* // slightly mad scientist

i also love you in the same way expressed previously ... dude ( sideblog to lunaoritur / personals and nonrp dni )

[kcwalski]

ind. pri. sel. rp blog for KOWALSKI of THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR. a study in SCIENCE, ROBOTICS, BIOLOGY, ZOOLOGY, TIME TRAVEL, BEING THE INTELLIGENT ONE, STRUGGLING TO COMPREHEND EMOTIONS, and FOLLOWING ORDERS.

as studied by dan / sideblog to @lunaoritur

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[zachrp]

ᝰ🚬 𝚉𝙰𝙲𝙷𝚁𝙿 .ᐟ RANDOM INSTIGATIVE PROMPTS. CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS IF NECESSARY. SOME MATURE THEMES MAY BE PRESENT.

you really don't hear yourself when you talk, do you?

i don't know who you think you are, but it's not impressive.

you love playing the victim when it's convenient.

don't look at me like that. you made this choice.

you always say that, and it's never true.

i'm tired of pretending you don't know exactly what you're doing.

funny how it's always someone else's fault.

you don't get credit for almost doing the right thing.

i trusted you, and that was my mistake.

you don't listen, you just wait for your turn to talk.

say it again, slower this time, maybe you'll hear how stupid it sounds.

you don't get to rewrite what happened just because it hurts.

you're not misunderstood, you're just wrong.

i don't owe you patience.

you love control more than you love honesty.

stop acting so surprised, this was always coming.

you really think that excuses what you did?

you don't get to be angry about consequences.

i expected better from you, and that's on me.

you're exhausting, and it's not charming anymore.

every apology you give sounds rehearsed.

you only care when it affects you.

you don't actually want the truth, you want validation.

don't pretend this is about concern.

you cross lines and call it curiosity.

you never ask how i feel, you just assume.

you're cruel when you're cornered.

i see right through the act.

you confuse confidence with arrogance.

you just don't know when to stop.

you keep pushing until something breaks.

you don't get to play innocent here.

you really thought i wouldn't notice?

you always need an audience.

i don't recognize you when you're like this.

you're not brave, you're reckless.

you say you're honest, but you're just mean.

you enjoy this more than you admit.

don't flatter yourself, i stopped believing you a long time ago.

you don't fight fair, you fight to win.

you're not protecting yourself, you're attacking me.

you keep confusing silence for forgiveness.

why do you make everything a competition?

you don't get to decide what hurts me.

you act like being hurt gives you permission.

you only hear what supports your narrative.

you don't respect boundaries, you tolerate them.

you always push until i snap.

is this the part where i'm supposed to feel sorry for you?

you keep calling it honesty like that makes it noble.

you enjoy being cruel when you think you're justified.

you've been waiting to say that, haven't you?

i know you always choose pride over people.

you don't know how to back down.

you don't listen when the answer isn't what you want.

you treat everyone like they're disposable.

after what you did, you don't get to talk about loyalty.

you always take more than you give.

you never stop to think who gets hurt.

you only care when you're exposed.

you don't know how to sit with discomfort.

you poke until something bleeds.

you love being right more than being kind.

you don't know when enough is enough.

you keep digging and wonder why you're alone.

you don't see people, you see leverage.

no, you don't get to speak for me.

you twist everything until it suits you.

you don't actually care about the truth.

you always need the last word.

you don't know how to be gentle.

you don't care who you hurt if it proves a point.

stop calling it honesty like it absolves you of anything.

you don't know how to lose gracefully.

you don't fight fair, you fight dirty.

you make everything personal.

you don't know how to let things go.

the truth is, you just enjoy tearing people down.

you don't care how this affects anyone else.

how convenient, you only show empathy when it benefits you.

you don't see how far you've crossed the line.

you always think you're justified.

you don't know how to stop hurting people.

don't act like you actually want answers.

you always think you're the smartest one in the room.

you care about winning.

you don't fight for resolution. you fight to hurt and you know it.

