keen on euphemisms

She/They. Writing, digital art. D&D DM. Witcher nerd. Critical Role enthusiast. BG3 brainrot. Oh, also I'm gardening rn. AO3

[keen-on-euphemisms]

Hi, I'm keen and welcome to my a lil bit chaotic blog. Here are some of my works.

Stand alone fics (The Witcher)

The Last Wolf

My first and beloved work based in game-verse. After losing everything and everyone Eskel takes a contract that he wishes he never did. Completed.

Nine Lives series (The Witcher):

Snippets from Lambert and Aiden relationship over the years. Various genre, game-verse, sometimes other characters present. In progress.

Whole series

The Witcher fanart:

Yennefer from my previous profile pic

And little wip of book!Eskel

Critical Role fanart:

Mollymauk here

Jester here

Accidental Vax tattoo design

Neo-Somnovem wip here

Tip jar

[catchymemes]

[jumpingbellara]

THE WITCHER 3 EXPANSION IS HAPPENING!!!!!

[keen-on-euphemisms]

I now have a druid in our party that is permanently wildshaped. This chaotic neutral is called Chili. She walked in my apartment door (and I live nowhere near 1st floor) and instantly felt like home and decided to stay. The cat distribution system got to me too, I guess.

Personality traits: unhinged but lovable

Ideals: spice must flow

Bonds: all things made of cardboard

Flaws: will lick you to death

[comandante1469]

Eskel table

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

the most crucial aspect of role playing games is that sometimes you get to wear a cute outfit for them

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

it is vitally important to play role playing games because sometimes you can make people laugh or gasp just by using your words

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

the world needs role playing games because it lets you imagine and describe a really cool image you thought of

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

role playing games are so important because you can make your dolls kiss

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

one of MY favorite things about role playing games is slipping into character so far that you start genuinely responding and thinking differently than you do in real life

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

did you know? when you play role playing games, you can make something creative with other people in a flow state kind of way

[kingcael]

long may I reign

Preorder Print

[doodleoo]

what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

[doodleoo]

my hands hurt

[robertmitchum]

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

[robertmitchum]

BONUS: 

reblog for good luck!! 

[dankmemeuniversity]

I’m

[froginakettle]

The youth are lost

[duncte123]

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

[a-hearts-a-heavy-burden]

OH MY GOD

[keen-on-euphemisms]

This is a wip that I am working on for the campaign I'm currently dm'ing. I've been planning this encounter with a cloud giant for months now, and I am extremely happy with how it turned out, so i decided to sketch it up. I hope I can finish the values before our next session because not all of the guys were present for the game and they have no idea what happened - and i will have a visual for them.

[goth-queen]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

[aropride]

red fucking alert if you’re currently experiencing a beautiful spring day after a long and brutal winter DO NOT TRUST IT this is NOT spring it is FALSE SPRING we still have SEVERAL WEEKS OF COLD do NOT let your guard down

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[nerdy-catfish]

“There are many magic rings in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly.”

-Gandalf the Grey, wielder of Narya the Ring of Fire and also coincidentally maker of the best magic fireworks in the world

[ultrastimpaks]

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

[ultrastimpaks]

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

[ari-shipping-stuff]

✨ it’s march ✨

[f-i-t-z-s-i-m-m-o-n-s-deactivat]

😔 it’s march 😔

[kuhuchan]

Baby it’s March🤡