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Drew my Dungeons and Dragons Protag (aka resident sexy man), Aldrich Fairwarin. Referenced style from the manwha Operation True Love, mixed with my own a little too, as well as my own coloring and rendering process. Swag fr 😎

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Drew my Dungeons and Dragons Protag (aka resident sexy man), Aldrich Fairwarin. Referenced style from the manwha Operation True Love, mixed with my own a little too, as well as my own coloring and rendering process. Swag fr 😎

huntyshiro

There is no chemistry in Klance.

Verbal abuse, constant antagonism, an inability to be in the same area as one another - not romantic/sexual chemistry.

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commission #2!! leo valdez + lance mcclain promoing their new band, the seventh wheels 😂

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My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

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The Fighter The Genius The Mechanic The Leader and… there is Lance.

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wow big shoutout to tumblr safe mode for protecting us from such evils as wlw positivity posts :)

alcieart

anyone of u losers watch voltron

yaboybokuto

worst mission ever.

shiro astral projects to bahamas and is never seen again

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Possessive/Obsessive Spouse Sentence Starters

“You’re mine. Don’t forget that. You promised.” “Til death to us part. That’s what our vows said.” “Did you really think this would ‘get better’ after we married?” “I’m allowed to be obsessed with you, I’m your husband/wife.” “You should quit your job. You know I can take care of you.” “Don’t go in today. Stay in bed with me.” “Mine, mine, mine…” “No. You can’t go out tonight.” “I don’t care if you’re just friends. I don’t want you seeing them again.” “Do I have to lock you up, darling?” “You will never have to worry about anything ever again. I’ll make sure of it.” “I’ve been fair to you so far, haven’t I?” “You’ve been such a good wife/husband so far. Don’t get silly ideas now.” “I called your work and told them you quit. Now you’ll never have to leave~” “Where are you going? Why didn’t you tell me?” “You’re late. Tell me what you were doing.” “You had better not be lying to me, darling…” “If I find out you’re cheating on me, I’ll kill him/her.” “You’re so beautiful. I can’t believe you’re mine.” “I still can’t believe how perfect you are.” “I worship you.” “No one else is allowed to see you like this.” “This sight is for my eyes only. Don’t forget that.” “ I’m going to hunt down the person that was your first…so that they know you’re mine now.” “I want people to see the marks I leave on you. So they know you’re taken.” “You belong to me and no one else.”