[notmorbid]

the people we keep.

dialogue prompts from the people we keep by allison larkin.

if you know the ropes, it's your job to teach them.

i don't want to leave. i don't want it to be over.

you're the real deal. you're the whole package.

play up what you got: that's the secret.

i'm proud of you, kiddo.

school should teach you useful stuff. like how to fight with the power company when your bill is wrong.

how do you watch this stuff?

you snore like a cartoon.

the suspense is making me crazy.

i've never heard you curse.

i was hoping we could sit down and have a talk.

we haven't really gotten off to the best start.

i'll never belong the way you do.

you don't see me how everyone else does.

i don't have the energy to play these damn games.

cars start much easier when you have the key.

oh, [name]. what did you do?

i just don't see the point of telling it any other way than how it is.

long hair is like carrying a hiding place with you everywhere you go.

i don't know what 'agnostic' means. it sounds like some weird sex thing.

you're making me prematurely grey.

promise you'll call me.

_____. that's your name, right?

i know what it's like to be your age. i wouldn't go back if you paid me.

you look like an old-timey movie star.

i feel like a doll in a display case.

you don't have to tell me. i won't ask.

good night. come get me if you need anything.

don't leave. i'm making pancakes.

are we having a moment?

you've already done a lot for me.

it feels like we're playing house.

i wish this were actually what life is like.

i don't think i've talked so much to anyone, ever.

i've never spent the night with anyone before.

i wonder if sleeping is something i could learn to do.

when god made you, he gave you too many funny bones.

i'm right as rain. safe as houses.

thank you for being someone i could tell.

we all have our weepy wine nights. it's what makes us human.

i'd like to spend [holiday] with you. if you want to.

can you make me a _____? you make them better than me.

i think i might love you.

this is the most right i've ever felt.

i think i'm conditioned to feel like if i have sex, something bad is going to happen.

this is my first sleepover party.

we might be headed toward a real conversation.

i like you this way.

i don't feel wrong with you.

we're a mess, the two of us.

you're my first real, honest-to-goodness friend.

the other guy looks worse.

you cut your hair. i liked it long.

keep moving or get stuck: those are the only options.

where do you live, when you're not on the road?

hey, sleepyhead. you were zonked. and you drooled.

you can do more than just survive.

everything always costs so much more than it seems like it will.

i'm scared i'm not made for other people.

you are so damn cute.

i could disappear completely, and no one would even notice.

_____ said you were here.

stick around. see how tomorrow goes.

i was so sure you were straight.

how do you like your eggs?

you'll see when we get there.

that's a thing people go to school for?

the best way to keep your heart from getting broken is to not get your hopes up, in the first place.

some things get written into your body, and your mind can't reason them away.

i'm hoping the thought counts more than the end result.

i don't want anyone to see me like this.

your eyes look older than the rest of you.

i'm a terrible dancer. terrible.

you being here makes my whole life better.

i get the feeling not enough people have told you how much you matter.

it's amazing how much you can miss someone you've never even met.

you never remember to stop and feed yourself.

i heard this rumor that you liked me.

if anyone's ever deserved a fresh start, it's you.

if i were a better person, i would tell you to go.

looks like we're having a baby.

the way you grew up wasn't okay.

i want us to be a family.

funerals are for the living. to hold up the people who get left behind.

if you cry, i will.

i thought i was doing the best i could.

i'm sorry. i thought i was protecting you.

it's a _____. your baby.

it's easy to fall in love with someone when you need them.

there's a way you hold yourself in, when love and need get tangled.

you look like a mermaid. or a superhero.

i love that you look so happy.

i don't want to hurt anyone anymore.

i never stopped thinking about you.

you're going to give me a heart attack, one of these days.

you're not a dream?

i got in my car so fast, i didn't think to put on real shoes.

you don't get to disappear anymore. you lean on me when it hurts.

you were a kid. you were a scared kid.

i could have found a way to help you.

i'm not afraid of myself anymore.

you're mine and i'm yours. it's that simple.

there is nothing you could do to make me stop loving you. stop trying already, okay?

i love you. everything else is noise and words.

it's empty without you. i need you there.

you're something else, you.

i've never seen a kid with your kind of determination.

do you have pictures?

