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My coworkers (who are also work friends) joke that I’m soft and I know they’re kidding but it’s like…I choose to be soft. I’ve been literally through hell and survived it and so I choose to be kind and soft and gentle rather than choosing violence. They have NO idea what I’ve had to go through to be able to have the life I currently do now and what I had to crawl my way out of to spend every day being gentle. Anyway, I always think it’s a bit funny when they say that cause I’m like…no. This is a choice I make every day, pals.

#personal

sashayed

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

Searching for a literary agent is a soul sucking experience btw

I’ve been on and off sick for like a month and I would like it to stop now :-)

I was off for two weeks felt so relaxed and happy and now it’s the second day back at work and I’m already exhausted and overstimulated. Who set this system up why are we doing this

csevet

you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

2022 👉 today

Just a lil glow up ✨ (and not just cause of weight but mostly because I feel the best I’ve ever felt in my skin probably ever in my entire life)

#me #personal #my face #glow up

funstyle

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

Just quickly coming back to tumblr to use it as a manifestation journal:

Can I PLEASE get an agent and book deal and be able to never work in corporate again plz universe I beg plz plz plz

billyrussoapologist

I love the episode structure of LOST because so often it’s a very serious storyline paired with a very unserious storyline. It’s always something like

“John’s dad steals his kidney and leaves him for dead. Back on the island, Sawyer gets a new pair of glasses.”

“Sayid is held captive and brutally tortured while Hurley golfs.”

“Charlie deals with horrific PTSD after being kidnapped, hanged and revived. Meanwhile, Jack, Kate, and Sawyer, toss a bag back and forth.”

“Boone is tied up, drugged, and left for dead in the dangerous jungle while Hurley battles a tummy ache.”

“Sawyer looks for the boar who peed on his shirt while Charlie comes to terms with taking a man’s life.”

“Hurley deals with the very real possibility he might be losing his sanity and spiraling into a deep depression while Locke makes Claire a birthday present.”

otiksimr

I remember back in my compulsory education they taught us to use the keyboard like this but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single person type like this ever.

keydekyie

Typing speed test!

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Voting ended onMay 28, 2025

podcastwizard

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush