From The Big Apple.... Which Means I'm A Mac...

sc_hit(702910,0,6); Free Hit Counter * Curly Head Monster * Literature Connoisseur * Comedy Enthusiast * Gourmand * Francophone * Clinomaniac *

[girlsday-deactivated20220810]

I can only vibe with whores

[advice-animal]

Just a PSA with Sept. 20 right around the corner

[keepmesmilingforever-blog]

It's been a look long. Hey 😁

[nawnicknaw-deactivated20150903]

If you don't use a washcloth..

How do you wash your ass?

A soapy karate chop down the middle?

[fidoruh]

Toilet paper

[capacity]

I’m fucking yelling she said toilet paper

[keepmesmilingforever-blog]

Punta Cana, Dominican Republic 12/15/16

[flynn-jpg]

Find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober

(via expiry)

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

Took my lady to a nice birthday dinner 08/02/16

Food was on point

Also I bet I could get more notes here then she could on fb so don’t let me down

[keepmesmilingforever-blog]

My alter ego.

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

Who dis alter ego ??

[keepmesmilingforever-blog]

Lol it's Dene. She's a blast

[bloomflowersbloom]

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

@keepmesmilingforever

[keepmesmilingforever-blog]

Lmaooooo saying no is always an option

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

Is it????????

[keepmesmilingforever-blog]

Lol yes

[spicyxmayo]

People ask me why I’m vegan. I say “ethical and health reasons”… I lie… the real reason is that all vegans have one goal. We’re gonna eat the world clean of vegetables and anything plants. Slowly slowly, we join forces and try to destroy the earth. We eat crops, forests, fields and more. You think rabbits destroyed your garden? No, it is us. The vegans. We ate your plants. We’ll come back for the rest of the grass. There’s only one danger out there, it is us. We cannot be stopped. Due to active campaign and “awareness”, our army has grown. You had your chances long ago. Now it’s too late. Be prepared, because the earth will be ours.

[carelust]

selfies on his way to work and when he’s at work<3

[walls0fjericho]

He. Is. A. Freak.

[jukadiie]

👀👀👀

[kushandwizdom]

[nice-wig-janis]

same tho

[champagnepuppies]

me

[nevaehtyler]

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING

ALL OF THEM ARE TERRORISTS, NONE OF THEM ARE MUSLIM.

#StopIslamophobia

[tastefullyoffensive]

[epic-humor]

Animals Growing Up

[eatfithappiness]

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

[d-composr-deactivated20180325]

MY HEart JFC

[clangnbang]

THE TURTLE

[foreign-atonement-blog]

THE BOXERS omg

[dollykills-deactivated20240929]

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now