[bloodscribed]

misc. lyric prompts.

" go ahead and scoff, you godless pawn. "

" who put in your head that you're anything but mine? "

" ready, aim, fire. "

" watch the way that he reaches for his rage. "

" you're making me lose my mind. "

" dance away, you liar. "

" see that girl? she's super pretty. "

" this is how to be in love with you. "

" i'll make sure that you can't run away. "

" you'll be pushing up daisies where the sun won't shine. "

" i just want to be part of your symphony. "

" no grave can hold my body down. "

" you big know-it-all, just shut it. "

" i'll let you taste the judgement that you gave me all my life. "

" knock it off and sharpen the blade. "

" keep dancing, harlequin contraption. "

" you still act innocent, like it was just a game. "

" can you save the long-beheaded fawn? "

" what do i do but wait for you? "

" if she just won't notice, then i'll take it on the chin. "

" crucify the martyr. "

" classify the slaughter. "

" it never truly ends. "

" cut my losses, cut my gemini. "

" you never were gonna tell me, were you, dear? "

" you'd do it if you loved me. "

[crownmemes]

Detective Sentences, Vol. 32

(Sentences from various sources for detectives and/or muses that like to solve mysteries. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You can't solve this without me. You don't have my insight."

"So, this lead, where exactly do we find it?"

"This is a crime scene! Don't touch anything, please!"

"In my experience, people are more likely to crack or reveal things when they're uncomfortable."

"I'm going to have to arrest you. You know that."

"How many of my reports have you read?"

"If this place is a front, it's the most legit front I've ever seen."

"We'll reopen the case after you've taken some actual days off. You're overworked!"

"You probably shouldn't admit that in front of the police."

"Can I ask what you're doing here? I need to go back to catching criminals... And things."

"I've been doing this long enough that I can spot outlaws at a thousand paces."

"Just because it's lawful doesn't mean it's right."

"You're facing multiple charges already. Don't make it worse."

"So, can you use a gun?"

"Which one of these guys is the bad guy?"

"You should have been an outlaw. This job has too much paperwork for a man like you."

"You do know that we're not allowed to shoot people on sight anymore? And haven't been for, oh, maybe 100 years?"

"A man can't hang himself if you don't give him any rope."

"Do you ever get used to it? Dead bodies and all that?"

"Your self-righteous habit of accusing people without any evidence is going to get you in a load of trouble one day!"

"If there's anything you want to say, now is the time."

"I don't accuse. I just observe."

"If you can't trust the company a man keeps, you can't trust the man himself."

"Tell me you're not giving me a counterfeit government ID."

"I don't suppose you'll let me arrest you quietly?"

"You're not a serial killer, are you?"

"There is horror to every killing, even when it's justified."

"You don't really think this is about the money, do you?"

"Will handcuffs be necessary?"

"In a world where you can buy an AK-47 off the internet, why use an antique like this?"

"Sometimes the best way to catch a killer is to make them think they're free."

"I can't justify ignoring the pattern in these cases any longer. Who knows how many have been killed?"

"If you want to feel like a cop again, I have a job for you."

[freshlybrewedrp]

ZOOTOPIA DIALOGUE STARTERS

ALL PROMPTS ARE FROM THE 2016 FILM (Feel free to adjust as needed!)

