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@keikosaki
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FEBRUARY 2015 - AUGUST 2016
(approx. 2.4k followers)
So the time has come for me to finally say goodbye, but with all of the sincerity possible. Perhaps some of you already saw this coming, considering my activity hadn’t been all that well, and the reasoning for it has both to do with lack of time, and equally, motivation. But it’s been a great ride! I’ve met so many wonderful people that there’s no regret on roleplaying to begin with. I do wish the best of luck to everyone who is still staying strong in the community, as well as those who are just now joining! Now, I don’t want to leave everyone blind, so here’s a little goodbye note?
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a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I'm not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
“You’re the one that I want.”
“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
CHIVALRY ISNT DEAD.
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I’ve run out of ways to prove to you that I’d be the best thing to come home to.
classys (via wnq-writers)
dear keiko.
Send me one “Dear—” and I’ll write a letter to this person
From: @keishine
Status: accepting
Keiko. They hadn’t spoken in a quite some time, had it been a month yet? He had gotten into the habit of writing letters to people every now and then, though for the most part they never made it to the other person’s mailbox. This one for Keiko? He wasn’t sure it would make it either.
Dear Keiko,
So…here I go again saying sorry for never contacting you. I would give reasons for why things have been quiet on my end but they’re really all excuses and you deserve better than that. Honestly, I’m not sure how we’re still friends or more precisely why we’re still friends when you can do much better. I’m always busy with something and that pudding I said I would get you? Ah…it’s still on it’s way I guess.
Recently I tried contacting you again, I think it was a few days ago but nothing went through. Is this God’s way of saying we need to stop talking? Perhaps. One of these days though, my messages will go through and we’ll get back to normal maybe– I hope. Or maybe I don’t hope, for your sake. There are other people who can appreciate you more and better than I ever can and ever will, so I’ll let them take over for now.
Always yours,
Your hope and dream
Once he finished writing it was fairly obvious to him that the letter wasn’t going to make it to Keiko. It contained everything he wanted to say to her, but at the same time he didn’t want her to know. So he crumpled the letter, shredded it even– it was done.
@keishine — SEND ‘🔺’ + A COLOR FOR A COLOR BOARD OF OUR MUSES.
“Pink represents compassion, nurturing and love. It relates to unconditional love and understanding, and the giving and receiving of nurturing. Pink is feminine and romantic, affectionate and intimate, thoughtful and caring. It tones down the physical passion of red replacing it with a gentle loving energy.”
【 ❖ ▪ ▪ ▪ AUGUST 2016 ACTIVITY CHECK! 】
Been a while ladies but rest assure that we’re very much still alive, kickin’, and spreading all the good vibes around. This post will serve as both an activity check and for us to be able to spread our few announcements under the cut. Please make sure to reblog this post before August 21, 2016 to prevent your muse from being removed from the masterlist. Please also bear in mind the following reminders. If you have any concerns, feel free to shoot the main an ask.
» It doesn’t matter how new you are to the collective. Failure to reblog this post will result to an automatic removal from the masterlist. » If you are removed from the collective due to inactivity or failure to reblog this post, you are more then welcome to re-apply and join the collective again. » Aside from reblogging this post, please keep in mind that we require at least (1) active thread from at least (1) other member of the collective. » Members who are on a hiatus will not have to worry about this post. Reblogging is still allowed if they still wish to do so. » Lastly, please keep in touch with the other ladies to the collective. Remember to be welcoming and have fun ♡
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“YOU DID WHAT?!”
cute shippy starters for @obscrity.status: accepting!
☼ ┊ "it's not even that big of a deal!" she rolled her eyes at the male, crossing her arms over her chest. "i just forgot to take off my shoes was all. i'm a forgetful person, you know? besides, that's the one thing you didn't tell me when i got here!"
* ganking your lane, @obaeli !
( ✨ ) “Maybe you really did forgot that my birthday as a few months ago.” she pouts a little avoiding her eyes from the other. “It was on march and.. you were not there in my party, so I thought that you really forgot it.”
☼ ┊ "is that so?" her eyebrows furrowed, pressing her lips together. "to be quite frank with you, i don't remember ever receiving an invite, but i definitely never forgot your birthday."
