penis.

ryder wilder, xxii, ny, weirdo. nothing i put here will brace you for the real thing. aim: b.urntout

[filmchrist]

[keepfromgettingb-urned]

shoop, shoop, shoop.

[keepfromgettingb-urned]

hello

[ruinedchildhood]

[nikkisanjuan]

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

[dinosbacsi]

Best introduction 10/10.

[keepfromgettingb-urned]

Don't try oreo mascara no matter how drunk you are okay.

...what is that

[rebel-riot-grrl-deactivated2018]

[loren-siovahn-deactivated201812]

America's Next Top Model Logic

Tyra: “The judges see this beautiful girl..but she can’t translate that in her photos.”

Model: “I know but I broke my leg and fractured my sku—”

Tyra: *shakes head* remember that photo shoot I did? I was chased by a fire breathing dragon the day before and got hit by an eighteen wheeler and I STILL looked fierce.” 😒

[linrenzo]

I CANT

[aaliyahbreaux]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[midwest-em0]

So much wtnv time.

[eaurthling-deactivated20200906]

everyone’s different

[gabilliamtho]

my HAIR FADED REALLY FAST I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED but I kind of like it?? 

[trustre]

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

[keepfromgettingb-urned]

guess who's drunk ish maybr

[respektvoll]

[laughparty-deactivated20140203]

if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels

[ghostiexo]

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

[keepfromgettingb-urned]

👋👋👋