loric prawn

here to cleanse the lorien legacies fandom of these wrongdoings number five is is so gay it pisses me off >:( Henri kinnie :)

[keepthetnotthelgb]

All right listen up, Lorien Legacies fandom!!

(Happy Pride to the trans (I LOVE the trans) and not to the GAYS.)

Anyways I'm back in more homophobic than ever! and it's FINALLY time to be rid the homosexuality from this fandom. Let's get right to it

BIG NAME SINNERS LIST:

1. @adamussutekh You fucking jumped me!! what's wrong with you!? And you decided to do it when my homophobia powers were so low!! YOU ARE A SUPPER SINNER

2. @Umbrellagoaway YOU FUCKING SUPER SINNER, YOU BETRAYED ME!! If I ever ever see you near me I will @adamussutekh maxx and KICK YOUR ASS!

3. @aurorasmith419 You got the ball rolling on my homosexual downward spiral, SUPER SINNER

4. @ll-but-its-random YOU MADE FIVE GAY, DIDNT YOU? AND THATS WHY HE LEFT ME!!! IM STUCK IN MY HUMAN BODY WITH ONLY 75 PERCENT OF MY SOUL, BECAUSE FIVE TOOK IT!!!!! YOU ARE A SUPER SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!

5. @lesbiansamgoode You made me GAY! but now I crawled up from the depths of my despair and have risen up straight again!!

6. @sunnylucy31 you and @lesbiansamgoode made me GAY last time around! but, lucky for you two, the SUPER sinners list is limited to only four spots. though... you better watch out or else you'll end up right back there!!!

7. @aroace-number-eight Okay look I'm fine with aroaces but like... your support of the LGBQ is SICKENING

8. @rangkeda ok, look... i was just really mad when i accused you of making eight gay. he was gay long before you depicted him so homosexual... BUT THATS STILL GROSS!!!

so.. what's new?

now that five's gone and he took the part of our souls that bound us together so that he could be gay in the astral plane, I've been channeling Henri! YES Henri is homophobic DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

and i should explain what me and five were... we were essentially a factory error. two souls, bound together, sharing 25 percent of our souls (i guess like a Venn diagram).

and by the end of our time as pepe the king prawn, we had reached.. well id guess you'd call it "enlightenment" or "nirvana"? it isn't exactly that, but its close enough.

so we thought we had finally escaped the reincarnation cycle of the multiverse but NO! we got stuck here in this body because of some weird "glitch" i guess.

and then he decided to take the shared part of our soul and leave me to be eternally in the astral plane, and smoke WEED with his BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so yeah, i reached enlightenment but haven't escaped the reincarnation cycle... hows your lifetime going

also! i came out to my girlfriends(EW! not in that way!!) as homophobic. they didn't understand though :( and that's bc homosexuality isn't a concept on my plane of existence. i only understand what homosexuality is because "enlightenment" gives me the ability send/receive information from, and or go to any plane of existence usually when I'm in a deep sleep

That should be it for now...

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

[keepthetnotthelgb]

the part of you you refuse to accept

[keepthetnotthelgb]

you direct your anger at others

lying about them

yelling at them

but you dont even believe your own rhetoric

do you?

[keepthetnotthelgb]

SHUT UP SHUT UP

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[keepthetnotthelgb]

I SAID YOU

[keepthetnotthelgb]

me and five... you always said that there was no bond quite like yours. but you always knew five was closer with others

[keepthetnotthelgb]

DONT YOU DARE BRING THAT UP

DONT YOU DARE BRING THEM UP

[keepthetnotthelgb]

why not? i have always known deep down number five would choose them over you

[keepthetnotthelgb]

and you

[keepthetnotthelgb]

i would always chose my girlfriends over him

[keepthetnotthelgb]

do you remember?

when you four first met?

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

[keepthetnotthelgb]

the part of you you refuse to accept

[keepthetnotthelgb]

you direct your anger at others

lying about them

yelling at them

but you dont even believe your own rhetoric

do you?

