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for now

[dichotomae]

Been fucking old men lately to see if the hype is real. It’s fine I guess.

[dichotomae]

It’s better than fucking young men but not as good as fucking women

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Been fucking old men lately to see if the hype is real. It’s fine I guess.

[dichotomae]

im rewatching once upon a time for the first time since I was like, 15, and I don't know how I ever kept track of what was going on in this show.

[rumplesword]

i love how the accents make no fucking sense in ouat. like they are all from the same enchanted forest yet gold is scottish, mila is english and their son, baelfire, is american at birth. hook and zelena are english, belle is australian, the huntsman is irish and literally everybody else is american.

everyone just picks the accent they spiritually align with and i live, honestly.

[hooked-on-fandoms]

It's so fuckin' funny 🤣

[dichotomae]

Conspiracy theories are so funny cause the most normal person will randomly drop that they think the moon landing was faked

[johnnycrass]

i dont even care if a bigfoot comes up to my tent or walks in front of my car at this point like i have my own problems

[dichotomae]

Threw a party last night, blacked out, woke up this morning and someone had apparently baked cupcakes and they had blue frosting. I don’t have frosting so they must have made it from scratch, and I also don’t have food coloring. How the fuck did they make the frosting blue.

[pisshandkerchief]

I'm not on social media in any way that matters

[dichotomae]

Oh really? Explain this then

[pisshandkerchief]

they can't keep getting away with this

[spicypolls]

Considering the scenario below*, what would you do?

Do it at an Arby's.

Do it at the funeral of someone you know.

Do it at the veterinarian while they're with a patient.

Do it at the zoo, inside an animal enclosure (they get to watch too).

Do it at the senate of your country (or similar).

Do it at a retirement home.

Die (See Results)

Voting ended onMay 25, 2025

*You're going to die in the next hour unless you have sex with a random person in public while everyone watches in one of the next locations.

[pisshandkerchief]

I'm not on social media in any way that matters

[dichotomae]

Oh really? Explain this then

[judasisgayriot]

haha i luv my pookie #mypookie

[dichotomae]

Fuck

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Heard a guy say “well, if we didn’t want people to move here, why’d we make the greatest country in the world?” Can’t figure out if based or cringe

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

reblog to give your mutuals a burned cd

[classycookiexo]

THIS

[patrickstumpsboyfiend17]

Joe looks so cunty here I love it

[pisshandkerchief]

can someone fucking shoot me point blank in the head so I don't have to do my job

[dichotomae]

There’s an easier way to get out of doing your job (quitting your job)