-  “Life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true. So let it go.” - “Right. And that's not wet cement.” - “It's called a hustle, sweetheart.” - “They're toxic flowers.” - “I wouldn't forgive me either. I was ignorant, and... irresponsible... and small-minded.” - “And... and after we're done, you can hate me, and that'll be fine, because I was a horrible friend, and I hurt you.” - “There we go, deep breath... Are you... Are you just trying to steal the pen? Is that what this is?” - “Ha ha! Yes, very funny, very funny. Can we please just focus on the task?” - “We may be evolved, but, deep down, we are still animals.” - “Try. Try to make the world a better place.” - “Look inside yourself and recognize that change starts with you.” - “Felony tax evasion.” - “She hustled you good!” - “Clearly there’s a biological component?” - “I just stated the facts of the case!” - “ I knew it. Just when I thought someone actually believed in me, huh?” - “Tomorrow's another day.” - “Never let them see that they get to you.” - “No kiss bye-bye for Daddy?” - “You kiss me tomorrow, I bite your face off!” - “Oh! You are naked!” - “Well, he was a key witness, and I…” - “Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.” - “Well, he was right about one thing. I don't know when to quit!” - “We are in a REALLY big hurry!” - “Then they should've got a real cop to solve it.” - “You strike out, you resign.” - “Think of it. 90% of the population united against a common enemy. We'll be unstoppable!” - “Of course, it is okay to have dreams.” - “Oh, I'm more of a glorified secretary.” - “Fear. Treachery. Bloodlust.”

[scipunk]

Alien: Romulus (2024)

[centralperksource]

[pearsonspecterlitt]

[way-to-study]

[spookiesmausoleum]

𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

This is a game that has extremely heavy themes, so please be aware of that! There's some things said that are extremely dark within their own context, so discretion is advised. Also obvious dialogue spoilers for the game.

Remember to specify muse for multi-muses!

"I hope this hurts."

"The only thing that's worth than dyin' is not gettin' paid."

"Man. Pony Express bosses really aren't chill at all, huh?"

"C'mon. One look won't hurt."

"How exactly is this group therapy committee planning on getting in there?"

"I nearly corked a kid once!"

"You were goddamn born fully corked!"

"For better or worse I'm captain now. I'll figure it out."

"He doesn't want to keep still anymore."

"What about the pain killers?"

"...You did make it through nursing school right?"

"I'll take care of it."

"Why do you think he did it?"

"Does it matter? What answer would make you feel any better?

"I have to believe our worst moments don't make us monsters, [name]."

"He tried to take us all down with him, [name]."

"As I see it there's two reasons to keep him alive at this point. Guess the important bit is that we all agreed to it. For one reason or another."

"I'm workin'. Blue collar fools can't afford to stop working even when the machine does. Go figure."

"I ain't letting anyone else mess around in there."

"I warned her, but it was in one ear and out the other."

"Then there's that teeny bopper only thinkin' with his downstairs longnose just like my useless kids back home."

"Are we doing the right thing...?"

"...Are you listening?"

"Couldn't sleep again, but I passed the psych eval?"

"I do wish you'd open up a little more, [name]."

"He acts as if I do these things for fun."

"I've known him a long time. He won't try any bullshit with me."

"They can't expect me to work miracles!"

"I don't know what it means, but... it sounds like fun."

"Passed inspection, right? Shouldn't be an issue."

"I take it [name] diagnosed you with "being sane" then?"

"...How are things otherwise? Off the record."

"I like it. We're in control here."

"How come it always feels like you're standing on the edge of a bridge with your feet in cement?"

"Is this enough? Should I just stay here because I've been successful at it?"

"It's terrifying. I think, "Am I figured out? Is this all I'll ever be?" Or do I take the risk and try something new? Even if I'm bad at it."

"Hm. I guess I get it. You've reached the highest rung on this ladder and now you're thinkin' you might be on the wrong ladder altogether. Still a long way down from the top no matter how you look at it... While I'm still climbing and climbing."

"Hey I believe in you! Here. On Earth. Doesn't matter."

"...It's all mouthwash."

"I s'pose we'll smell good at least."