“ Don’t make this harder than it already is. ”
some angsty sentence starters for @ddeevastatus: accepting!
☼ ┊ “i’m trying not to!” she exclaimed, continuing to press the random buttons on her keyboard. playing overwatch without any experience with someone who does is extremely hard, as the carry would be substantial as the enemy team had a large advantage.
hello! i just wanted to stop by and say that i hope you’re having a good day today!
ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜɪɴɢ 200+ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀs
I’ve been around for not even a whole month and I’ve already reached 200+ followers, it’s honestly incredible. I’ve met so many awesome people and have got more than enough people to interact with. I’m honestly so thankful! Until now, I’ve had a really great time here and I wish for this time to not end anytime soon. I’ve met and saw a lot of well thought muses, and I can honstly say I can’t wait to roleplay with all of you. It’s a great feeling to know that people like interacting with Nash even though he can be a bit hard at times. There is so much that I still need and have to do, like write his goddamn bio, yet there are so many of you that roleplay with me. Of course, there are muses around that have a special place in his heart, and others, who he’s not interacted with so far. And I really want to change that! So first of, the two most important women in Nash’s life.
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ACTIVITY CHECK.
— Good day evteka members! The end of the month is approaching soon, and as of Monday we will begin a whole new adventure together. With that being said, it’s time to take a look at our ranks and ensure all of our members are still active and compliant to evteka’s activity standards. MEMBERS WHO WERE ADMITTED TO THE DIRECTORY AFTER JULY 20TH ARE EXEMPT. Unless you have announced hiatus or semi-hiatus to an admin then you are capable of being removed from the directory for any of the circumstances explained below. So please take a moment to read over each one of these points carefully. Because this month has been rather hectic for everybody involved, we have given a very generous time buffer. You have until August 6th 11:59PM GMT-5 to correct yourself if you are in the red anywhere or to communicate any concerns to an admin about the following requirements.
If you have not…
+ … Posted a reply to a thread or an ask within the last TWO WEEKS. It does not matter who the thread is with, so long as it is there. + … Followed @lbhun. Following LBHUN is mandatory as he was admitted to our admin team after opening. Since it has been almost a month since we announced his addition to the staff, there has been plenty of time for you all to follow him! + … Responded to at least ten welcome messages. Not doing this can create a lack of welcoming for future members down the line. Please make sure you are tagging their url in the tags when you respond. + … Welcomed at least ten members to the directory. We are going to check your tags for at least TEN responses to a welcome message sent by you to some of our members. + … Maintained membership by keeping evteka linked on your blog. This is considered you taking your leave from the directory without telling us beforehand. + .. Participated in at least one prompt or event this month. We have chosen to make our members exempt from this portion for the month of July, because everything was a little hectic. However going forward please be mindful that it will be mandatory to do at least one of these to pass an activity check. + … Reblogged this post. Doing so is confirmation that you wish to remain a member of our directory and are understanding the terms and conditions that are written below the cut.
Remember that evteka is a directory with a purpose of uniting our members, it would be ridiculous of us to not take action if some of our members do not plan on participating. We are large in numbers at the moment, and while that is fantastic, we want to make sure that we are still successful despite having a large following. With that being said…
PLEASE READ BELOW THE CUT & REBLOG THIS POST.
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finally, ive gotten the hugest amount of follower in my history. 1000+. im very thankful for everyone that deals with me on a daily basis and for those that chose to follow me. you cuties.
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MOON TAEWOO. A WAY TOO LAZY UNIVERSITY STUDENT MAJORING IN JOURNALISM. YOUR F R I E N D L Y NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZA DELIVERY GUY.
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“ You haven’t been yourself lately. ”
☼ ┊ “i…haven’t?” she questioned, pressing her lips together as her facial expression showed confusion, eyebrows furrowed. it was true, though. she had been sick for a past week and has shown no sign of recovery, and her fatigue as been getting to her a lot more than it usually would. however, not particularly paying any attention to herself, she hasn’t noticed at all.
“i’ve been all fine and dandy, though. i swear.”