[keepthetnotthelgb]

SHUT UP SHUT UP

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[keepthetnotthelgb]

I SAID YOU

[keepthetnotthelgb]

me and five... you always said that there was no bond quite like yours. but you always knew five was closer with others

[keepthetnotthelgb]

DONT YOU DARE BRING THAT UP

DONT YOU DARE BRING THEM UP

[keepthetnotthelgb]

why not? i have always known deep down number five would choose them over you

[keepthetnotthelgb]

and you

[keepthetnotthelgb]

i would always chose my girlfriends over him

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

[keepthetnotthelgb]

the part of you you refuse to accept

[keepthetnotthelgb]

you direct your anger at others

lying about them

yelling at them

but you dont even believe your own rhetoric

do you?

[keepthetnotthelgb]

SHUT UP SHUT UP

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[keepthetnotthelgb]

I SAID YOU

[keepthetnotthelgb]

me and five... you always said that there was no bond quite like yours. but you always knew five was closer with others

[keepthetnotthelgb]

DONT YOU DARE BRING THAT UP

DONT YOU DARE BRING THEM UP

[keepthetnotthelgb]

why not? i have always known deep down number five would choose them over you

[keepthetnotthelgb]

and you

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

[keepthetnotthelgb]

the part of you you refuse to accept

[keepthetnotthelgb]

you direct your anger at others

lying about them

yelling at them

but you dont even believe your own rhetoric

do you?

[keepthetnotthelgb]

SHUT UP SHUT UP

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[keepthetnotthelgb]

I SAID YOU

[keepthetnotthelgb]

me and five... you always said that there was no bond quite like yours. but you always knew five was closer with others

[keepthetnotthelgb]

DONT YOU DARE BRING THAT UP

DONT YOU DARE BRING THEM UP

[keepthetnotthelgb]

why not? i have always known deep down number five would choose them over you

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

[keepthetnotthelgb]

the part of you you refuse to accept

[keepthetnotthelgb]

you direct your anger at others

lying about them

yelling at them

but you dont even believe your own rhetoric

do you?

[keepthetnotthelgb]

SHUT UP SHUT UP

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[keepthetnotthelgb]

I SAID YOU

[keepthetnotthelgb]

me and five... you always said that there was no bond quite like yours. but you always knew five was closer with others

[keepthetnotthelgb]

DONT YOU DARE BRING THAT UP

DONT YOU DARE BRING THEM UP

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

[keepthetnotthelgb]

the part of you you refuse to accept

[keepthetnotthelgb]

you direct your anger at others

lying about them

yelling at them

but you dont even believe your own rhetoric

do you?

[keepthetnotthelgb]

SHUT UP SHUT UP

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[keepthetnotthelgb]

I SAID YOU

[keepthetnotthelgb]

me and five... you always said that there was no bond quite like yours. but you always knew five was closer with others

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

[keepthetnotthelgb]

the part of you you refuse to accept

[keepthetnotthelgb]

you direct your anger at others

lying about them

yelling at them

but you dont even believe your own rhetoric

do you?

[keepthetnotthelgb]

SHUT UP SHUT UP

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[keepthetnotthelgb]

I SAID YOU

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

[keepthetnotthelgb]

the part of you you refuse to accept

[keepthetnotthelgb]

you direct your anger at others

lying about them

yelling at them

but you dont even believe your own rhetoric

do you?

[keepthetnotthelgb]

SHUT UP SHUT UP

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

[keepthetnotthelgb]

the part of you you refuse to accept

[keepthetnotthelgb]

you direct your anger at others

lying about them

yelling at them

but you dont even believe your own rhetoric

do you?

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

[keepthetnotthelgb]

the part of you you refuse to accept

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

oh yes you did

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

what???

i didnt say that

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

at yourself

[keepthetnotthelgb]

furious

all i can say is that i am furious

i thought i was going to direct my homophobia towards that homosexual event but NO

i cant anymore

i mean its not like i wanted to participate or anything

all i know is that the discord sever might be having the time of their lives being GAY!!!!!!!

and i cant do a thing about it

and if the server is "dead" or whatever that means i have no one to attack!!!

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THEY ARE ON THE BIG NAME SINNERS LIST

so what am i to do????

i dont

i dont know

WHERE DO I DIRECT MY FURY

[keepthetnotthelgb]

Prawn how am I supposed to believe you? How am I supposed to believe you're not tumblrfakestorying me rn???

How am I supposed to believe that knave traveled across multiple universes just to beat you up???

Plz prawn you are breaking my heart

I put my trust in you... and now if you lied about that, what else have you lied about?

Nothing I haven't lied about anything!!

Especially being straight!! I am straight!! you can 100% count on me!!