reluctantly crouched. at the starting line

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[keemitthefeog]

fic just dropped bwahhhh

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (Comics)

Relationships: Carrie Kelley & Lara | Earth-31 Supergirl, Carrie Kelley & Bruce Wayne, Carrie Kelley & Mia Dearden

Characters: Carrie Kelley, Lara | Earth-31 Supergirl, Mia Dearden, Bruce Wayne, Bao Pham

Summary:

Carrie's about to do a routine retrace, check over the spots she'd hit and more importantly, catch any slack the boys may have left –when she hears it. Carrie ain't got a sixth sense, unless you count her gut, but she's picked up when Gotham gets weird. Or more accurately, when weird gets into Gotham. "Superwoman." "Batwoman." - Or, How Batwoman and Superwoman came to be on a first-name basis.

also, it is locked to guests after the lastest AO3 scrape 🙏 if you aren't a registered user, and you want to read it, you can DM me ig lol

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[vicholas]

this stupid headline is my favorite joke in the live-action Flintstones movie

[tatumsdrawing]

[tatumsdrawing]

:) they dance!

[meli-mouse]

based on this post

[poisonedc00kies]

Persona ship sketches! I’ve been playing p5 lately so I sketched some pegoryu… and then got carried away (full page below)

Souyo remains my absolute fav, I miss them sm

[townslore]

hi😀👍

[spoiky]

It's usually Yosuke that yearns pathetically, but I think Yu should too, as a treat

[owlmeh]

he wants that cooking so bad

[assorteda]

See you clown cowboy…✨

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[arrgh-whatever]

really wanted to try drawing her hair

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me