"Guess anyone could get seriously blasted off this stuff."

"Yeah and kill you in the process."

"...Hey. What's wrong?"

"That's all it said on the report from management. We will receive the paycheck for this delivery. I don't know anymore than that."

"...So I guess you got what you wanted. Without the guilt."

"...[name]. If I had known..."

"I can go back to my, how'd you put it? "Struggle of a life.""

"I'm just working on my life being a place I don't have to fucking escape!"

"We're the ones you're trying to escape! Leave the dirt behind now that your boots are clean."

"You just couldn't frame it to yourself in a way that still kept you as the hero."

"Let's have some fucking cake, hmm?"

"Come on. Stop with the noise."

"I know what everyone is thinking. The way they look at me. What can I even say?"

"I hope these make you feel fucking better."

"Take responsibility."

"Sometimes you can only get the subpar stuff. That' what makes the really good stuff, well, good, right?"

"Hey. We all tried to escape. It didn't work for any of us."

"I've thought many times, "Hey is this what peace feels like? And is this good enough?" If I'm being real it certainly isn't the best. So all I can try to do is make my life one I'm not trying to run from all the time."

"Mom found this internship for me. Such a slacker she said."

"I don't know. I just never know what I wanted to be. Never was good at anything."

"We're not done yet, [name]."

"Listen, listen! This is the best part. Aa-waay-oooo!"

"You're a mess, [name]."

"[name] pullin' the plug on the party before it's the last call!"

"you thinking about drinking that too?"

"Honestly, yeah. It'd probably just make me sick. Wouldn't fix anything, as much as I'd like it to."

"...You're not serious."

"Look I've entertained your sentimentality up until now, but I'm actually trying to fix things [name]!"

"...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to—"

"...I don't think I understood the pressure you were under before. Fuck. And you tried to tell me."

"Our worst moments don't make us monsters, huh?"

"I'll get us both through this."

"You heard [name]. I wouldn't put it past them to do something extreme right now."

"What would you have done?"

"Anything. Anything. You, the crew, you're all my responsibility."

"I know you'd never give me the gun to protect myself, so the least I can do... is make sure he never gets it either."

"...The bleeding won't stop. Just try to sit still [name]."

"It's alright, [name]. Calm down."

"I though you were dumber than a can of paint, always chewing me ear off about something. Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. Not an ace student, career workhorse or force of ambition. Just a damn good kid trying his best. You coulda taught an old fool like me a lot."

"Why can't any of you give me some time to fucking think!?"

"How do you still not understand? It's over. End of the fuckin' line."

"Take care of it."

"All I ever hear is how great of a leader you are. God, it's so annoying."

"Or this can be remembered as a tragedy. Despite what must have been the best efforts of it's acclaimed captain. The crew never found. No one survived to tell the tale."

"You're standing at the top. Feet in cement. I get it now. Right?"

"[Name], t-tell me you didn't."

"I won't give up on you, even like this, I believe in you. We're going to make it through this."

"I have something to say. So shut the fuck up and listen."

"So I got a collar shirt, a mortgage. Everything that makes a good man."

"I wanted to believe I was never one set-back away from my worst self."

"I've got nothing to hide. I'll face the music. I can see myself for what I am. But you? A cowardly, selfish motherfucker and you can't even see it."

"[Name]. I'm going to fix everything. We're going to make it."

"Fuck you."

"I know what you think of this predicament of yours. Poor you. Caged and misunderstood."

"Shut up. [Name] tried his best. I did too, but he's the better man."

"You really mean all that, huh?"

"I fucked up, but I can make things right."

"You always had my back. I ended up I ended up hurting you even though I was trying to save us."

"It's like you said, together we can fix anything."

[ofmymuses]

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)

[yanapieceofme]

[uhmeliamay-deactivated20150305]

[silvestriste]

Orchard House, home of Louisa May Alcott, in Concord, Massachusetts.

[bob-belcher]

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