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@keeponnolan-blog
I saw an old woman pull up a sixteen year old’s pants today because they were practically hanging down to his knees, I knew I loved old people for a reason.
An old man told me once to take my sunglasses off in doors and stop looking like a douche. I proceed to rant that they were a rip off and were suppose to make me invisible.
Life is hard when you want a cat but can barely pay your phone bill. I know I wouldn’t be able to afford cat food. This is a rip off.
We'll get you a stuffed cat and you can pretend. You know like when we pretend Abigail's imaginary dog is real to avoid that, "Can I have a puppy?" question.
I’ve decided that all I need in life is to burn every pair of high heels that I own and make s’mores on the flames. Who’s with me?
But what do heels and s'mores have to do with one another?
Why not? It’s so fun. Popcorn? Or like actual food? Umm… I’ll take anything. Your cuddle request, your call.
Because it gives you too much power. Actual food if that is an option. So I can pick the most shittiest movie in existence and there won't be any complaints?
That’s adorable, oh my gosh. Hopefully she likes girls who breaks into songs sometimes.
I'm thinking you two would get along really well. She does the same as well as dancing.
So there’s these three tomatoes, right, a mom tomato, a dad tomato, and a baby tomato. They’re out on a walk and the baby tomato keeps lagging behind. The dad tomato gets really mad so he turned around, squishes the baby tomato, and says, “catch up!”
There are no words for this outrageously bad joke. I'm inclined to ask if you're either drunk or high.
If that helps you sleep at night. Got it. I’ll get tea and Phoenix. You go pick a movie.
Don't get smart with me, Harlow. Okay, that's great, but there was a request for food too. What movie, any movie? A specific genre? I need to know these things.
You were too. You always cry over chick flicks and you know it. Was that a non-optional cuddle request?
I was not, I had a rogue eyelash in my eye. Are any of my request for cuddles ever optional?
Tiara’s are perfect. I used to love tea parties when I was younger, and I’m totally not gonna admit that I still love them.
She hosts excellent tea parties, even if you have to make the tea for her. She likes to dress up and she'll make you dress up.
I want a cuddle puddle with movies and food and the fact I don't have these things already is outrageous. You're bunch of slackers, all of you. And no I was not crying over Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. Fuck you both.
Awe! She sounds like a precious human being. I’ll have to meet her sometime!
She'd probably be all for having tea parties with someone who looks better in tiaras than me, Harlow or Phoenix do.
I’m offended that you think I don’t love you. I just don’t know how to react to worms being babies and worms and… I don’t know I’m confusing me.
Your love is a lie. I bet you only took over cooking so that you could slowly poison me to death. Your serving lies baked in delicious cookies.
Nolan, you know I love the way you think, I really do. But just… Not that. What are you even on about?
If you really loved the way I think you wouldn't be asking such a question. I'm feeling very lied too now. Of all people and it was you, how could you?
Aw, so I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that she’s either your sister or your daughter? Either way she sounds adorable.
If I do say so myself I helped make an absolutely adorable human being. I think I'm pretty good at that.
That’s good! Who is she?
She's about 3 feet tall, goes by the name of Abigail. Won't leave me alone, so I decided to keep her around.
You’re very welcome! So, are you going to share those gummibears or what?
I'm going to have to ask my dealer for more. Luckily, she's easily persuaded and distracted.
Your name is adorable, it’s a pleasure to meet you.
I'll have to pass that one on to me mum, I can't take any credit for that, but thank you!
