys n stuff - bored booooring - boring kewl - cool deffo - definitely stoopid - dumb evry - every evry1 - everyone 4 - for gawd - god hiii - hey ewww, gross - horrible well jel - jealous no - know lil’ - little liek - like luv - love #blessed - lucky $$$ - money KK - OK 1 - one bae - partner/wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend (|Do it for each one) ppl - people purr-fect - perfect pix - picture plz - please probs - probably rando - random super - really was like - said so like - so sum - some soz - sorry totes - such thnx - thanks the, um, - the 2 - to ur - your fugly - ugly wanna - want wat - what wiv - with u - you ,like OMG!!!! - ! ????? - ?
would luv a full dictionary wiv more words to replace, like OMG!!!
I was shook when I saw how many words were changed in my conversation I had. I can't even imagine more words, but I'm keeping my autocorrect on and will add more if someone gives me more rules and replacements.
"hiii do u no when u r going 2 b at the, um, place????? bcuz evry1 is going 2 b there at liek 1. i super don't wanna 2 drive so like could i go wiv u????? KK thnx,like OMG!!!! plz let me no wat i'll owe u 4 gas and totes














