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@songsforharlow
Sometimes I consider kicking my roommate out when I hear him singing in the shower, but then I remember he’s my best friend and that I have no money.
That's like the story of my life. Only I have to remember that I'm not actually from here and it's my roommate's house.
I’ve had upwards of five cups of coffee this morning while I work on a paper and I am 99% sure I am vibrating I am on such a caffeine rush.
And then you're going to crash the moment all that wears off, I can feel it.
Cuddle Puddle // Narlix
When: Wednesday Night
Who: Phoenix, Harlow, and Nolan
Where: Casa Narlix
Note: Unfinished because we're lazy like that, but just assume they fell asleep at the end.
Life is hard when you want a cat but can barely pay your phone bill. I know I wouldn't be able to afford cat food. This is a rip off.
If we haven't plotted, or I haven't gotten back to you about plotting, please feel free to message. Because it would be really cool to eventually have everyone on Harlow's relationships page somehow.
Apparently he did. It’s such a sad joke but also kinda funny at the same time.
That's so tragic and hilarious. I feel like I would feel bad if I laugh or if I don't. I'll have to remember that one.
"Are you ready for a pun joke?"
I love jokes! Let's hear it then.
What are you looking at?
Oh, sorry! I just.. Your hair. Is that a clip in or did you have that done? It looks great.
I saw an old woman pull up a sixteen year old’s pants today because they were practically hanging down to his knees, I knew I loved old people for a reason.
chasewth:
Is that still a thing? Old people are great. I love old people. I think I love that one more though, and I haven't met her.
I’ve decided that all I need in life is to burn every pair of high heels that I own and make s’mores on the flames. Who’s with me?
I don't own any high heels, but I'll gladly join you for s'mores. You should probably keep at least one pair though.
Don’t get smart with me, Harlow. Okay, that’s great, but there was a request for food too. What movie, any movie? A specific genre? I need to know these things.
Why not? It's so fun. Popcorn? Or like actual food? Umm... I'll take anything. Your cuddle request, your call.
So there’s these three tomatoes, right, a mom tomato, a dad tomato, and a baby tomato. They’re out on a walk and the baby tomato keeps lagging behind. The dad tomato gets really mad so he turned around, squishes the baby tomato, and says, “catch up!”
Wait wait wait! Did the dad tomato just kill the baby tomato? I'm so heartbroken by this joke.
I was not, I had a rogue eyelash in my eye. Are any of my request for cuddles ever optional?
If that helps you sleep at night. Got it. I'll get tea and Phoenix. You go pick a movie.
I want a cuddle puddle with movies and food and the fact I don’t have these things already is outrageous. You’re bunch of slackers, all of you. And no I was not crying over Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. Fuck you both.
You were too. You always cry over chick flicks and you know it. Was that a non-optional cuddle request?
If you really loved the way I think you wouldn’t be asking such a question. I’m feeling very lied too now. Of all people and it was you, how could you?
I'm offended that you think I don't love you. I just don't know how to react to worms being babies and worms and... I don't know I'm confusing me.
