I'm confused. What?

Kit, 24, Canadian

[shencomix]

Let this be a warning.

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[petapeta]

[howab0utn0]

“nobody fucking helps me in this house”

[larxel-deactivated20141022]

all hail the queen of org xiii

[animal-factbook]

A recent study done by Harvard zoologists showed that staring at pictures of cute animals can actually improve our health and lifestyle. The study showed that when we see a cute animal, our brain releases hormones such as Ghrelin and Serotonin whilst at the same time deducing Cortisol production. Effectively, just by looking at this picture, you will have decreased your stress levels and increased your attentiveness. Just another way animals can help humans.

[harrypotterdailly]

[theheroheart]

#’haha RULES??’#’RULES? I’M HARRY POTTER SON’ #’I FLEW A FUCKIN CAR TO SCHOOL LAST YEAR AND I’M PRETTY SURE THEY GAVE ME AN AWARD OR SOMETHING’ #’WE RAN LIKE A HUNDRED RED LIGHTS’ #’IN THE FUCKEN SKYYYYY’  (rizplease)

[radiant-destiny]

The Lighthouse is a very serious place

[sonicysuchillydog]

Slowly developing a crush for a fictional character like

[knightzoned]

I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times

[knightzoned]

The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same

[correctdichotomy]

(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

[xdaringdamselx]

Hellshrooms :O

[aconfusedbird]

cute things to call your girlfriend:

sugar

honey

flour

egg

salt

[splantamello]

6. 1 tbs of butter

[thiscorpsofbrothers-deactivated]

7. stir thoroughly

[hotaimee-deactivated20140824]

8. pour into baking pan

[splantamello]

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

[dru-e]

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

[finloo-deactivated20160402]

you smooth fucker

[jack-the-lion]

This post is so pure.

[stuffinmybumhole]

[spoopkin-deactivated20160521]

“Tired of your sex life? Wanna just fucking die?!?”

[awesome-picz]

Cats That Need Your Attention The Exact Moment You Start Reading  

[telesilla]

Cats Against Literacy

[fuckyeahrandomstupidity-blog]

Cats Against Literacy: The Revolution Begins

[alostdandelion]

Why should I be sad? I have lost someone who didn’t love me. But they lost someone who loved them.

a positive way to look at a shitty situation (via upabovetheworld)

WOAH

(via offendwhitedevils)

THIS.

(via exco)

Trill shit

(via synicalyricist)

[harrypotterdailly]

[theheroheart]

#’haha RULES??’#’RULES? I’M HARRY POTTER SON’ #’I FLEW A FUCKIN CAR TO SCHOOL LAST YEAR AND I’M PRETTY SURE THEY GAVE ME AN AWARD OR SOMETHING’ #’WE RAN LIKE A HUNDRED RED LIGHTS’ #’IN THE FUCKEN SKYYYYY’  (rizplease)

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Kitten playroom supervisor…why isn’t this my job. [video]

[archatlas]

[ayeitskaylee]

I don’t know why.. But I really like this.

[blondef-ingassassin]

I’m absolutely in love with this.

[z-o-e-x-o]

[kzmfotb]

When the tea is HOT LAVA

[cottonginandjuice]

I’ve always felt some tpye of way bout us having an entire museum dedicated to the holocaust and germany’s sins, but not one dedicated to trans atlantic slave trade or trail of tears or japanese internment camps or how we made hawaii a state